What would happen if the next troper...

I wind up doing pretty well, though I likely end up alone, because of it, either due to the few times I do fail, or I end up stranded on another planet or the other side of the globe.

But hey, I saved the earth!

TNT wakes up right next to their waifu.

Well this is awkward. Awesome, but awkward.

TNT has to walk to work.

I won't like it, but I'll do it.

TNP must solve some word puzzles.

As long as they're not overly complicated, bring it.

...was in a hot dog-eating competition?

Probably vomit from stuffing myself with that much so fast.

TNP has Jarate thrown at them.

Dodge and run away from it as fast as I can. Gross! Incidentaly, I actually have had a pee-filled bottle of Gatorade tossed at me in real life by a Jerk Jock while at a summer camp. Yuck.

TNP is in a Go Animate Grounded video.

edited 26th May '16 7:23:51 PM by kablammin45

I break the fourth wall a lot to make quips at the video.

TNP meets their least favorite person years from now and learns that they've become much nicer since then.

I attempt to be polite.

While finding some way to avoid them, seeing as I kind of tried to throw my ex and my old problems under the bus months ago.

TNT is on Mount Everest.

I die due to exposure.

TNP has to defend their best friend in court as a lawyer.

I look up information about being a lawyer so I know what to do!

TNP gains undeniable proof that a cryptid (ex. Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster) is real.

Submit it to the scientific community...and humbly accept my share of the Nobel Prize...

TNT must debate Trump.

I do just that. Then we get drinks afterwards. Not 'cause I like him, but I'm just that kinda guy.

TNT is tied to dynamite.

I try to untie myself or bumrush the idiot who tied me to dynamite!

Tnt is camping in a creepy forest.

I fail to get any sleep due to being scared shitless all night.

TNP keeps finding a new videogame for the gaming system they are currently using every week on their front doorstep.

I'm very pleased! ...But I also feel guilty. I don't know who's doing this and how I can repay them!

TNP gets a sentient, friendly pet of their choosing.

I'd go with an ottsel. Love those furry orange bastards.

TNP has their house invaded by gremlins.

I would shine a flashlight in their faces.

...had to find a treasure in a certain amount of time?

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I bet that guy grew up to be a TF2 scrublord Sniper who did nothing but 360 No-Scope and Jarate random derps. On the other team!

edited 28th May '16 7:49:44 AM by MoreFace

I'd use a combination of logic, and Insane Troll Logic, and end up finding it, likely with the help of my friends!

Tn T is driving in bad weather, when their car is hit, and they crash! After waking up, they realize the object they hit was a grizzly, who's still nearby, hurt, and very angry.

Even though it's mad at me, I'll probably be worried for its life more than mine. I try to call 911 and explain the situation, while keeping a safe distance from the bear. (I love animals, but I'm not THAT stupid.)

TNP is at a carnival haunted house.

I come out totally traumatized.

TNP has regressed back to being a two-year-old.

I use my adorable cuteness on women so I can steal "big hugs" from them.

TNP finds themselves trapped in a harem anime.

Kill myself

TNP is being stalked by a creepy clown.

If I'm the main character, then I'm not complaining.

TNP is transported into the last video game they played.

I'm in Undertale. I spare as many monsters as I can.

TNP is now in their least favorite work.