I have the wall of my house.
I guess I'm going to be defending myself with a house.
Fuck.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Not an evil Thievul
Some fingernail clippers.
Welp, I'm screwed!
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
I am going to use my tea set to make tea, the apocalypse will be ever so enjoyable! My teapot is made of silver so it will make a decent bludgeon if necessary I suppose.
edited 28th May '15 2:38:21 PM by Laithelryn
Student of Story
Well, I could try to bludgeon something with a fire extinguisher, (probably won't work too well due to weight distribution) or spray the foam at it. Oh, and my eyes will be protected because of the safety glasses. (I'm posting on my phone from work.)
| Wandering, but not lost. | If people bring so much courage to this world...◊ |
The Scarlet Witch
How is my Sonic plushie gonna defend me against an apocalypse?
"Thanks for the lesson. But I don't need you to tell me who I am."
A real bad hombre
my couch?
I could hide on my couch.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." -Thomas Edison
My son is a dumbass
I've got a sword. That is no Joke.
Into Oblivion
My old iPod Touch.
Well, I've got internet, at least...
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Jer gets all the girls
.....My collection of Disney princesses I got from kinder surprises........Well, I guess if I stuff them down peoples' throats they could choke on them...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
At the heart of the world...
An English textbook and a folder full of drawings...
...let's hope the harbinger has good taste in art?
A coffee cup full of delicious joe. Welp, nice knowing y'all.
Divine Burden
A desk.
Ho god.
Fallout 2? More like Fallout 2 bad.
Into Oblivion
The Kingdom Hearts 358/2 manga.
I shall defeat the zombies with cute artwork!
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
The Absolute Madman
An empty bowl of Seafood salad.
Well, goodbye everybody.
"We be we baby!"
Fly Air Madeline
A plug-in analog clock
Eh, I'll give it a shot.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
A fridge... outside... way too small for me to hide in... the horror!
"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."
Tief girl with eartude
A tube of green lipstick.
...well, I'm stumped.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Back after a long hiatus
A pair of headphones with no cord.
I guess I can use them as a bludgeon?
Alternatively, a bowl stained in a brown substance that was almost certainly a sauce of some sort.
Shatter it and use the shards for makeshift caltrops, I suppose.
“Not a promise, not an oath, or a malediction or a curse. Inevitable." - Taylor Hebert
The Absolute Madman
Maid of Time
Well, there's three things to my left.
A pillow, a bathrobe, and an old hardcover copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
I could bludgeon the zombies to death with my book, bandage wounds using strips of fabric from the robe, and sleep on the pillow once I've found a safe place.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Jer gets all the girls
Well, I've already done my left, and I'm at the same desk, so now I'll do my right. A water bottle. Umm...well, at least I can stay hydrated?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Spooky Fugger
A table... I'm screwed.
"Give before you take, or I'll hit you with a rake" ~ Socrates
...Well, in a way, a bookshelf, especially a full one, could potentially provide a decent level of defence, while being able to last me for a long while (with lots of reading material, to boot), especially when used as a bludgeon or shelter of sorts- Oh, who am I kidding, I'm dead. I can't even move the bloody thing, let alone lift it...
Well, on the bright side, there's still quite a bit of reading material, so I at least won't die completely bored...
edited 1st Jun '15 11:19:35 PM by TheHoboTortle
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
What do you do?
This is the end of my post.