gregnes2000
Since: Apr, 2015
#2: Dec 2nd 2015 at 4:53:19 AM
As the great Fawful might say, "I have interest."
ThisGuy481
Since: Jul, 2015
#3: Dec 2nd 2015 at 10:57:24 AM
[Claptrap Voice On] HEY! SOMEONE ACTUALLY RESPONDED! [Claptrap Voice Off]
gregnes2000
Since: Apr, 2015
#4: Dec 2nd 2015 at 10:58:21 AM
Oh, wait. Sorry. Fawful would shout it, lemme try again.
"I HAVE INTEREST!" That's better.
Total posts: 4
Okay, let's explain from the beginning
Okay, there are these awesome, Eldritch Abomination guys! They are, you know, [[Pride perfect and shit]]. Okay, so yeah, we were here first. Can you shut up about it now? We created these perfect things, called "Spiders" shortly after Amoebas start forming and they are perfect! They make a society without war, all about knowing more! Anyway, then, a bunch of ASSHOLES come pretending to be god, or, well, gods, and start fucking with the planets by putting down these Daemons (not Demons. These dumbasses don't know what they are talking about. We have seen real Demons, these nothing like this world's Daemons). So, me and a bunch of my buddies get together, and we kill them all, except for like 100! But these Daemons start splitting into different forms, so we have to put them down - we did it over 1700 years after God comes down with his pal Jesus and start putting these asshole Pollies out of business. But, then, you see, in 2100, these asshole Daemons COME BACK INTO THE SPOTLIGHT! And then, in 2140, they all go to war because that is HOW THEY ARE. Their differences get in the way, and they do not embrace them - this happens. They have had the [[Illuminati Lummies]] as we call them, in the Shadows since 1740-something, and the Temps, Hashies, Fascists, MIBs ect. ect.. So, that is our story so far! Understood, Daemon? You. Are Our. Bitch Okay, let's get this out the way, and get to work!
Okay, if you can't get what our friend Xal'Gorak was saying, let me give you some OOC briefing. You are Daemons, creatures created by "False Gods", and now out of the picture thanks to the One, or a Human Group, or something else. This is a Conspiracy Kitchen Sink, basically everything is true. You will form a Daemonic Conspiracy, lead it, and kill everyone else.
Who's up?