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Doritos
ppppppppfeiufiofuiorjfadkfbnjkdflaosigjbkghuiafjkldjnbaghkd"We'll ruin your life!"
"For that genuine foot taste."
Oxiclean
edited 10th Jul '14 1:12:30 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous"So clean, it cleaned Billy Mays out of existence!"
Microsoft.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?"Now only requiring your soul as payment!"
Sony
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous"We sell useless, infuriating pieces of electronic crap!"
Nintendo.
Come for the Zelda and nothing else, stay for the Zelda and nothing else.
BP
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."Oil's well that ends well!
Fox News Network
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019"Fair and Balanced, unlike those clearly wrong liberal hippies."
edited 10th Jul '14 10:14:40 PM by Kagescorpionakki
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?We think Fox News is stupid.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"Suck up anything you don't like!
Grand Funk Railroad.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Eat the Panda!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot."Now with more acid!"
Target.
I don’t even know anymore."Ignore the science, have hot alien sex!"
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?\
edited 12th Jul '14 8:19:06 PM by ParadoxialStratagem
Living The Fever Dream"Have all the grossout barf and hot wings you can stomach."
Jason has come back to kill for Mommy."It's a movie you can't refuse, or else the mafia will shoot you in the fucking head."
Metroid (Let's try this again...)
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?"It takes over 18 hours to see her take her suit off"
((Well then, let's try Onigiri again.))
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice"Why use a spoon when you could get rice grains stuck all over your hands?"
Pizza Hut.
Hi I draw sometimes.
Make a bad slogan for the thing above you and add a new thing at the end of your post. The "thing" can for instance be a work, a company, or a product.
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