Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

One-sided(I think) Toadette/Pauline? Talk about a Crack Ship.

Yeah, it's meant to be unrequited because it's based on that scene in Miraculous Ladybug where Marinette tries kissing her crush Adrien while he's pretending to be a statue. Also, there's no ship art of Paulette unless you stare hard enough.

miko please build anything that isn't a four-wheel vertical spinner i beg

Where update?

Me when i am lazy and forget to nominate anything because i'm too busy sleeping in

Edited by jtard on Mar 22nd 2024 at 8:42:47 AM

???: Technical Problems

• I've got homework to do before writing the narration for the next part.
• Then, I got invited by my friends to test play a new game... which ended up taking a plenty of time that we forgot it's already near night time. (Though this depends on where you live in)
• Some surprises are best dropped late, since this part will actually have more bodies than the last.

But yeah, now we're talkin', I think we should not delay this any further, as someone's already asking for an update.
The presentator goes back to turned on, and it somehow still showed the status after the list of the deceased tributes to the previous update.
Oh, and sorry about that! Starting from now, kill counts will be listed, since the first update forgot to include them.

Chapter 2.1: Sunset to the 1st Night (Imgur◊ / PostImage◊)

• Cute girls sometimes got a good reason to skateboard. And someone important is present watching this.
• What's the Gensyoko currency, Yen? Why again is it the same currency as IRL Japan?
• That bass is out of tune. Wait, no, don't tell Mio about that!
• Lana let the bed bugs bite her, oof.
• Nice Irony there: Not only two of the tributes are already serious enough villains, the one who sees he could teach them is nowhere as villainous to begin with. Anti-role model potential?
• I know what to say: "Making the mother of sandwiches here, can't fret over every bread slice!" ...wait, that's incorrect-
• And now starts gunfighting a one-on-two- and I guess you can call that, a, "hatshot".
• Nobody expects Shedninja out of all things to assassinate President Snow. Maybe because most attacks don't work on it.
• Whatever Nanami says is quite the exoverance. Well, we don't exactly know what Heisuke wronged him first, but maybe it's not so bad that she spared him.
• If that historic figure (we don't even disclose the name) killed those who brought them into the present, then how they would get back to the past anyway?
• ...That's an appopriate reaction to that attack. E-ye Dub-yu.
• Anyone wanted to raise a question of a logic of a cow eating fish to begin with?
• It's definitely not a greedy or malicious wish therefore it's granted, but that one can't be revealed publicly.
• Vrrrooommm Vrroooommm... Dorugoramon vaccums and pulls in Ninjask and Darkness, into their doom.
• "Be careful for what you wish for" applies even to food like turkey sandwich. Because you might be given a overcooked one.
• This sounds like as if someone is saying "Where's my Lamb Sauce?!" and then calls a specific number after spotting the perperator.
• The idea of saying something simple that is shocking before clarifying it's something not as bad as it seems can make an impact indeed. Yi Sang is gone... (Beat) to the grocery store the whole time.
• See, I have problems with some compability of robots eating certain food, it's kind of like dogs eating chocolate. Oh well, that's one less tribute to watch over!
• Problems are everyday, but there is always that somewhere else that has at least a rigid level of peace to begin with. It's only fitting someone who can be crazy wants problems though.
• I wouldn't mind someone having a robot as a Soul Friend, so, I can accept that, I guess.
• That One Level from that game strikes again. Good thing I'm a good gamer on the other hand, I could show a guide to beat that level if I wanted to.
• Jump rope is that The Noise plays.
• The Buddhist messiah's power overwhelms easily. If someone's nerdy enough to be genre-savvy to figure out being put on a lunch box, they can explain on the comment here!
• Have fun with that cool Martini. At least it's someone of consent age that orders it.
• I remember someone used to say that, and he was actually can back up his ego.
• Jokes on you this is a same-series, same-nominator tribute interaction. Northern Irish Mr. Tayto doesn't make quite the point of introducing Dan Heng to Black Swan.
• That's quite a funny shirt that can be made fun of. Heehee
• Myskywarm, that Katara was your tribute, was it? Was she near King Plush's camp?
• The Don can't hide anywhere from the Wolf man.
• But, Yarn Yoshi has no hair!? Maybe it's a metaphor joke to tell Gill-man to bite the yarn dust!
• Good evening, Omi.
• Baron Uhh has another job to begin with, one that is different from what you thought from before.
• Melodie trying to look scar-ry like Malamar. Welp, that went wrong.

Chapter 2.2: Dawn of the 2nd Day (Imgur◊ / PostImage◊)

• Buzz that sound goes from Edgar the Bug, and Peacemaker was alerted and said to not "@" him. Do you know what that means?
• TUFF Chameleon will make a spicy decision to lend a hand indeed.
• I am still wondering how the amphibious creature has his own version of The Empire. But there will be only one room for the one who will rule over the season by the end.
• A small army is, well, not exactly the best to do. Unless every single member of them is a One-Man Army, but eh...
• Why is the other Chameleon (KFP) corrupting WALL-E by teaching him to hack computers and create computer viruses?
• Gasp. Well, murder isn't always the first option or the only one. At least that makes an escape plan.
• Considering it happens every day to be killed in the first update - it's actually creditable to survive past the first update
• Now that's surprising to know that Melodie still has the power to wipe a noncomplient timeline. This is how things happens, guys!
• Frogadier insults Fu-xi but it backfires
• No Konami Code here, sorry.
• Ultimate attack interupted, Cannot attack when flinching. Seems familiar enough?
• Fun fact: Plato is also the name of a game, and there are articles about what are similar to it on the internet.
• More viewer con-ning advertisements have been happening in the recent seasons, it worries me...
• Hyness's near death experience comes to realize that his life is boring? Really, someone's death can be unpredictable though so it might not happen immediately soon, but you could have better methods of entertaining yourself.
• Wolfrun's got admiration respect for Miranda being as good as his S. O.
• Crossing stories here, I guess. Like, let's make a crossover between Classical Mythology and Arthurian Legend!
• I don't expect a fair lady would headbang for a reason other than saying "It's the ultimate release", but you do you?
• Baron Uhh already spoke out the warning about the program being secretly a trojan malware, and... oofsicles to Katara, who didn't heed it, turns out this thing was more realistically dangerous than one would thought so!
• Hayley. Hayley, out of all of them, who closes in, giving the no quarters to the four tributes: Republic Ireland Mr. Tayto, Gertrude, Nanami, and Morgenshtern.
• Amusing story that Skullomania has as for now in the Games, drawing the interest of Shedinja to it.
• It's a cool thing that Megumin's brain isn't exactly all about explosions, as she counts sand faster than Black Swan would expect, after being asked to do so by Claudius. Actually, this is quite the event here.
• The Noise, as in, not that kind of alien creature that phases out of attacks as if it were intangible and could reduce someone to ashes, but rather, the character from Pizza Tower.
• The Dancing Cow manages to not just kill two tributes (from the same nominator, oofsicles!) but also makes their bones a throne and their blood as ink pen for a tome to create a cult.
• Don Quixote is finished off by Yi Sang, with these three shoes hitting at the same time with such deadly force.
• TO think King Plush would find something off that mutation of a root vegetable...
• Gary Miller might fall into god complex tonight, with these new laser powers.

Intermission: The Book of Death, 2nd Edition (Imgur / PostImage◊)

• Oops, it looks like these tributes are either KIA or MIA now: Ninjask, Darkness, EVE, Katara, Republic of Ireland!Mr. Tayto, Gertrude, Nanami, MORGENSHTREN, Lana, Starr, and Don Quixote.
• Oh well, Press F for freygrilledcheese
• And that leaves us with 50 tributes!

OOC: changed wrong pronouns on one event description for the edit

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Mar 22nd 2024 at 7:40:02 PM

Yeah, I really don't think the Illusive Man needs to learn how to be a villain.

THE LAMB SAAAUUUCE

So that slingshot event was clearly written in the old sim days. What I completely neglected to mention when I wrote that is that the slingshot merely made the dog angry and caused it to start barking at Katara, hence why she got scared and ran away.

Should we revise that next season? Because on the other hand, it could be an Angry Guard Dog that legit scared off even a badass Waterbender like her.

And US$1.32 just to get that phone "fixed"? What kind of scam is that? Also, EVE may have been designed to collect plants, but not if they're mixed into cake. But Pauline befriending WALL-E right after his girlfriend died? Aww... oh no, I hope fem!Chameleon didn't shapeshift into Peacemaker to "hack" into him, too!

being scared of the noise is... pretty wise actually

I can post a revision during the next nomination period if you want. The event's a reference to Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures, and this video shows the scene in question at 3:49 (it's not an exact recreation, but it shows the part of the game it was based on).

While we're on the subject, has there been any progress regarding the resim glitch? It's been a while since it was last brought up in the thread.

Brant Steele was contacted months ago about the glitch, but has not responded. Apparently he's more focused on the newer sims his site offers right now.

Edited by DubhKafkaesque on Mar 22nd 2024 at 9:04:10 AM

Sure thing. I was just concerned that making the event closer to the source might make it less flexible in interpretation, which was why I brought up the Angry Guard Dog scenario.

We were gonna nudge him several months back, but we kinda forgot, but he said that he'll prioritize "sim-breaking" glitches, so hopefully he'll get to this one eventually.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 22nd 2024 at 6:05:00 PM

Understandable that Fu-Xi is upset at dry turkey sandwiches, snakes can't chew and they need to fully swallow their meals so of course he'd hate eating rough, dry stuff that can hurt his throat.

Also how does the Chameleon from Ancient China know more about tech than WALL-E?

Hey Konata, are you done with the updates yet? The crowd is waiting and we got studies to do later.
Don't worry about me, Kagami, I'm going to do this update as quickly as possible and get this show done with.
What show?
The Hunger Games Simulation, 318th Reboot season.
...Well, it's not like I don't have free time anyway, I could help you with the season hosting.
Sure thing. We've got to do this quickly.

Chapter 3-1: Second Night Hijinks

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• I guess Hayley needs some school tools... Dummy, we all do!
• If you're thinking your friends don't want to be friends anymore because they don't like your parties, then I guess something is wrong with your parties...
• Well, someone has to decide about if we're doing a casket burial for Don Quixote. As for me... I don't think so, unfortunately.
• What are you blubbering about, about someone else's "stink"?
• Nice cookie hot take you've got there. ...I got no response.
• This sounds like a scene that could fit for a fighting game. Oh, and while there's damage inflicted on all three of them, none of them are dead.
• I would be horrified about turning into a fly, even if it's for a night!
• Can't dodge over every bullet - she's playing it more like a shooter game than Danmaku ^note Bullet Hell game.
• About time someone make that Dragon Ball reference - cha-cha-cha-cha... We will miss Toriyama-san, and thank him for his work.
• Saren and Banao pretending to follow along with The Noise's dance and song. Them denying is like "It's not like we want to dance along with you!".
• Wouldn't the inability to swim not matter when you're large enough to be not completely submerged underwater anyways?
• Heisuke has hitted the Despair Event Horizon. He's so hopeless...
• Who's "he" that they're singing about? Dunno, but it would be one of the male tributes that are hellbent on murdering other tributes
• A new sponsor, McCownalds!
• Yarn Yoshi could really used some help from Autocorrect- Don't!
• Only the strong-willed with Determination will get what they want, huh?
• I guess Megumin and N.Ireland Mr. Tayto discover something that doesn't exist- Hey! ...I guess that's a reference, huh.
• That rambling from Angelo also worries me. I guess Melodie and Alphamon have standards.
• Claudius orders large pizza, extra thick, and it will take a while because, of how to transport the pizza and delivering it to the client.
• Niles is getting the Edison experience from the apple bonking him!
• There are plenty of games you can play against yourself, like Chess, but I think Wolfrun is playing something else and somehow plays against himself. Wow!
• Are you going to copy and paste more dogs, Fu-xi?
• Skullomania is dead! Does Hyness have something to do with it by "finding" his body? No, he should been just passing by...
• Baron Uhh sends a meme without batting a look. It was intended to The Glowing Man, but Gary Miller instead sees it... and goes "huh?" or the like.
• Black Swan and Toadette are Friends for now! I guess that's better than nothing.
• HOME RUN! ...wait, wrong event. You mean Gill-man sent Dan Heng's particle or whatever composes him out of the stadium.
• Lemon rhymes with demon. So that explains how it can possess a girl.

Chapter 3-2: The Third Day of Wackiness (Imgur◊ / PostImage◊)

• They didn't said "Are you ready kids? Aye, captain!" before that. But, a safe event means you're safe for the time being regardless.
• Creations making creations, or rather drawings, to fight. So that's how the Simulator decides what happens.
• Real life has a first-person view camera, so the statement by Gary and Larry is true to an extent.
• W-what? That curse is scary and deadly! Well, there goes Pauline.
• How the Haughty have been bowed down to do something embarrasing that is dancing. But it depends on the viewers' perception. Leave a post and comment what do you think!
• Hayley sends Skullolady a death th- oh, that is giving me a really bad feeling...
• Saren teaches Edgar the Bug to swear in the former's native language. Darn, I can just show you that I can damn swear too!
• Fu-xi has quite the imagination of thinking about pairing some characters with others, and Banao has heard it. So what?
• Not that Claudius, but I guess he ran away from another killing game? Just how much are your chances to survive two?
• Goyle finds a sledgehammer! Going to use it later as a tool or as a weapon?
• Toadette's lottery ticket didn't win - Losing Horns intensifies
• This is getting suspicious. Angelo is going to protect Panem, so are his earlier acts just acts?
• I actually don't mind seeing Peacekeeper with the flossed teeth. Actually, I want a photo of it to keep it as a memoriam of voluntering to host this season!
• Dorugoramon tosses out the late Pauline's body, and with some petals.
• And another swear event: Northern Ireland Mr. Tayto is confused by The Illusive Man's other-languagely swearing.
• And now Pauline's corpse is darned vulture food.
• Miranda, if I were you, I would run. She looks like she is likely to make you "pay" for these oranges.
• King Plush cannot get past that locked door whole and alive!
• This aquatic creature, a giant hamster wheel, an obstacle course. And a success on navigating the way out.
• Never though Gary Miller would put a concert, and then... collapses. I don't see any actual blood coughing though, it looks like something else different.
• I guess these bones are really the sign of a Killer Rabbit. Megu walks away from the Killer Rabbit! No explosion directly broadcasted in the arena today, I guess.
• Melodie starts picking a fight on WALL-E, mocking his costume beforehand.
• Atlas lets out a little frustation by tying a buttered toast to a cat, and drops it off a ledge, landing feet-first.
• Shedinja's "ugliness" is still nothing comapred to Dhelmise, though!
• I got something worse than a coin for a gift at some point, so what?
• Yi Sang asks if the Dancing Cow is better off alone, TUFF Chameleon goes to a shop, and Dancing Waddle Dee finds his childhood bully is a YouTube and Disney star. Sorry, not much I can say to describe about these events.

Intermission: Third edition Memento of the fallen (Imgur◊ / PostImage◊)

• And those tributes who are effectively dead are Persephone, Skullomania, Dan Heng, Pauline, and King Plush.
• I'm sorry, Point Maid, but your attempt to get another Hall of Famer ends here.
• And we're down to 45 left to go.

Edited by JustNormalMusicLover on Mar 23rd 2024 at 7:15:10 PM

I guess if you really stretch the defintion of a death game, Hamlet may count as one as due to some scheming and/or lack there of, everyone but Horatio dies at the end.

Stay away from Skullolady, Hayley!

ah yes i remember when thomas edison discovered gravity after albert einstein fell on his head

WALL-E, you collect garbage, why would you raise a stink about someone's stink? Unless... fem!Chameleon hacked you into thinking badly of that...

Also, McDonald's be like BUY OUR BURGERS!

But Gary Miller, how insensitive of you to pretend to vomit blood after Pauline died that way and had her corpse desecrated twice!

"Pauline passes by an anthill without asking it permission, and the dwarf living inside curses her into vomiting blood until she dies." Wat.

Anywho, remind me to check for notable turian swears that Saren could've taught Edgar.

And Mr. Tayto didn't understand that the Illusive Man was swearing in English?

Huh. TIL.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Mar 23rd 2024 at 12:59:41 PM

That anthill event is a superstitious belief in Filipino folklore. It's believed that a duwende (dwarf) lives inside an anthill, but he hates trespassers, so if you pass by one, you must say "tabi tabi po" (excuse me, please), lest you be cursed by the duwende into vomiting blood.

Also I guess Mr. Tayto speaks Gaelic as his first language.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 23rd 2024 at 4:00:17 PM

Ironic that the goddess of the underworld would be killed by a Cerberus officer.

OOC but I got pinged by 6k1 (Troper No 9001) that the "found his body" event is supposed to be not a kill, oops.

Headcanoning that WALL-E was wearing this◊ on Day 3.

I think the Chameleon has spent far too much time in the Spirit Realm, she's lost her marbles already by now