The World's Least Powerful Man
"Nostalgia Critic a has-been"? You won't believe who says so!
Ninjas are over-rated
edited 4th Feb '17 10:28:12 PM by dvorak
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Lovely Legilimens
WHY I HATE NINJAS AND SO SHOULD YOU!
I bought some new clothes.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."
Don't step on the flowers.
GUY BUYS CLOTHES SO STYLISH, YOU WON'T BELIEVE!
I am doing the laundry.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
PINNACLE OF MAN
FORCED TO WASH SMELLY, FECES-FILLED PANTS BY ISIS
I once saw an opossum play dead next to my right foot.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
The Absolute Madman
10 OPOSSUMS PLAYING DEAD PICS SO KAWAII YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!
I'm going to work soon.
"We be we baby!"
Cult Leader
Man makes hundreds of dollars in one day! Click here to find out how!
My power went out.
“Happy Birthday Dark Lord, Happy Birthday!”
Don't step on the flowers.
Man's Power Went Out Because of HACKERS FROM RUSSIA!!
I'm playing Touhou.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
Masochism is the cure for epilepsy?! Local woman discovers secret your doctor doesn't want you to know!
I finished reading HP Lovecraft's complete work.
Insane man reads forbidden books, shocking details inside!
I took a shirtless selfie.
PINNACLE OF MAN
How to become the sexiest man in America: 10 Steps
I took a photo a man with a strange-looking nose and a missing eye.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
You Won't Believe This Deformed Man is Real
I'm gonna make myself a peanut butter sandwich.
It's one thing to make a spectacle. It's another to make a difference.
Don't Try It
Mad Chef plans to assassinate Peanut Allergic People
Are you going to twist my words around against me, are you?
edited 19th Jan '17 11:21:30 AM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Insane Man Fears the Media! You won't believe what he says!
I still play Spore.
"I still play the Greatest Game Ever Made" one man says*
*This article was sponsored by EA Games
I'm going to bed.
One just might
HE ENTERS HIS BEDROOM, YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE DOES NEXT.
I participate in a marathon.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
MAN JOGS AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF MILES! CLICK HERE TO KNOW HIS SECRET!
I flirt with ladies.
Don't Try It
Casanova able to charm the ladies! Find out how!
Game Development? I'll give it a shot
edited 19th Jan '17 6:19:24 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
I've got the spirit but lose the feeling
13 Ways Country Boy Aspires to be the Next Gaben! Number 5 May Change Your Life!
I made myself a turkey sandwich, and it's delicious.
edited 19th Jan '17 6:26:47 PM by GrafVonTirol
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 436/1089 (40.04%)
One just might
5 BENEFITS OF TURKEY SANDWICH THE HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.
I respond to an online poll.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
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Man votes that Babies must own Guns and more, Click here to find out!
I think that the Media is trying too hard to clickbait us.
edited 19th Jan '17 6:57:47 PM by Jaxfirebus
The World's Least Powerful Man
Local man discovers secret that CNN DOESN'T want you to know.
The Emperor sucks. That Horus fellow's got it all figured out...
edited 23rd Jan '17 1:50:13 PM by dvorak
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The Absolute Madman
LOCAL MAN HATES GOVERNMENT! WHY YOU SHOULD TOO!
If I must die, I'm going in style!
"We be we baby!"
The World's Least Powerful Man
(Dark, m8)
15 pictures from Patty Murphy's wake. You won't beleive your eyes!
Never try to debate with an SJW. they will just reject every point you try to make with insults.
edited 23rd Jan '17 1:51:09 PM by dvorak
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Champion of Io!
"SJW MENACE!" Expert tells all! "Can't be reasoned with!"
Don't touch that, idiot!
edited 21st Jan '17 11:53:13 AM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
NEO-NAZI DEFENDS NAZI PROGAGANDA FROG!
Doug Walker isn't as funny as he once was.
edited 19th Jan '17 3:16:54 AM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!