TNP is riding a horse.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
I... Uh.... I guess this is where I am now in life... On a horse. I'm gonna get off now.
TNP now has the properties of a stereotypical cartoon character.
So... every injury I take, I can recover from almost instantly? I can walk on air simply by not looking down? AWESOME!
TNP is playing an Ominous Pipe Organ. What song or kind of music do you play?
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Joyful angel
If I somehow gained the ability to play music without causing someone to kill themselves, I would probably play Disney music.
TNP finds a chupacabra in their yard.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Destroyer of worlds.
I try to capture it and become famous. Granted this is merely an attempt, whether or not I'm successful is up to speculation. My guess it's a spectacular failure on par with many of Wile E. Coyote's traps.
TNP discovers a parallel universe where they're much more successful.
Is not impressed.I leave him be (I don't want to mess with all that weird inter-dimensional stuff), but I secretly envy him.
TNP must choose a weapon to go into battle with.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
64th Successor
Automatic assault rifles. Never let me down before.
TNP wins the lottery.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
I hoard it, and use it to assist in getting what I want.
Namely, a company, a cool car, and some er, other things on the side.
Tn T has to smooch a person they hate.
PINNACLE OF MAN
He will call me a "pedik" repeatedly.
TNP finds themselves inside the guardhouse, sharing a room with a really angry officer and a really talkative, not very bright, shit-eating officer.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Into Oblivion
Look, I did not sign up for this shit, I'm outta here.
TNP must defeat JOHN CENA in an arm wrestling match.
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?I'll try, but I'll lose very quickly.
TNP is chosen to hold up baby Simba.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Disturbingly mustachioed.
Joyful angel
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
I pray to god I don't drop him.
Crap my pants.
TNP has to deal with a bunch of people camping outside their home and wont leave.
edited 17th Apr '16 1:33:27 PM by Superjohn
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"Call the police! I would be so creeped out.
TNP has a bug crawling on them.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
64th Successor
I flick it off.
TNP is watching Robot Wars.
edited 17th Apr '16 2:15:04 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
Destroyer of worlds.
I'd enjoy it.
TNP has a burning hobo burst into their room.
Is not impressed.
I exercise my second amendment, and, due to my room being under repairs, my house catches fire.
Tn T is in their favorite show. What do they do?
straight up just a bear
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I would avoid the gang at all costs and go hang out on South Street or something.
TNP is having dinner with their biggest celebrity crush.
edited 17th Apr '16 3:09:01 PM by Sedmikrasky
In the world of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, I would try to avoid being killed. Should I develop my own Stand, it would be a nice bonus.
Dinner with my favorite celebrity Jimmy Fallon... I'd enjoy it.
TNP has been visited by Nyarlathotep.
edited 17th Apr '16 3:09:21 PM by InfinityRyujin
Crapbaskets.
I go insane, and go on a very horrid spree, before living the rest of my life out in a padded room.
Tn T is visited by Caliborn.
edited 17th Apr '16 3:10:49 PM by RandomWriter413
Be compliant and courteous so that, if he decides to kill me, maybe he'll make it quick.
TNP is lost in a dark forest, when all of a sudden, they hear a twig snap.
He may be a giant, nightmarish brute, but like all villains in this series,he sure can sing.
Destroyer of worlds.
Probably have to signal a brown alert. Then run.
TNP comes face to face with the colossal titan.
Is not impressed.
I'd probably shit my pants and immediately die.
TNP has to escape Black Mesa... post-Resonance-Cascade Black Mesa.
I make it out, barely, and a documentary called Jacob/Random's mind is made.
TNP is attacked by Godfrey Ho's ninjas. As in, the ones from his old Kung fu movies.
I freak the fuck out.
TNP's IQ is now halved.
Now known as Cyber Controller