Professional Speechwriter.
Yeah, that scientist is dead now. You're next, for subjecting me to that! I was nearly turned into a prinny! I'm an Overlord, damn it, not a slave.
edited 24th Jan '17 11:35:59 PM by Cabe_Bedlam
I need to update these things more oftenTest subject for a Mad Scientist
Gentleman Cthulhu: Let's just say I was good at it and my tentacles were put to good use.
edited 24th Jan '17 10:32:07 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesIt's nice to see the enemy being crushed, and unable to hurt anyone.
edited 25th Jan '17 12:13:54 AM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Video Game Tester (Yes, that's an actual job)
Gentleman Cthulhu: Finally! A job in which I get paid to get rid of my rivals by cooking them!
edited 25th Jan '17 11:22:16 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesSushi Chef
Agh, why do we have to do this? The sun's so hot and we haven't been able to get many customers! Can't we do something more exciting?
I know we're all tired, Lester, but your bellyaching isn't helping at all. Anyway, this is how the economically disadvantaged has to earn money just for living, so you guys should be grateful our parents can provide for us.
He does have a point. I'd rather stay home.
edited 24th Jan '17 11:47:00 PM by fdiaperhead
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.Street peddlers.
These costumes are just adorable~ Say, captain, would it be okay if I wear them outside the job? Wha- No, of course I wouldn't wear them in combat! Just for recreational purposes, honest!
edited 25th Jan '17 12:23:12 AM by ArmoredFury
Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.Professional cosplayer.
My biology background helps me with understanding the deaths. And Star Platinum helps me defeat any fugitives.
edited 25th Jan '17 12:34:23 PM by CyberController
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.Crime Scene Investigator
Francis: ..oooorg.... it was a massacre! The last time I was involved in an actual fight I had my butt handed over to me, so do the math nerrrr!
edited 26th Jan '17 3:32:11 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesMERCENARY.
The spider has trouble holding the milk bottles, and hires an assistant with hands.
"Hot-cha, I managed to get a human job! Yay me!"
edited 26th Jan '17 7:52:00 AM by Rbade
/\。。/\Milkman!
Heh, puns
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.Pokemon Breeder
Francis: Nerrrrr... It went great until I was called in to fix something at a power plant. It didn't end well for me when the blackout happened...
edited 26th Jan '17 3:41:00 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesElectrical engineer
Red enjoys working for Team Plasma, but wants to leave.
edited 26th Jan '17 4:27:04 AM by Awesomewade
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”PETA Worker
Francis: Nerrrrr! I... I w-wass a-asked by N-nintendo to do a collaboration project with Marvel Comics to do a graphic novel series about the first three Paper Mario games while rendering the other two games officially non-canon! I'm a high-technical god now! And they're even letting me continue the story after the events of Super Paper Mario to introduce a new game that's coming in the future!
edited 26th Jan '17 11:58:54 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesComic book writer.
Let's be honest, he'd shit his job through the bed. Almost all of his customers would be freaked the hell out. And if it's in Olathe... Yeah, Zacharie is FUCKED.
edited 26th Jan '17 8:59:52 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Professional merchant.
You foolish, foolish man. Do I have the desire, or time, to teach sciences to peasants?
edited 26th Jan '17 10:34:45 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Calculus teacher.
Pirates.
"Everyone sit the fuck up and shut the hell down! Warden Georgia runs a strict game!"
edited 30th Jan '17 1:39:43 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Prison Warden
Lord English grins as he relishes brutally slaughtering one soul after another. The paycheck was just an added bonus.
edited 30th Jan '17 2:07:54 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesAssassin.
Um...yeah, how you'd people like this...piece of gum? It's just...ever so minty.
edited 31st Jan '17 7:49:31 AM by fredhot16
Trans rights are human rights. TV Tropes is not a place for bigotry, cruelty, or dickishness, no matter who or their position.Spokesperson for a gum product.
"Oh my God! I'm Southern but I still wasn't prepared! THIS IS REALLY DANGEROUS, HELP!!"
edited 31st Jan '17 7:48:56 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.Cowgirl.
"Straight Man and Wise Guy" Comedians
Shiny Rayquaza: Would've been a much better job if I had hands like a human's. Suffice to say, I didn't last long at this job.
edited 1st Feb '17 7:02:49 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of HeroesGame developer.
"NO, PLEASE! I'm too fragile and tiny for this! C-Can I just go home and eat some clams instead?"
edited 1st Feb '17 6:56:39 AM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Pirate
Gentleman Cthulhu: I say, it was one of the worst jobs I've had! Writing filibusters for politicians was such a bore to me! Thank heavens that I decided to quit the job, for it was driving me insane!
edited 24th Jan '17 12:31:00 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes