my current job
That's the name of the library, you dope!
I am here to prove that Merlin is still alive!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Shadow of Legends
I am going to Mitakihara to kill some witches and save some bitches!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
OK, I've never heard someone wanting to murder mythical people and save female dogs.
I am here to learn to love!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Ambassador of Eurogames and Touhou Music
You find yourself in a place where everyone just wants to exploit your love.
I'm here to turn this monarchy into a republic!
insert commentary here
It's turned into a People's Republic of Tyranny.
I'm here to bring despair to the world!
Shadow of Legends
Kriemhild Gretchen was here. She left a sign saying "too late, sucker".
I am here to feed all the starving children!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Classic
I've already fed them all cookies and cake.
I am here to see revengeance!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Maid of Time
Too late, we already saw it and the sequel, you just came in while we were in the middle of watching Revengeance III.
WE'VE COME TO SEE THE WIZARD. THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
That doesn't work when you're in the wrong country. And in the wrong dream. And in somewhere other than Kansas.
I am here to realize every mistake I've made, and redeem myself.
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
insert commentary here
God says no and boots you into hell.
Time to listen to a beautiful piece of music to relax.
Shadow of Legends
A few military choppers have picked the area for a training exercise.
I am in this match to pwn some noobs!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Forum Gamer and Pie Eater
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that after getting "pwn'd" for the 59807th time in this match alone.
I am here to make the best animated movie out there that can compete with Pixar and Dreamworks!
My avatar is Mark Twain because I was out of ideas.
Sorry, studio Ghibli was here first.
I'm here to-DROWN THE EARTH IN THE FIRES OF HELL!
insert commentary here
You end up causing an ice age.
Time to write a flashy, bad novel to get rich quick!
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Shadow of Legends
You get taken down by a lynch mob of allied fans of Twilight (for challenging their series) and sensible people.
I am here to fight evil For Great Justice and fun... but mostly fun.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Sorry, you're in a reality where all violent thoughts are forcibly deleted.
Janitor is here to clean floors and slay evil snacks!
Crazy Awesome Personified
We fired you two months ago! Go home!
I am here to do absolutely nothing.
Party time!
Congrats, you've been hired as the new Janitor!
...
Now to kill the new janitor so I get my job back!
He already quit. Heck, the place you wanted to work for no longer exists, you can't be a janitor anymore.
I am here to rid this world of the scum that is called humanity!
...eheh
FEED. MUST, FEED...ON...MOOOOOOORE!
Woops, looks like something already got to em.
I'm here to bring a new sentient race into being!
insert commentary here
They kill you right after creation.
I'm buying coffee.
Shadow of Legends
You have no money.
I'm going to kill every damn Incubator, and then kick Entropy's ass myself!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
my current job
The elephant's dead already. Don't you just love inside jokes?
I am here to trade my nice hat for a different one!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Sorry. We only accept Stout Shako for 2 refined. Not giving out hats.
I am here to activate the Kill Sat to destroy the world!
...eheh
You are full.
I am going to defeat Entropy.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."