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TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#51: Jan 24th 2017 at 12:23:08 AM

Pirate

[down]Gentleman Cthulhu:   I say, it was one of the worst jobs I've had! Writing filibusters for politicians was such a bore to me! Thank heavens that I decided to quit the job, for it was driving me insane!   

edited 24th Jan '17 12:31:00 AM by TheGamechanger

The League of Heroes
Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#52: Jan 24th 2017 at 12:24:21 AM

Professional Speechwriter.

[down] Yeah, that scientist is dead now. You're next, for subjecting me to that! I was nearly turned into a prinny! I'm an Overlord, damn it, not a slave.

edited 24th Jan '17 11:35:59 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

I need to update these things more often
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#53: Jan 24th 2017 at 10:15:12 PM

Test subject for a Mad Scientist

[down]Gentleman Cthulhu:   Let's just say I was good at it and my tentacles were put to good use.   

edited 24th Jan '17 10:32:07 PM by TheGamechanger

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CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#54: Jan 24th 2017 at 10:29:55 PM

Porn Star

[down] It's nice to see the enemy being crushed, and unable to hurt anyone.

edited 25th Jan '17 12:13:54 AM by CyberController

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
#55: Jan 24th 2017 at 10:50:18 PM

Vampire Hunter

[down] Not bad at all.

edited 26th Jan '17 10:11:55 AM by Mhazard

TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#56: Jan 24th 2017 at 11:02:39 PM

Video Game Tester (Yes, that's an actual job)

[down]Gentleman Cthulhu:   Finally! A job in which I get paid to get rid of my rivals by cooking them!   

edited 25th Jan '17 11:22:16 AM by TheGamechanger

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fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
#57: Jan 24th 2017 at 11:24:43 PM

Sushi Chef

[down] Agh, why do we have to do this? The sun's so hot and we haven't been able to get many customers! Can't we do something more exciting?

I know we're all tired, Lester, but your bellyaching isn't helping at all. Anyway, this is how the economically disadvantaged has to earn money just for living, so you guys should be grateful our parents can provide for us.

He does have a point. I'd rather stay home.

edited 24th Jan '17 11:47:00 PM by fdiaperhead

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
ArmoredFury $420 one meter tall plush goth battleship from a frontline choked in dust and gunsmoke, again (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
$420 one meter tall plush goth battleship
#58: Jan 24th 2017 at 11:35:59 PM

Street peddlers.

[down] These costumes are just adorable~ Say, captain, would it be okay if I wear them outside the job? Wha- No, of course I wouldn't wear them in combat! Just for recreational purposes, honest!

edited 25th Jan '17 12:23:12 AM by ArmoredFury

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
CyberController Blitzy.... from Pride Ring Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: I don't mind being locked in this eternal maze!
Blitzy....
#59: Jan 25th 2017 at 12:14:36 AM

Professional cosplayer.

[down] My biology background helps me with understanding the deaths. And Star Platinum helps me defeat any fugitives.

edited 25th Jan '17 12:34:23 PM by CyberController

Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#60: Jan 25th 2017 at 11:23:30 AM

Crime Scene Investigator

[down]Francis: ..oooorg.... it was a massacre! The last time I was involved in an actual fight I had my butt handed over to me, so do the math nerrrr!

edited 26th Jan '17 3:32:11 AM by TheGamechanger

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Rbade [PASIO] from Woodstocks Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
[PASIO]
#61: Jan 26th 2017 at 12:03:19 AM

MERCENARY.

[down] The spider has trouble holding the milk bottles, and hires an assistant with hands.

"Hot-cha, I managed to get a human job! Yay me!"

edited 26th Jan '17 7:52:00 AM by Rbade

/\。。/\
Murataku Jer gets all the girls from Straya Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jer gets all the girls
#62: Jan 26th 2017 at 3:22:31 AM

Milkman!

Heh, puns

Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#63: Jan 26th 2017 at 3:28:02 AM

Pokemon Breeder

[down]Francis: Nerrrrr... It went great until I was called in to fix something at a power plant. It didn't end well for me when the blackout happened...

edited 26th Jan '17 3:41:00 AM by TheGamechanger

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Awesomewade Cult Leader from Jambastion Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Cult Leader
#64: Jan 26th 2017 at 3:34:14 AM

Electrical engineer

[down]Red enjoys working for Team Plasma, but wants to leave.

edited 26th Jan '17 4:27:04 AM by Awesomewade

“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#65: Jan 26th 2017 at 3:57:18 AM

PETA Worker

[down]Francis: Nerrrrr! I... I w-wass a-asked by N-nintendo to do a collaboration project with Marvel Comics to do a graphic novel series about the first three Paper Mario games while rendering the other two games officially non-canon! I'm a high-technical god now! And they're even letting me continue the story after the events of Super Paper Mario to introduce a new game that's coming in the future!

edited 26th Jan '17 11:58:54 AM by TheGamechanger

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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#66: Jan 26th 2017 at 7:51:54 AM

Comic book writer.

[down]Let's be honest, he'd shit his job through the bed. Almost all of his customers would be freaked the hell out. And if it's in Olathe... Yeah, Zacharie is FUCKED.

edited 26th Jan '17 8:59:52 AM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
arcada188 PINNACLE OF MAN from Bad Soldierdom Since: Apr, 2015
PINNACLE OF MAN
#67: Jan 26th 2017 at 8:58:48 AM

Professional merchant.

In Olathe.

[down]You foolish, foolish man. Do I have the desire, or time, to teach sciences to peasants?

edited 26th Jan '17 10:34:45 AM by arcada188

I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#69: Jan 27th 2017 at 6:43:50 AM

Pirates.

[down]"Everyone sit the fuck up and shut the hell down! Warden Georgia runs a strict game!"

edited 30th Jan '17 1:39:43 PM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#70: Jan 30th 2017 at 1:36:46 PM

Prison Warden

[down]Lord English grins as he relishes brutally slaughtering one soul after another. The paycheck was just an added bonus.

edited 30th Jan '17 2:07:54 PM by TheGamechanger

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fredhot16 Don't want to leave but cannot pretend from Baton Rogue, Louisiana. Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
Don't want to leave but cannot pretend
#71: Jan 30th 2017 at 2:04:52 PM

Assassin.

[down] Um...yeah, how you'd people like this...piece of gum? It's just...ever so minty.

edited 31st Jan '17 7:49:31 AM by fredhot16

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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#72: Jan 31st 2017 at 7:32:20 AM

Spokesperson for a gum product.

[down]"Oh my God! I'm Southern but I still wasn't prepared! THIS IS REALLY DANGEROUS, HELP!!"

edited 31st Jan '17 7:48:56 AM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.
Mhazard Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
TheGamechanger from Fourth Wall Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Robosexual
#74: Jan 31st 2017 at 2:10:52 PM

"Straight Man and Wise Guy" Comedians

Shiny Rayquaza:   Would've been a much better job if I had hands like a human's. Suffice to say, I didn't last long at this job.   

edited 1st Feb '17 7:02:49 AM by TheGamechanger

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BaconZorp see you, space cowboy. from general dysphoria Since: Jun, 2016 Relationship Status: Consider his love an honor
see you, space cowboy.
#75: Feb 1st 2017 at 6:51:17 AM

Game developer.

[down]"NO, PLEASE! I'm too fragile and tiny for this! C-Can I just go home and eat some clams instead?"

edited 1st Feb '17 6:56:39 AM by BaconZorp

Long live the New Bev.

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