Do you have any advice for the above Avatar? Should they stop smoking? Buy more sensible shoes? Stop it with the mass murder? for starters:
Adserver, get a job!
Your hair is beautiful! Invest in a good deep conditioning treatment every few weeks to keep it that way, especially if that's not your natural color.
Professional Professionalist
Make sure you have someone to comb those lovely feathers! Don't want them all ruffled, do we?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Just be yourself!
plant
Maybe...give up?
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
Jer gets all the girls
Don't try to see 3D movies, you probably won't get much out of them...
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
If you're ever nervous try to take deep breaths through your nose and exhale through your mouth. It's supposed to help calm you.
Trading cards are a waste of money.
Professional Professionalist
If a fan you encounter is a hefty fellow breathing heavily, don't shake his hand.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Ok now it's Hyde.
Seek psychological evaluation there appears to be something wrong with you intellectually.
Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.
Forever a hoopy food
Get a haircut. Otherwise if you step into a shopping mall, Teenage girls may confuse you for one of their friends.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Jer gets all the girls
Same to you. Pick a less dorky haircut. When did that ever actually look cool?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Forever a hoopy food
Stop being a jerkface to people and maybe you'll have friends and a lover.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
PINNACLE OF MAN
If you ever meet this man
◊, give him chicken.
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Alexander Nevsky, born Kuritsyn, professional pseudo-bodybuilder, Arnold Schwartznegger clone and actor in action B movies. His notorious style of walking (slow and resembling that of a penguin, complete with imaginary lat syndrome)
has been ridiculed many times, and is always accompanied by Bee Gees – Stayin' Alive.
edited 27th Dec '17 6:53:00 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Forever a hoopy food
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Who in the good Lord's name is that guy? ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Be a normal kitty, Stop trying to harm the Rescue Rangers.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Go cuddle girls instead.
Forever a hoopy food
They already do cuddle the ladies. ;)
You're perfect just the way you are.
"My light shall be the moon, and my path the ocean, my guide the morning star as I sail home to you...."
Don't split up.
Go back up a tree
Dusty the Mighty
That suit of armor's pretty sweet, don't change it.
"Hey, gimme a minute to get to know everyone, 'kay, Brainy?" "Of course, but please allow me to get a word in, too, bzz."
Jer gets all the girls
Cute hat, maybe you can get a few others and vary it up a bit.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Don't worry about needing people to love you. So many people already adore you! You've endeared yourself in the hearts of many.
edited 19th Dec '17 5:23:41 AM by CrystalMemoria
You are more interesting and less awkward than you think.
Go migrate with other birds
Tell me something happy
Armor is way too heavy and hot to wear in the desert. You'll get heatstroke!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Even if you have one good eye try not to walk up stairs on your own without a cane. You might miss a step.
Apparently this version of Hyde looks like a Jojo's character. According to people who have seen that anime and I guess understand it.