-Gets dressed, goes to toilet-
"Hey, maybe I should brush my teeth as i'm here."
"Nah, on second thought I can't be bothered."
Holding off my holiday homework. And I have a lot of it.
Bloody teachers...
Holiday homework.
Something about those two words makes the phrase seem like an oxymoron.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Spraying off my hands with Lysol instead of washing them.
Still just awesome like that
2 lz 2fnsh this po
Insert witty 'n clever quip here.
(That Guy You Met Once)
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Is that safe? What if you put your hands in your mouth/nose?
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
Very. I've haven't had dinner because I don't wanna cook anything.
Oh really when?
Uniocular
so laxy i wont even gramr
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Throwing trash on the floor because I can't reach the trash can that's 5 feet away, tops.
This has gone on for at least five years now too.
@Weezy: Wipe them off first, I've never had any problems with it before. The only thing I really wouldn't want to do is try to light something immediately afterward, so I guess it's lucky I don't smoke or anything.
Pirate AND writer!
Eye'm the cutest!
Not today. I had a ton to get done today and I'm hard cracking at it.
And I still have to go to work almost right now.
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
Very... I am pretty much feeling very burned out now and don't want to do anything. I hope it's not depression or something.
...eheh
Ahr river
Wearing clothing for multiple days in a row because I have different classes every day.
Read my stories!
Party Crasher
edited 29th Sep '14 9:36:30 AM by LogoP
It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.
Outside my internship, I'm pretty much like that.
Party Crasher
Just remember the golden rule, guys.
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Two-bit blockhead
Let the dishes pile up over the last few days because I didn't wanna do them.
Ended up watching three hours of The Smoking Gun Presents Worlds Dumbest because the remote control was out of arm's reach.
Weird in a Can (updated M-F)
Couldn't be bothered to walk 200 metres from my house, on my day off from university, to go to the Student Centre to replace my ID card.
I guess I don't need an ID card any more.
edited 29th Sep '14 12:32:28 PM by Inhopelessguy
'80s TV Action Hero
Can't be bothered doing anything. Too lethargic even to play with Sproglet properly or help my increasingly-pregnant wife around the house.
So...despicably lazy?
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Yes! How lazy have you been recently? Have you been so stupendously lazy that you astound yourself?
This is to tell us exactly what you've done in the name of laziness.
Today, my roommate and I decided to make pasta. Our discussion went like this.
Friend: Should we add cheese?
Me: Sure! But we don't have any?
Friend: We can pop down to the corner shop and get some!
[note: The corner shop is 80 metres away.]
Me: Naahhh, s'alright I can't be bothered to walk all that way.