Hunger Games Simulator

Ferris knows that June is keeping that Giant's armor somewhere, and is ready to use its massive poise and physical defense at any time.

Thumbelina, you may live to regret what you did...

Ah, yes. 52 pickup! A favorite pastime of godlike beings (and other, less godlike beings) everywhere.

edited 21st Feb '17 3:42:07 PM by InfinityRyujin

And Apocalymon just learned to copy non-Digimon moves.

Of course, Apocalymon would copy the Killing Curse, out of all the Harry Potter spells. And how would one give Rinzler a haircut if he never takes his helmet off?

Bloop.

NIGHT 4

• [1]◊
  • One side's stacked with strength... and somehow the underdogs win.
  • Ferris becomes Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
  • Wonder Woman is... not afraid of Two Faced, actually, but Lois Lane!
  • It's okay. Even a Metagross has to question its own sanity sometimes.
• [2]◊
  • Rinzler is afraid of his own reflection suddenly, violently changing. He was a hero, once... Oh yeah, and he's afraid of Two Faced, too.:/
  • And somehow, as enemies get close to each other, holding knives and/or cartoon bombs behind their backs, Two Faced has a fear of her own: Trash Man.
    • "You think trash is your ally?! You merely adopted the trash. I was born in it, molded by it..."
• [3]◊
  • Being the antagonist of "Frank Finds Nikolai's Sock Drawer" is suffering.
  • An entire elite guard attempts to hum this while drunk.
• [4]◊
  • Like Ender, June will do anything to win.
  • All White Mantle units combined... providing a massive amount of firepower... on perhaps an Ice-type. Goo goo gjoob.
  • Being death is suffering.

DAY 5

• [5]◊ - Given D-Reaper, I'm surprised the reflection didn't change violently.
• [6]◊
  • Sure it's a love potion. Sure that's not kryptonite you added in. Suuuuuuure.
    • In this sim, I think at best everyone tolerated Two Faced, and at worst wanted to see her dead. Peridot is the first to show affection for her... kind of.
  • Make out with a member of the Midnight Crew!
  • The group, or the blade? If the former, watch the painful dogpile on Ferrothorn, then the bodies fly as he spins up a mean Gyro Ball!
  • Come on, Ma-Ti. I thought you were better than this!
• [7]◊
  • Ferris takes a cue from Jimmy Hopkins.
  • hahahahahaha I haven't watched Little Einsteins enough but I think this wouldn't be out of place in the show.
  • Bulk, noooo! Also I added a "died from super dysentery" event in there.
  • One wrestler down, the other barely holding on. This is gross, even for Trash Man. Maybe Tinkerbell can share some clean water with him? Or at least put some pixie dust in his- okay you know what forget this weird water filtration idea I just had, just, forget it

"Frank Finds Nikolai's Sock Drawer" 3rd Act Double Plot Twist (Arena Event)

• Oh no! Spooky ghosts!!!
• [8]◊
  • No, D-Reaper, you are the phantoms!
  • Whatever ghosts that have to do with the sock drawer are haunting Nikolai now, he must stay strong until the very end.
  • Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand wow, really, Gutsman's Ass, wow. Hearts, Tinkerbell and Rinzler, cut down by this surprise appearance. Unfortunately Frank was caught in the crossfire too, and gets DUN NUNed. He's not gonna make it to the end of this episode.
    • Mega Man, as usual, is outraged.
  • YOU HAD ONE JOB, GRIM. ONE JOB.
• [9]◊
  • Peridot survives by huddling in a corner, out of sight.
  • Thumbelina survives by minimizing herself and weaving in and out. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, the hands can't hit what the eyes can't see, Rudolph ya red nosed piece of sh-
  • Ferris Bueller's Reprieve from Death. He's evaded powerful people before, people.
  • I got nothing for Kopatych. Heh, almost called him Kopatchy there.
  • The entire White Mantle has it hard. A few soldiers died fending off these apparitions.
• [10]◊
  • Well, there goes Oscar Mike... and June.
  • Andrew Hussie faces the executioner, too. And the axe breaks the blade as well. I guess this means White Mantle stands unopposed, then.
  • Wonder Woman and Vermoud have enough power to obliterate these ghosts back into the afterlife.
  • If you were hoping for Two Faced to somehow become the final boss of the season, prepare for major disappointment, as her face dies.</cdi-ganon>
• [11]◊
  • Hata no Kokoro succumbs to despair, while Ferrothorn's thick whips get severed.
  • Never played LISA. Is there something like this that happens?
  • Skyhammer's last words: "Did that knife just cut clean through my airstrike missile- hurk"

DEATHS: Apocalymon, Treize, Go Go, Viktor, Walrus, Bulk Bogan, Hearts Boxcars, Tinkerbell, Rinzler, Trash Man, Grim Reaper, Oscar Mike, June, Andrew Hussie, Shining Blade, Two Faced, Hata no Kokoro, Ferrothorn, Skyhammer

SLEEP MODE IS ON! NEXT UPDATE IN 16 - 18 HOURS.

Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey Untold - Dyed in Scarlet (FM)

Speaking of Arena events, considering that my tributes for next season are two very important members of The Felt I should probably start thinking up a giant pool-table Arena event.

edited 22nd Feb '17 12:56:33 PM by TheGamechanger

Geez, Phantom Grizz. Were you just hungry?

I like to imagine that whenever Gutsman's Ass descends from Meme Heaven it is heralded not with the immaculate chorus of angelic voices but instead with the iconic DA-DUN!

edited 21st Feb '17 10:29:58 PM by Anomalocaris20

Dang it, GoGo and Rinzler...

Makes sense the White Mantle would be able to fend off spirits. After all, they can just trap them in bloodstone and use them as soul batteries.

Wow, after all that's happened, I think Peridot's fetal system picture works quite well in context.

Though her expression there doesn't imply a Troubled Fetal Position. In the scene where she was originally from, she was demanding Steven to know about the place she was in (she was recently unbubbled at the time) after he said that she was "an angry little slice of pie".

Sigh...

There go the chances of Apocalymon and D-Reaper facing each other.

2nd to last post.

NIGHT 5

• [1]◊
  • If Peridot loses, the whole universe is gonna die!... or at least Steven Universe will get cancelled.
  • The cult makes a mass statement against the Amazonians.
• [2]◊
  • Looks like Ma-Ti and Thumbelina broke up... or did they?
  • Ferris snags June's copy of Ender's Game and continues where she left off.

THE FEAST

• [3]◊ - A god of destruction, an Amazonian warrior and a school skipper lose to what seems to the be the final boss of the simulation, joined by Buddy and the remaining White Mantle forces. Wow. You need such conniving and planning to pull something like that off, y'know?

DAY 6

• [4]◊
  • The remainder of the White Mantle runs out of water to drink and cook with. This doesn't look good
  • Nikolai turns against Buddy, in yet another "Frank Finds Nikolai's Sock Drawer" twist.
  • Maybe the White Mantle should try cracking open some coconuts, get the water from those instead?

DEATHS: Vermoud, Wonder Woman, Ferris Bueller, Buddy

FINAL UPDATE IN 7 TO 11 HOURS!!!

edited 22nd Feb '17 3:17:23 PM by Mk_97

Final Battle Music

• Etrian Odyssey Untold - Dyed in Scarlet

Side note: I'm also thinking up a "Fantastic Voyage" Plot arena event in addition to the giant pool table one for next season.

edited 22nd Feb '17 2:23:52 PM by TheGamechanger

At least Vermoud proved his superiority over Peridot. Oh well.

I think the last two events in night 5 were cut off.

Whoops! Fixed it.

Bulk didn't have the mooscles, and Danny didn't eat enough garbage.

I believe you mean tresh.

Don't you just hate it when you incidentally click the non-text box part of the page and hit backspace, taking you back a page where you lose your work? ugggggggggh okay here we go, let's see if I can remember everything I wrote for the grand finale to the season retroactively named "Frank Finds Nikolai's Sock Drawer"

NIGHT 6

• [1]◊
  • Peridot panics, but this time saves a life.
  • After breaking up, Ma-Ti decides to stalk Thumbelina. He even brought a fine ballpoint pen to draw on her face! This is creepy please stop
  • It's a miracle! The group gets clean water again, and lives to fight another day.
  • D-Reaper dies from being cold hearted.

DAY 7

• [2]◊
  • Thumbelina decides she's had enough of Ma-Ti's stalking and, with the help of the White Mantle, takes him out, incidentally disposing of the final boss early. Well, that escalated quickly!
  • Meanwhile, Kopatych and Peridot play 52 Pickup in the middle of a busy street.

DEATHS: D-Reaper, Nikolai, Ma-Ti

NIGHT 7

• [3]◊
  • Peridot makes fast friends with Thumbelina.
  • They're dead. All of 'em.

AND FINALLY...

• [4]◊
  • So much for that friendship! Told you these trains wouldn't come unless you marked someone for death.
  • Kopatych is hooked on this new 52 Pickup craze, and makes the decision to play it over a sheet of thin ice. In hindsight, that was a terrible choice. The location, I mean. The cards are fine.

THE WINNER AND RECIPIENT OF NIKOLAI'S SOCK DRAWER IS... Thumbelina!◊
2ND PLACE: Kopatych
3RD PLACE: Peridot

THE SIMULATION HAS ENDED. FINAL RESULTS:

• PLACEMENTS: [5]◊
• SUMMARY: [6]◊
• STATISTICS: [7]◊

SAVE GAME PASSWORD: ionI3oNz

THANKS FOR PLAYING!!!

GM NOTES: Tributes. Can't forget about 'em.

TEAM CN: Trash Boat[8]◊ and MYBUTT[9]◊

edited 22nd Feb '17 9:32:58 PM by Mk_97

Team Fire & Ice: Guy Fieri◊ and Ice Cube◊

Don't feel like nominating reserves.

Lord English:   I AM ALREADY HERE!   

Team Felt Leaders

• Lord English◊
• Doc Scratch◊

Reserves: Team That-Both-Died-On-Day-One-Earlier

• Caliborn◊
• Gamzee◊