Your "What An Idiot" moments.

I almost traded my friend my Shiny Raichu for a FREAKING WEEDLE.

Could you get locked up for that?

Well, kind of. Long story short, it took me 6 months and 1,438 eggs just to get a shiny Pichu.

A few days ago, I found a starved-looking kitten and decided to bring it to the restaurant across the busy street to get it some food. Except that I didn't make it there because I almost got hit by a truck, causing a lot of embarrassment on my family's part. To be fair, I wasn't in my right mind at the time but that was by far the stupidest thing I've ever done in a long, long time

I seriously have this ones like once or twice every week. Several times I go buy drinking water (because Mexico) and I forget the containers. Occasionally I forget my car keys inside said car, which promptly locks itself.

Just last week I managed to lock myself OUTSIDE of my own home.

I realized what an Idiot I was when I posted a petition. Let's just say that I snapped out of it through moderator intervention.

I just now discovered that I've been walking right past a crosswalk in order to cross a street at the corner. It looks fairly new; I hope that means I haven't actually been walking past it literally for years without seeing it.

I never knew what the Terrible Trio (a group of characters I was never particularly fond of myself) was supposed to represent. Then, during a perfectly normal Lets Play of the game I was watching, this happened. To quote Meteor, another Lets Player...

edited 17th Jan '16 11:01:00 AM by MoreFace

One time my sister and I went to the Cheesecake Factory with a bunch of friends and we were going to split a cheesecake. Our cheesecake came and I split it.

You'd Expect: That I'd split it the way any normal human would, namely length-wise.
Instead: For reasons unknown even to myself, I split it across the middle, meaning my sister got only a small amount of cheesecake while I helped myself to the big end. I still have no idea why I thought that was fair, and I paid dearly for that it later when my sister told my mom about it.

The annoying part is that it's also a bit of a What An Idiot moment on my sister's part, because she didn't even point that out to me the moment I gave her the piece of cheesecake, apparently because she didn't want to ask me to give her more cheesecake in front of her friends. It's almost as if she wanted me to get in trouble with my mom.

edited 20th Jan '16 12:26:31 PM by kablammin45

Especially those hornets...

A basic staple of me getting bullied.

You'd expect: For me to either ignore the bullies, fight back, or tell the teacher.

Instead: I give into their bullying and I end up getting into trouble.

I took a couple filler classes so I can be a full time student...

...only to find that I could have signed up for degree-relevant classes that I could register for.

Now I'm paying dearly for this oversight; they are planning on jacking up my tuition. And add to financial aid shenanigans...

But don't you have an advisor for your department for your major?? It really isn't entirely your fault.

edited 1st Mar '16 2:35:33 PM by MsCC93

Also, it took until recently to notice that Shiny Garchomps are duller (!?) than normal ones.