bored
Do you honestly think you could scare me?
How do you know this information? I would never tell a traitor such as yourself anything about my life!
edited 29th Jul '16 8:02:18 AM by SeducedByTheLight
Why do you talk to a dead man's helmet/skull?
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Well, we used to work for this one group, then we dismant- we dis- we stopped those guys, so then they gave us tons of stuff and shiny new orders so yep we work for them sort of. Unless they're being evil, at which point we get into minor disagreements.
edited 29th Jul '16 8:04:09 AM by RandomWriter413
dork on dork violence
Are you a member of the UNSC?
The what rule? ...Oh bloody hell, that's fucking sick. What the hell is wrong with this era?!
edited 29th Jul '16 5:24:13 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
Red Like Santa
What do you think of Rule 34?
Beacon does. I love fighting there!
edited 29th Jul '16 10:35:53 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't Try It
What kind of school trains you for battle?
"Zee Headmaster from the Medical School in Berlin."
edited 29th Jul '16 1:35:12 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
PINNACLE OF MAN
Who the fuck gave you a doctorate?
No. It's my spines. I am a hedgehog, remember?
edited 29th Jul '16 1:26:40 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
What's that on your head? Is that a hat or something?
Long live the New Bev.
dork on dork violence
Do you prefer crunching numbers or skulls?
Hm? No, I'm not yelling anything. What are you talking about?
edited 30th Jul '16 5:46:23 PM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
What are you yelling about?
Hehe, yes, believe or not! I never thought it was unusual until I went to pre-school and saw all the other kids with... "normal" hair colors, I guess? No one seemed to mind even then, though, so I don't really think about it.
edited 30th Jul '16 5:35:56 PM by PhysicalStamina
Jer gets all the girls
Is that your natural hair colour?
.......-friendly neighbourhood cop mode- Sir, it's not safe to be in this part of the factory. I'll have to ask you to leave. Oh, a young boy and his mother are trapped in here. If you see them, send them my way. I'll take care of them.
edited 30th Jul '16 5:39:09 PM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Where's that creepy red lighting coming from?
In the world of my game, there are eyes on everything!
edited 31st Jul '16 5:38:47 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
Destroyer of worlds.
Why does your broom have eyes?
Oh, you know. This and that. Sometimes I just lie back and listen to music, other times I do more... uhhh... manual... things...
edited 31st Jul '16 1:38:01 AM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
Red Like Santa
Aside from Bowling, what's your favorite hobby?
She's gone. -cries-
edited 31st Jul '16 12:09:45 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
So how's Pyrrha doing?
Ahh... I can't choose! There are so many songs I love. I couldn't pick just one!
edited 31st Jul '16 12:44:03 PM by PhysicalStamina
Red Like Santa
What's your favorite song?
Get some nice weapons.
edited 31st Jul '16 12:00:43 PM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
Champion of Io!
How do I get a witch to stop following me? You seem like the kind of person who'd know, considering your exploits.
(as my previous avatar) Wrong end of a knife fight. (as current avatar) Wrong end of a magic experiment
edited 31st Jul '16 5:19:33 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
see you, space cowboy.
How did you get that scar?
I think it's really dumb. I was hoping that experiment would disprove it, and... I mean, it kinda did.
edited 31st Jul '16 4:42:13 PM by BaconZorp
Long live the New Bev.
Destroyer of worlds.
What're your thoughts on string theory?
Gotta keep up my intake to stay sharp man. Hence, why I write a lot of checks for milk.
edited 31st Jul '16 5:19:38 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.
Don't Try It
How much milk do you go through?
"Pretty clos, especially when zee bullets start flying."
edited 1st Aug '16 11:46:06 AM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
Jer gets all the girls
So how close are you and Heavy anyway?
Yotsuba doesn't know what that is. I'll ask Daddy. -leaves, then returns- Daddy says Yotsuba can't go on the intanet anymore.
edited 1st Aug '16 12:59:52 AM by Murataku
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Red Like Santa
What do you think of 4chan?
No, I don't like Blake like that. heh
edited 1st Aug '16 1:19:47 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
Would you smooch a Faunus?
Never!
We are gourmets. If we want, we will get the greatest delicacy.
edited 1st Aug '16 1:53:50 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Red Like Santa
Have you considered finding easier prey?
Yes!
edited 1st Aug '16 11:49:30 AM by hamza678
Now known as Cyber Controller
Don't Try It
You're adorable, do you know that?
That one's a toughie. There's a lot.
edited 23rd Aug '16 12:56:30 PM by TheFarmboy
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!
What are you drinking?
edited 29th Jul '16 7:52:30 AM by DrNoPuma
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.