Sorry, we're out of everything.
I'm here to blow you up!
Tief girl with eartude
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Unfortunately, your digestive system is only capable of processing edible matter into inedible matter. Sooner or later you will run out of edible material and the gross amount of matter in the universe will be unchanged.
I already have an air pump.
I need to recruit the greatest chimney sweep of all time to safely vent a volcano.
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TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
The volcano's been vented already. And is now my evil base of operations!
I am here to take over the world with an army of killer robots!
...eheh
Killler robots, say hello to EM Ps.
I need to find a rubber duck.
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
This is why going to a rubber chicken store will not help you, amigo.
I am here to seek my child's killer!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.Ah, but don't you know? Your own parental neglect caused your child's death!
I am here to destroy up this galaxy since blowing up the Earth didn't work!
...eheh
Classic
Sorry bud, Chuck Norris is the galaxy, and he is unbeatable.
I am here to become as badass as Chuck Norris!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
insert commentary here
There's a gigantic shield preventing you.
Chuck Norris kicks your ass before you can do that.
I'm here to find the FUTURE
edited 2nd Oct '14 7:47:15 PM by Nouct
Shadow of Legends
You're approaching it at the rate of a second per second, but you'll never get there regardless.
I am here to have a nice, quiet, peaceful time.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Yes, because you can totally have a peaceful time at a heavy metal festival.
I am here to pay tribute to those who have sacrificed their lives in World War II.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
"Sup bro, I just brought them all back."
I'm here to get over my fear of guns!
insert commentary here
It works but you now have a traumatizing fear of spiders.
I'm going to find my lost sock.
Shadow of Legends
You're wearing it.
I'm going to have sex and make babies.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Fly Air Madeline
You've just had your genitals surgically removed. Sorry we didn't tell you before.
I'm going to eat my can of Pringles today.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
insert commentary here
Someone else ate it.
I want to date Kyubey.
Shadow of Legends
You end up married... and then he declares he never loves you, screws you on the divorce, and uses all that delicious despair of yours to fight off Entropy.
I am here to cross the Moral Event Horizon, and no-one can stop me! Muahahahaha!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Here are your assassins to prove you wrong.
I am here to kidnap Princess Peach!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
insert commentary here
Bowser already kidnapped her.
I want to lose my Abhorrent Admirer!
You got rid of that one. Too bad you've got 20 left to go. Ouch.
I'm here to escape the destruction of my old world!
Shadow of Legends
Whatever destroyed it managed to slip through your portal.
I am here to have sex and drink beer!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
insert commentary here
You're in an extremely conservative society when you announce this and they arrest you.
I'm here to tell spoilers.
Tief girl with eartude
Everyone's a Spoiler Hound and already knows them.
King Ronald I is being ransomed by far Eastern assassins. Am I enough of a rapscallion to rescue the King?
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Shadow of Legends
Congrats, You Just Ruined the Shot.
I am here for all your women!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
In a town of crossdressers?
I am here to do some cocaine!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Well too bad, because I took the big red button that activates it!
I am here to consume EVERYTHING.
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015