Right, because my father and grandfather are there.
You bring shame to any who call themselves fighters.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
You take your defeats that badly?
My sword hand is the swiftest in the Caribbean!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Everyone there has hooks instead.
I see you've taken lessons from your nanny.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Well, it seemed fitting after she clobbered you.
You move like a one-legged rhino!
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Least I can still stomp you if I wanted to!
You've got your head stuck in the clouds. No problem, except we're in one-on-one combat!!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Really? That's probably because I brought the mech and you didn't!
I've killed redshirts tougher than this!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
my current job
Yes but a redshirt can't pilot a Gundam without getting killed first!
...you're just making up this as you go, aren't you?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Tief girl with eartude
I have to save my A-material for the real deal, mate.
Oh please don't push me any further; I'd hate to wake up!
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With those sluggish moves and slow reactions, I'd also hate you waking up.
Come on, hit me harder, I almost felt that.
Excuse me for bumping into you, I didn't see you there.
I bet my grandma could fight better than you!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Your grandma must be pretty badass then.
If you brought a gun to a knife fight you'd still lose.
Tief girl with eartude
But I'd win the fistfight after, and that's what matters.
I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!
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Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
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Only an idiot would bring a knife to a joust.
Viscous little buggers, ain't they?
Bravado won't be enough to RAISE YOU FROM THE DEAD!
edited 25th Jul '14 3:15:55 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
I bet you know that from personal experience.
Why don't you send your wits out to be sharpened?
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
It's pretty hard to resurrect the living.
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At least they're sharper than your sword
You fight like a corn farmer.
edited 25th Jul '14 3:37:49 PM by mynameis:
Actually, I got this scythe from Death's remains.
I've never seen someone lose as fast as you.
Tief girl with eartude
I've never seen anyone lose blood as fast as you.
Pfft, do you want me to stab myself to make this fairer?
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Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
What? No, that would just be making it even more stupid to fight me!
I've fought frost golems with hotter souls than YOURS!
edited 25th Jul '14 4:59:52 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
my current job
You call this a forum game? How dare you!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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I didn't just dare it, I triple-dog-dared it!
What, did you really think a book could defeat me?
but the future refused to change. the miracle never happen.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
I just wanted to give you a fighting chance.
Your defeat can be clearly prognosticated!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Then your diviner's trying to make you defenestrated.
You've only drawn blood when people fell on your blade!
Perhaps, but I could still cream you with his banjo.
I've seen few things so clumsy as your swordplay.
Don't say it so loudly. You might break your own with the noise.
I've seen better fighters than you at the retirement home.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.