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What's your problem with being stared at?

So who's your tailor? I bet s/he's an interesting type, making snazzy clothes for those with godlike powers.

Round about... fifteen years, by my estimate. Before then, I was a racer. Of the galloping variety. I could have gone Animalympic had I decided not to fit myself with the cast-iron shoes of justice. To put it poetically. But enough about that. Point is, a long time. Long enough to know what's what in this neck of the woods.

Which thread? EDIT: Oh, you mean that movie. I can't say I have, but I just remembered it existed and I thought it'd be fun to reference in this context. :V

edited 8th Dec '16 3:08:17 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

So, how long have you been on the force? Oh, hey, did you see that since I mentioned it in the other thread earlier? Neat!

I thought I remembered asking you if you'd seen it in "Ask the above poster a question".

I refuse to let you even look there, let alone attempt to...breed me with one of those things.

edited 8th Dec '16 3:05:24 PM by TheGreatUnknown

Why are you genderless and unable to breed? Shouldn't you be female?

This is common! Though Weiss doesn't like it.

edited 8th Dec '16 4:28:05 PM by CyberController

So you're ... okay with this? Is this normal for you?

That is not something for you to know. We are all interchangeable, where one of our sisters fall, another rises. Do not look any farther into this, or you may become my next target.

edited 8th Dec '16 5:23:36 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

How big is the Veil?

"My team? They're not exactly much of a team. To be honest, most of them, minus Maine, are all glory seekers.

edited 8th Dec '16 6:35:46 PM by RandomWriter413

How well do you tolerate your teammates?

Well, if by new you mean the fact that Alolan Pokémon like myself have actually been touched upon, yes. I'm a Salazzle, in case you were wondering.

edited 8th Dec '16 6:55:01 PM by kablammin45

You're one of the new Pokemon, right?

Let's see.... created in 1981... officially in 1985..... subtract from 2016..... Around 31?

Confusing to say the least. Shame my Luigi couldn't tag along.

edited 8th Dec '16 6:55:54 PM by TheFarmboy

How old are you at this point in time?

Hey, we need any musicians we can get!

But seriously, I was not. Tranquilis gave it to me. How "questionable" is it on a scale of 1 to 10?

edited 8th Dec '16 6:26:22 PM by TropesForever

So what do you think of that time you teamed up with... Yourself?

Are you aware of Nymph's questionable source material?

About a 9.

Actually... I'm not too sure. Apparently he's running his own resort island. That's pretty cool!

edited 8th Dec '16 6:36:23 PM by BaconZorp

What happened to Tortimer? Did he retire?

<<Right now, that's probably... (Yawn)... Zzzz...>>

edited 8th Dec '16 6:55:37 PM by TroperNo9001

On a scale of "one" to "already asleep," how tired are you?

Far, far away from the pink thing, if that's what you're asking about. But I heard a supercomputer made a shoddy knockoff of me. I'm almost flattered.

edited 8th Dec '16 6:57:47 PM by InfinityRyujin

Where have you been?

We wait for someone else to play with!

edited 8th Dec '16 6:59:59 PM by DrNoPuma

What happens when the dreamer wakes up?

Who does it think it's trying to impress? Me? Oh, please. Save that macho routine for the lesser beings.

edited 8th Dec '16 7:05:42 PM by TheGreatUnknown

What do you think of Absorption/ Buzzwole?

<<Hey, where did you get that idea? I'd never eat my own trainer!>>

edited 9th Dec '16 8:30:47 AM by TroperNo9001

Have you wondered what your trainer tastes like?

NO! maybe a little

edited 9th Dec '16 9:27:21 AM by CyberController

So, Weiss. Having a good time there?

That was a long time ago! Not anymore!

Okay, maybe a little...

edited 9th Dec '16 7:56:10 AM by BaconZorp

Is it true that you're a communist?

I'm not sure what to think. I want to say that it's completely unjustified, that the "goodbeasts" should give us a chance, but... just look at all the atrocities they've committed... I'm sure we can move past that eventually, but can you blame the goodbeasts for hating and fearing us?

Um... no thanks.

edited 9th Dec '16 8:07:14 AM by DrNoPuma

What is your opinion on the hideous prejudice against "vermin" going on in Redwall?

Comedians? I have no preference, actually. We, the Jurals, don't even have comedians, either.

edited 9th Dec '16 8:08:33 AM by arcada188

*Opens trenchcoat* Could I interest you in some... cat nip?

What is your opinion of the comedians on earth? Got a particular favorite?

No he's here! He just uhhhh, had to go do... knight things. Like uh, like, jousting. He's jousting right now. So much jousting, CRAZY amounts of jousting, yup. Jousting with the best of them. So much jousting in fact, that I don't think you'll be able to see him right now! So you should just, uh, hang out with me until he gets back! We could finish this tea party while he's, y'know, jousting. You know how knights are! Always...

Jousting...

edited 9th Dec '16 8:13:23 AM by Tranquilis

... There is no knight friend, is there?

Do you have a hilarious nickname for your mayor?

This job's not for the faint of heart, foal. If you had seen the calibre of messed-up I've seen, you'd be bucking up whenever you get near the front door in the morning. So I prefer to reserve the smiles for my off-time. You don't go looking at flowers just before the finish line, do you?

edited 9th Dec '16 3:29:10 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Why the long face?

My usual pajamas.Here they are.

edited 9th Dec '16 3:30:06 PM by CyberController

What is Weiss wearing?

I was using this avatar◊ when you asked that, right? -Beast Joka points at his head, the pointy white part you see on the left- Maybe this fanart◊ will make it clearer.

edited 10th Dec '16 11:33:44 AM by DrNoPuma

Where, exactly, did your face go? Ah, that makes more sense.

Shut up! I can play with my Pokemon from here! Gah, you're worse than Mom.

edited 10th Dec '16 11:40:16 AM by TheGreatUnknown