1000 new TV Tropes features too awesome to exist

Title says it all; post amazing features that TVT'll never have added to the site (and remember there's already a thread for plausible ones ).

1. The services of one Dr. Van Helsing to slay Data Vampires.
2. A goblin, to scare naughty little tropers who forget to properly namespace their links.
3. A "hypnopage", to make you forget the last 5 minutes if you read a spoiler by accident.
4. Drone deliveries.
5. Free cookies on successfully adding a new example.

edited 14th Jan '15 7:18:14 PM by Bisected8

6. A quote button

7. An anti-troll button that, when pressed, causes a laser to shoot from the troll's screen and destroy them on the other side.

edited 10th Jan '15 5:41:15 PM by ironcommando

8. Amnesiacs.

edited 10th Jan '15 5:42:08 PM by ArmoredFury

9. Auto-indexer: When you create a new page it will read what's on it and index it under the correct indexing page.

10. A ninja squad — You never know what you need them for until you have one.

11. A panel game built around pointing out tropes.

edited 10th Jan '15 6:38:15 PM by WilliamRadarStorm

12. A status updater.

13. Animated avatars!!!11!1!!11 14. UP Hookup Service - Got an Unpublished Work? Need some Tropes to help you make it possible? Well, this is the service for you!

14.A quote button.

edited 10th Jan '15 6:49:23 PM by RPGLegend

15: Thumbs Up Button, to like Comments

16: Thumbs Down Button, to hate Comments

18. An automatic number listing thing for numbered list based forum games.

19. Formatting Autocorrect- it will point out any bad indentation, Zero Context Examples, Natter, YMMV and Flame Bait tropes on your page to warn you before you post.

20. Perceptive Layout Adjustment: Website automatically adjusts it's layout and organization to its user's preferred look and feel.

21.: A Private Message Preview function. Because sending a message to yourself to see it it came out right is kinda awkward...

22. The ability to embed youtube videos in private messages.

23. Soundcloud embeds.

24. A chat function like Skype.

Your avatar changing with a thought.

26. Every given works' WMG and headscratchers page being shown to its creative team.

27: An unquote button.

28. Toggleable caffeine dispenser. Sleep is for the weak.

29. Easy text editor, so you don't have to use [[red:]] and [[evil:]] and stuff to change your word styles, and also allows you to bullet point/insert pictures/bold/italic/strike/youtube embed more easily.

30. Mathcing you to tropers you might want to date based on each other's thought patterns.

edited 15th Jan '15 4:42:13 PM by TheOneWhoTropes

31. TAAI - Trope Analyzer Artificial Intelligence, or an AI whose personality is guided by tropes, matching their speech, word choice, and emphasis to match their representative set of personality and background tropes.