Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your pants arrive.
Da speedest way tooda Naboo tis goen through... de pants core
edited 9th Mar '15 8:27:29 AM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
My son is a dumbass
"Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about pants. I've been wondering...what are pants?"
Unfortunate Implications hahah
These are the voyages...
"Your pants...you will not need them."
Be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might just get it all...
The dark side of the pants is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
shine on
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Pants the Wise?"
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
"Pants will do fine."
"No, they won't!"
"Pants will do fine."
"No, they won't! What, you think you're some kind of Jedi, waving your pants like that? I'm a Toydarian. Pants tricks don't work on me. Only pants."
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Begun, the Pants War has.
Is now a good time to mention Jedi are pants?
Crow: There's a plot?
Brightness
The PT is literally perfect for this game:
"I pantsed them all"
"You were my pants Anakin! I loved you!"
edited 7th Mar '15 10:16:02 PM by TheAirman
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There is no escape. Don't make me pants you.
"It's a pants!"
...eheh
I find your pants of faith...disturbing.
edited 8th Mar '15 4:00:21 AM by UndyingPhoenix
I need to find pants!
if you guys are wondering where all these weird lines came from, I'm mostly quoting TCW.
Crow: There's a plot?
It's pants then...
Brightness
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"Master, pants is not the Jedi way."
Jedi fortune cookie-
"Pants can stall true intentions."
Crow: There's a plot?
Brightness
"I'll take care of this Obi-Wan. You, go find your pants."
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Pants... I wouldn't be so hasty if I were you.
'Nice and pants-like.'
Crow: There's a plot?
I have a bad feeling about pants.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
'He. Always. Blames it. On. The. Pants!'
edited 9th Mar '15 8:40:16 AM by yellowturtle
Crow: There's a plot?
Only a Sith deals in pants.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Star Wars: The Pants Wars
"You were right, Master. The pants were short."
"Master, sir, I heard Yoda talking about midi-chlorians. I've been wondering...what are midi-chlorians?"
"Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force."
"They live inside of me?"
"In your pants, yes."
"You're asking me to be rational. That is something I know I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my pants, but I can't."
"You call this a diplomatic solution?"
"No, I call it pants negotiations."
"I HATE PANTS!"
"Lord Vader, can you hear me?"
"Yes, Master. Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she alright?"
"It seems, that in your pants, you killed her."
"I... I couldn't have. She was alive! I felt it!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since, oh, before pants were born."
"He is here."
"Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?"
"A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the pants of my old master.."
"There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No pants!"
"I cannot train him. The boy has no pants."
"Oh, dear. His High Exaltedness, the great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately."
"Good. I hate long waits."
"You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea and cast into the Pants of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlacc."
"Doesn't sound so bad."
"Luke, help me take [these] pants off."
edited 5th Mar '15 7:24:54 PM by TheAirman
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