Tropes that would apply to me:
Dark Is Evil: I have a preference for dark colors and I hate all living things.
Eldritch Abomination: I cannot be understood nor comprehended by mortal eyes
Old Shame: I have done a lot of stupid shit before online.
Self-Deprecation: To hide the fact that I am actually a Narcissist with a borderline-disturbing distaste for those around me.
Too Dumb to Live: I can not link single-word tropes properly, as demonstrated by the "Narcissist" entry above.