Fortunately, I am strong enough to hold my own against him!
Lord Wiener
Unfortunately, he puts you in a Sadistic Choice situation: Surrender, or he'll kill the rest of us.
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
Fortunatley, I try taking a Third Option! Murdering him brutally before he can trigger any death traps.
Unfortunately, you have a massively inflated perception of your ability to do this.
Fortunately, he gets another chance.
edited 8th Jun '16 7:12:53 AM by Jamiester
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, he messes that up, too. And I don't see any Heroic Third Wind trope out there.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Fortunately, I beat him, though most of you die, and bring you back with the dragonballs! Though your reactions are a little different than expected.
Lord Wiener
Unfortunately, the Dragon Balls explode, killing us again.
edited 8th Jun '16 7:24:08 AM by DrNoPuma
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
Fortunately, Fix It Felix Jr. comes back, fixes all the balls and we come back to life once again!
edited 8th Jun '16 7:29:41 AM by Jamiester
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*
Unfortunately, you're still mad at me for letting you all die to kill the monster.
Lord Wiener
Fortunately, we order pizza and promptly forget all about it.
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, the pizza delivery guy turns out to be a hitman hired by me!
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
89 years old!?
Fortunately, the pizza is delicious
Umm... so, personally... this is the first time this has happened, so I'm a bit surprised. Only a centimetre away...
Unfortunately, the left-over pizza morphed into an Eldritch Abomination.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*
Red Like Santa
Fortunately, It's perfectly benevolent.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Lord Wiener
Unfortunately, President Stalkeyes is still evil. And I'm considering joining him...
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
Boisterous woman
Fortunately, you both get arrested by the police.
"Tatsumi... No matter how you spin it, we commit murder."
Unfortunately, they are broken out by none other than ME!
Lord Wiener
Fortunately, I decided that Being Evil Sucks. After all, I just got arrested, and I didn't even do anything!
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, I DISAGREE with your decision and decide You Have Outlived Your Usefulness.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Lord Wiener
Fortunately, I suddenly, conveniently changed my mind just before I died. Maybe I can be useful again as a spooky skeleton?
edited 9th Jun '16 9:45:30 AM by DrNoPuma
Burbank Frollo: the most hilariously ineffectual, unintimidating Frollo ever
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately for everyone who isn't Dr. No Puma, I say yes. Thus, everyone who is spooked easily should watch out.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Fortunately, Dr No Puma doesn't put any effort into his jump scares, and I'm back in the good graces of everyone.
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Unfortunately, I decide to pull a Villain: Exit, Stage Left, but not before sandwich posting!
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Unfortunately, his costume turns out to be cursed and he becomes the very monster his costume depicts.
ACCOUNT NO LONGER USED. *straps on jetpack*