Pass, I'm not interested in secrets.
Tetris is now a two-player, live-action game!
BUT
While one player controls the blocks as normal, the other is in the playing field trying to survive the Video Game Cruelty Potential. You'll also be the first player who goes inside the field.
edited 20th Jun '15 7:36:18 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.So, technically a game show where Anyone Can Die? No thanks.
Dragons are real
But
They are not all civil yet, and 65% of them are known to "hump" humans and impregnate them.
"We be we baby!"Ew...that would just be a huge mess. (Pass)
You will become a Pokemon.
But
You can only become Latios or Latias, and you have to be the one that's the opposite gender of you.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"Hey, at least i'm a Pokemon.
You can eat anything and lose weight
BUT
Everytime you eat, you get thinner.
"We be we baby!"That'll eventually be bad, so no.
You can jump into any Painting, Computer Screen, Book or Television Screen.
BUT
You won't be able to interact with anything. Everything will ignore your existence.
So it will be like I'm actually there in the audience. I'm in.
There are Zombies everywhere.
BUT
They are here to kill the Werewolves.
"We be we baby!"Hm... no, because zombie werewolves would screw everything over.
You have the power to fly
BUT
You have to eat snails as fuel.
It's been 3000 years…Escargo?! FUCK YEA!
You can become an animal for one hour at a time or less.
BUT
It's limited to Rat, pony, and frog
"We be we baby!"It doesn't say I can't be a fictional rat, pony, or frog.
You'll receive infinite wishes
BUT
All of them will be interpreted literally.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"I accept the deal! It could be very useful as long as I am careful.
You gain the ability to conjure whatever food or drink you desire at will. It is always delicious.
Hower;
You become very ill upon eating any food you did not conjure.
So? Free always-delicious food all the way.
You can go into any form of media.
BUT
You can be killed by anything in the setting.
It's been 3000 years…Sure. That's why you don't wander off!
You get diplomatic immunity,
BUT
Nobody wants to talk to you for their diplomatic needs.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.Fuck them. <PRESS>
You become a ninja
BUT
You have no legs.
"We be we baby!"Two words: Ninja. Cyborg. -press-
You are immune to fire
BUT
You will always smell like roasted meat.
It's been 3000 years…It sounds very unpleasant but also practical. I think I will try and find another way to render myself fireproof though.
You gain a mirror which can show you what is currently happening in any location that you have ever seen before.
However;
While you gaze into it you age five times as quickly.
How do I put this lightly... No.
You gain a sword forged from a thousand fires and gifted with a gem of pure light to expel demons and witches.
But...
You become a big nerd in the process, making you ostracized from all your pears and people in general.
"We be we baby!"Eh, I don't see any need for those, pass.
You become great at Improv!
BUT
You don't find it funny.
Press! You never mentioned the extents and areas of the skill, so I take it to mean MacGyvering.
You get a week's supply of your favorite beverage for free and no strings attached.
BUT
You must first go a week with absolutely no food whatsoever — only water. Consuming any nutritional value will forfeit this prize immediately.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.I could just buy my own for a dollar. Pass.
You are the chosen one to lead your people and mankind to the next generation.
But...
You are reincarnated into a Jewel Pet.
"We be we baby!"-shrug- As long as I have enough sentience to find out about my previous life, I'll take it. -press-
You are excellent at school/college/work
BUT
You suck at the more practical/fun things in life.
It's been 3000 years…That would be a complete juxtaposition of my personality! Pass.
You find a cure for AIDS and are awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
BUT
Another potentially lethal disease would become an epidemic which will have absolutely no cure.
These two may literally be more bark than bite, but they are no less tenacious than everyone else.Pass. And I think AIDS is dying out. But then again, I don't keep up with that.
You are the best at work/School
But
You suck with people skills
"We be we baby!"Pass. I mean, it's not like I'll need any more of what I already got.
You get to listen to the best song in the world
BUT
You have to listen to it until you die.
Pass. I'll probably go crazy.
You get to have your dream job!
BUT
You'll gradually turn into a purple elephant after a year and not be able to change back.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"
I will give it a try, I accept the deal.
You gain the ability to tear any secret from another person at will.
However;
Each time you use this ability you will also learn another secret which will cause you to feel great fear or sorrow.
edited 20th Jun '15 5:24:48 AM by Laithelryn