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Awww! 
Aren't you and your little puppy cute? You even know how to play the guitar!
edited 25th Feb '16 8:03:08 PM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
I sure hope I can take care of such an adventurous time-displaced fictional character.
<- has trouble taking care of himself
edited 27th Feb '16 7:19:45 AM by TrulyDeceptive
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
Red Like Santa
Great, I'm gonna suffer a patricide.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Mage
I love Mabel! We can bake cookies!
edited 4th Jun '16 6:23:59 PM by Ringabel
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
I'm sure he's legal age to care for himself.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Red Like Santa
Great, this is gonna suck.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Red Like Santa
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Now known as Cyber Controller
Spooky Fugger
Aww, how cute. Is that mask something you got from your parents?
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
She's gonna web me up and devour me in the night, isn't she?
You know how zookeepers sometimes wear animal masks while taking care of the animals? Am I gonna have to do that?
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edited 16th Nov '16 7:54:16 AM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
straight up just a bear
I love my big buff son who could easily kill me and who I am very afraid of.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
I'm fine with it. Be nice if they took off the mask, though...
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Luigi Time!!!
Four?! I can't handle.
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May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
We're probably the same age... but he's made out of legos.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
At the heart of the world...
Aww, little baby Swinub. Though we're gonna keep you deevolved, don't want our house to be wrecked.
ANOLIS.
I AM YOUR FATHER.
Anolis gives Random, in Vader cosplay, a look.
I'm a guy, though.
edited 2nd Dec '16 6:08:52 AM by RandomWriter413
Time for Wife Husbandry...
bored
I'm too young for this! I don`t even like kids!
-Pouts- How did this even happen?!
You know how parents sometimes get their kids' names wrong? I think I'm gonna accidentally call him Ken...
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Ever see Grizzly Man? Yeah...
The Best Worst Psychonaut
I don't think so. They'd probably complain all day about being able to take of themselves and how unsuited I am for taking care of children. Not that they'd be wrong, but...
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
(takes out Pokeball)
Mila
Look, I don't know what that stuff about Magical Girls was about, but you're going to a regular school now. No arguing.
I need to update these things more often
Not bad, not bad at all, I can handle this.
-takes the blaster pistol-
You can have this back if you stop trying to take over the world.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!