Push the button?

Permanently dressed as Sexy Batman for life?! DONE! -Press-

You never have to work again and your finances will be automatically paid for.

BUT

Your body will never be the same.

"We be we baby!"

I have no idea what that consequence implies, so I'll pass.

You can fly under your own power

BUT

Walking becomes much less practical and more difficult.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

Well that's just atrophying from the flying!

CLICK

legs vanish thereby violating the law of conservation of matter

You get my missing legs and prevent the universe from slowly disappearing due to a breakdown of the law of the conservation of matter

BUT...

All the missing matter is brought back as heat that will instantly turn you simultaneously immortal and in eternal pain at the center of a black hole.

My game. I reckon it's gonna be a big one

Nope

you get to write on your favorite series

but

your time writing on the series is a Base Breaker.

edited 5th Nov '15 9:07:26 AM by Superjohn

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

Yes.

You are loved by anyone and everyone no matter what you do...

but...

After you die, anyone and everyone will hate you. Even in the afterlife.

No.

You become the happiest person on Earth,

BUT

Everyone else becomes depressed and you get lonely.

edited 5th Nov '15 11:01:27 AM by yellowturtle

Crow: There's a plot?

No. Making me that happy just invites even more disaster on top of the depression you had in mind for everyone else.

You get to slay a dragon in real life, and you get to choose your own weapons to fight it with!

BUT

you'd have to go to federal prison for "killing an endangered species". You have no Hero Insurance either.

edited 5th Nov '15 10:59:14 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS

These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.

Nope! I would rather let the dragon live out in the wilds for the rest of it's life and have NO ONE know it's out there.

Become the ruler of an extraterrestrial world with sentient life (and run things however you choose)

BUT

Be eventually overthrown and killed because nothing you did pleased the organisms that lived there.

Crow: There's a plot?

Pass. It just wouldn't be worth it in the end, and I already have terrible leadership skills.

---

Daisy is finally playable in many Mario games!

BUT

Waluigi becomes a retired character.

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

Pass. Not worth losing Waluigi, and I don't care much for Daisy anyhow.

---

A good video game based story with strong continuity has been made

BUT

It represents characters of multiple characters very very differently than in their respective games.

edited 5th Nov '15 11:41:19 AM by StarBee

Not a chance. Pass.

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Become able to teleport yourself wherever

BUT

You cannot take anything with you when you do so, and there's a cooldown.

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Push it, since there's no actual downside, just a limitation that doesn't stop it from being useful.

---

You achieve your ideal weight and body image and keep it for the rest of your life without having to exercise or watch your diet.

BUT

You can no longer taste sweetness.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

Press.

you get live to the age of 90 after having a successful life.

But

everyone in your home country hates you.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

Can I still eat lemons? -Don't press-

Nope

You can travel through time.

BUT

Call of duty is cancelled.

edited 5th Nov '15 2:38:01 PM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"

Press. I see only benefits.

---

You succeed at everything you do at the first try.

BUT

People grow jealous of your success. And you have no real friends, only people trying to benefit from your powers.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

Press. Haters gonna hate.

You are now God.

BUT.

If High school Dx D is to be believed, you will die from sexy demons.

"We be we baby!"

Press and my first act as God is to decree that nobody believe High School Dx D.

---

Anime is real.

BUT

You are not a main character.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

I'll press. Not worried about not being a main.

---

You can no longer contract an illness

BUT

You'll age at twice the rate.

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,Fuck that.

You can make money appear out of thin air.

BUT

Only pennies appear. AND COINSTAR IS BROKEN EVERYWHERE!

edited 5th Nov '15 3:11:29 PM by NegaKingKix

"We be we baby!"

Nope.

You find a massive cave full of treasure

but

you must share the money with someone you hate.

edited 5th Nov '15 3:47:44 PM by Superjohn

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."

Press. Take the money and leave me alone, you jerk.

You meet your ideal girlfriend/boyfriend and you end up Happily Married.

BUT

Your parents-in-law are awful and they can't stand you.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

Wacky Mixed race sit-com, here I come!

You can cancel any show you hate

BUT

NEVER Teen titans GO

"We be we baby!"

Family Guy has long since overstayed its welcome anyway. (Press)

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You are now an expert at your favorite hobby

BUT

Every time someone says the name of said hobby, you will morph into a six-foot-tall gecko for an hour.

edited 5th Nov '15 4:20:13 PM by kablammin45

"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"

Press. I am already an expert. I just want to become a six foot tall gecko.

Your favourite obscure old show gets a new season and you get to help with writing.

BUT

There's practically no budget.

"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours

SO MUCH NOPE

you get to be the greatest rockstar in existence

but

you get stalked by slenderman.

"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."