...who the f**k?!
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.Oh, umm, hello there. You seem... like you might be lost.
current jam | aviOh, I've got pirates again. They're just impossible to get rid of, aren't they?
FUCKING FURRIES!
''Annihilate everything.''Jonh Freeman what a suprise! it's good to see you
Long live the New Bev.Oh, were you planning to put a spell on me?~
Uh... are you okay? Need anything?
Daisy, here's a song / About a love that's truly strong...Well, good thing I've cleared most of the pizza boxes from there... but still, what exactly are you doing here?
current jam | aviMonday, eh?
edited 13th Mar '17 1:27:56 PM by Almohad
Well, I'm scarred for life now.
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)how did you get in there and how are you not stabbed by all the random shit in there
/\。。/\AHHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD
Long live the New Bev.I know you're trying to be scary and all, but isn't that super uncomfortable?
Daisy, here's a song / About a love that's truly strong..."You appear to have appeared under my bed without my permission."
.*bring out silverware*
"Is 'plantern' edible? I INTEND TO FIND OUT. "
/\。。/\Ok? *looking for a little box*
...
...Do I scream?
Or do I hug?
...-small spanish girl voice- ¿Por qué no los dos?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.It's....it's a bird.
I guess it could be much worse, but...I didn't leave the window open or anything....
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."Random silently looks away from the bed, and back under.
A short time later, one hears the click of a pistol as Random looks back under there.
What are you doing down there? Did you mess up a teleportation spell or something?
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hatsI throw it away. Who knows how old it is?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
I guess I should be glad it's not a full-size dragon.