What would happen if the next troper...

You better have damn well put me together right!

TNT is transformed into a clock for 24 hours.

I'd screw with people's schedules. Talk about having the power to control time!

TNP is sent to the island of Myst.

I die quickly.

TNP has to travel to another universe after they destroy their own.

Bury the corpse of my alternate self, whom is no doubt dead so I can take over his place, grab a beer from the fridge and watch some TV. No biggie.

Same scenario because I felt I had to answer this one for obvious reasons.

First, nice Rick Potion #9 reference, second, I'd probably just think about what the fuck went wrong. And then cry. And then cry.

TNP finds themselves in Metal Glen.

I make friends with the animals. then find a way to quickly get out!

TNP just became their favorite character.

edited 23rd Apr '16 2:57:39 PM by hamza678

I'm Juza. I live free like he does and have one hell of a haircut.

TNP watches the Super Bowl.

edited 23rd Apr '16 3:00:32 PM by Savaget1337

PUPPYMONKEYBABY

TNP is transformed into a kiwi bird.◊

Fuck you all, I'm adorable!

TNP is turned into a kiwi... The fruit, I mean.

I try to go on an epic quest to regain my humanity. Or I eat some worms. Not sure.

TNP is now their least favorite character.

You are TEARING ME APART TV TROPES!

TNP is now a sensational J Pop idol.

I am going to stay off the internet forever. I can live without knowing how many neckbearded fedora-wearers want to either fuck me or keep me "pure."

TNP is at a goth nightclub.

edited 23rd Apr '16 4:16:12 PM by Sedmikrasky

I die of gothness.

Figuratively.

What would happen if the next Troper shot the moon in half!?

Well that would have a long series of environmental consequences that I wont go into due to lack of knowledge, but sufficient to say, everyone will hate me.

TNP finds a sleeping dragon in their front lawn.

Mittens! He's finally back!

TNP discovers a portal into John Malkovich's head in their closet.

That's creepy. I get the heck out.

TNP must solve a murder mystery with no witnesses and little evidence.

I fail due to lack of detective skills.

Has to find 8 pages in a secluded forest....

edited 4th May '16 4:28:55 PM by Superjohn

I'd do it, but it would take me forever because I'd be constantly looking behind me, and jumping at every sound.

TNP gets a Smash Ball.

My final smash is...A TROPE GUN!

TNP gains the ability to body swap, but only with genuine romantic partners.

Im not in love with anyone so nothing happens

TNP tries heroin.

I guess I'd get high then.

TNT is told to jump into a giant mech and fight a monster.

YES.

Random hops into the mech.

I'M KEEPING THIS AFTER WE'RE DONE, BY THE WAY.'

Random beats the monster and goes cruising, as credits roll.

same question.

edited 5th May '16 2:40:49 PM by RandomWriter413

Quite honestly, I'd probably react the same way. (Woo-hoo!)

TNT must spend the next 24 hours as a Slowpoke.

That's basically me on the weekends now.

TNP wins the lottery.

I can't believe it! I would be suspicious at first, but if I was sure it wasn't a prank, I would be SO happy!

TNP is lost in a creepy amusement park.