Your avatar asks the above avatar a question.

Hey, Grim, can you do the three heads thing for me?

Alright, but I'm only wagering small amounts and I get to dictate when I call it quits. I'm not gonna bet my soul on any amount of earnings, I'll have you know.

edited 20th Nov '17 10:22:57 AM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX

"Well, ain't you cute? Care to come try your luck at the craps table, little man?"

"I don't hear the players complainin', kid. Speakin' of, I ain't runnin' no gallery, here. If you ain't here to play, scram!"

edited 19th Nov '17 4:40:38 AM by Murataku

King Dice, I'm honestly appalled by the standards of your casio! Just look at how filthy it is! Cigarette ashes everywhere, alcoholic drinks spilled all over the place and so many germs! Don't you realise how dirty this place is?

The dead? Oh, please, no, not never! Especially if we're going to hold hands. Ellgh!

edited 19th Nov '17 2:33:28 PM by n3rd_d4sh

Join hands and face me. We are about to run a hour-long seance of contacting the dead. Who do you want to speak with, and how much will you pay?

...It should be possible, though it will cost much more. Do you agree?

edited 19th Nov '17 8:09:02 AM by arcada188

Hey, um, do you think you can tell my fortune? I mean, I'm not even alive to begin with, so...

I did, once. It's not really a big deal, though. Since she is a Tactial Doll, we just had to reupload her neural network to a new body. Other than some memory loss, she's A-OK!

edited 20th Nov '17 9:06:33 PM by ArmoredFury

   Did you ever try to save somebody...but found that you were too late?   

   ...No. I still have things that are left to do.   

edited 24th Nov '17 11:13:45 PM by RaimeNadalia

You look like a capable opera-TOR. I don't suppose you are in receipt of special forces training? I... uh, WE could have some use for a man of your CONSIDERABLE TALENT!

WELL, I'll have you know I am actually the Supreme General-Queen of Colrick! I may be a Rodentian, as are the majority of our population, but our nation has moved past such BACKWARD notions as a race-based state, unlike some. Cough-Ovinian Republic-Cough! ...HOWEVER, I'll admit I find your offer intriguing! I've struck a deal with some sponsors to bolster our military technology, propelling us into THE SPACE AGE! ...I'll have to have a word with them, but rest assured you will not be disappointed with their fine, aged selection of LASER HARPOONS!

edited 25th Nov '17 9:38:38 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

The dictator of Rodentia, I presume? I have a favor to ask you. If you hand us over your best weapon for hunting mermaids and other humanoid sea-based lifeforms, we'll supply you infrastructure and tanks, made out of very cheap - but very reliable - materials. You'll see it for yourself. Zig & Bernie is the best house-building company in the region!

I have no idea who that is. As for your "offer", I would be willing to accept it... but first, you should go to Zig.

edited 25th Nov '17 3:07:24 AM by arcada188

You're not related to Mr Krabs in anyway are you? Because if so, what would you think of a business offer?

I'm a Plankton. It's...kind of in my name.

edited 25th Nov '17 4:07:25 PM by n3rd_d4sh

   ...What the hell are you?   

   My powers aren't from any I-jin. My powers came from when a certain man I knew refused to give up a power from the Speed Force that I could put to better use...so, I modified my Batmobile, bound him to it's engine, raced into the speed force, and took it from him. He's still somewhere in here, though...    Bruce...why?!

edited 25th Nov '17 4:32:54 PM by RaimeNadalia

... Um ... A-Are you Edgar Allan Poe, or Gaston Leroux? I just need to know what I-Jin powers you might have ... assuming you ARE an I-jin, of course!

Oh! Well, there are many places to start, but I'd recommend something light! You could try Alices Adventures In Wonderland, or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, though really anything by Roald Dahl would work, or you could try Grimms Fairy Tales - (rambles on and on, squeeing and spinning in delight occasionally)

edited 18th Jan '18 7:45:05 PM by burinnu

I ain't really the readin' type... what's a good book with pictures?

How about a copy of the Necronomicon by HR Giger?

edited 28th Nov '17 8:47:37 PM by Albino_Axolotl

Uh... no question, so I guess here I am again?

Psssshhh, see. Technically we're ghost monsters... whatever that means. So we just look like ghosts sometimes... I guess!

And don't worry about that, Pacs is all cool now! Even if nobody really likes him.

edited 29th Nov '17 5:01:05 AM by Beverly

You're a ghost, are you not? Is your body of a corporeal or spiritual substance, and if the latter, how is Pac-Man (apologies if the name frightens you) able to damage it?

I believe I have the various factions satiated and/or balanced against one another at the moment. If that's a veiled threat, by the way...

edited 29th Nov '17 4:28:12 AM by TheGreatUnknown

So, uh, how stable is your kingdom at the minute?

Hey, it is not stuffy! I actually find it to be quite comfortable.

edited 29th Nov '17 7:09:22 AM by G2BattleConvoy

You a'ight in that stuffy uniform of yours? Looks real uncomfy...

Ah, these?

Clydette reaches up, taking them off, revealing it to be a gag headband.

'S fake! My real eyes are riiiight here!

edited 29th Nov '17 7:09:36 AM by Beverly

Uh...are those eyes coming out of the top of your head...?

I guess so. I mean, I'm one of those people who had that happen to them, and I don't think I'm going to be the last.

edited 29th Nov '17 2:27:19 PM by kablammin45

Are humans randomly waking up as 'Pokemon' a regular occurrence on your world?

Our heads are off? You're kind of a weirdo to think that.

What's-a so bad about a big Italiano shnozz?

edited 30th Nov '17 1:58:52 PM by lewattoo

Your heads look a little off. would you like new ones?

Newfangled? These matoran are the same they've always been. Well, except for my adjustments…

edited 29th Nov '17 4:30:42 PM by TotallyNotAnAlien

What's it like, working with newfangled machines?

Well, it's water of course, but I don't have a lot. I've really been running out of steam lately...

edited 29th Nov '17 2:35:50 PM by DrNoPuma

...So what kind of liquid are you filled with? Hot water? Tea? Coffee? Nothing at all?

Uh... maybe?

edited 29th Nov '17 2:47:18 PM by CaliburnAbsoluteEX

You like me are also an ally of nature, would you like to learn the ways of the druid and truly harness its power?

Im a worgen druid who protects nature.

edited 1st Dec '17 10:43:02 PM by vjoi

So eh, what're ya anyway?

Aww, shucks... thanks. I just got it cuz it's what we ghosts do or somethin'. I'm sure they're some like them at Party City or somethin' like that.

edited 1st Dec '17 8:03:26 AM by Beverly

Where did you get those eye things on your head? They're really cute!

All you gotta do is keep your spirits up all the time! Then nothing can stop you!

edited 1st Dec '17 8:29:24 AM by DrNoPuma