Push the button?

What a waste.

You'll get Super-Speed

BUT

you'll grow shorter the more you run.

Nah.

You become a Transformer

BUT

You can't shoot for shit.

I can still punch, kick, and use close-range weapons, so there we go. -push-

You can drive a tank

but

you will be monitored closely by your government.

I can shoot the government. -press-

You are the most interesting man/woman in the world

BUT

People laugh behind your back

Nahhh.

You control earth and can do most of the things you want, as long as you stay on earth.

BUT!

It's a dystopian and overpopulated earth. There is no way to make the earth better, even with your powers.

No, I would prefer to find a way of obtaining more complete power.

You gain control of a magical flying castle.It is filled with all you need to live very comfortably ans staffed by ghostly servants.
However;
You may only leave it for one week each year. You can send a ghostly projection of yourself out and others may enter and leave as they wish.

Meh. I need a place with Wi-Fi, so not really.

You are a Transformer with Superman powers

BUT

You have short term memory loss.

Eh, I have bad short term memory already. This will just be a bonus. (Press!)

You get a new pet of your choice

BUT

Every other week you'll swap bodies with it for the entire week.

This could be potentially interesting. -press-

You can change anything that happened in your life

but

you have to wait five years before you can change anything.

Most things in my life so fare I can just shrug off, so no thanks.

You gain the ability to time travel from past to future

BUT

At least once in your lifetime, you must travel to the end of time to see how the world ends. There's a 75% chance you will die during that period.

No.

If you push the BIG RED BUTTON: You get a USB drive with all the Steam games released at the time you push the button.

BUT

You owe $10,000 dollars.

Fuck that.

You gain the ability to Spin dash and run fast

BUT

You must eat rings (Real bronze rings) to keep your amazing abilities.

• throws a hedgehog at it* There. You happy? (It's a joke.)

If you push the button:

You get a beautiful vase.

However, the only thing in it is dangerous for your health.

edited 9th Jun '15 9:53:30 AM by chianticat10

Nah.

You end up in an RP world

BUT

You play the sexy magic mage girl in bikini armor.

Yes

You get muffins

but

you can't eat the muffins

I hate muffins.

You get all the money you could ever need.

BUT

Everytime you try to grab the money in anyway, it will DISAPPEAR!

Then what's the point?

You can radiate light from your body

BUT

You can't turn it off.

No, it would make it even harder for me to sleep.

You can change into the form of a mighty creature gaining immense strength, astounding speed and the ability to fly.
However;
Anybody who realises that you are the creature will irrevocably detest you and do all the can to hurt, shame or kill you.

Best to go Clark Kenting then. <Push>

You are now part of The Avengers.

BUT

You will betray them sometime in the future because secretly, you work for HYDRA.

If I get some cool powers then yeah! Besides I can still betray Hydra.

You write a book so good it is regarded as the best book ever written in history

BUT

your worst enemy will be recognized as the author and no one will remember you.

edited 10th Jun '15 7:46:31 PM by DeisTheAlcano

Pass. I can write the book well enough on my own.

You will play in a game show of your choosing and are eligible to win the prizes it offers! Should you win, you are guaranteed to keep them regardless of outside factors.

BUT

The other contestants will be more generally knowledgeable and more skillful than you. Plus, these opponents will have better odds stacked against you in games of chance and probability. Do you think you can win despite this?

Everyone loves an underdog story, especially on FAMILY DOUBLE DARE!

You are indestructible

But

You take the shape of a chair.

Pass. Why the hell would I want to be a chair?

You can guarantee that one secret or issue in your life of your choice will come to light/be solved with nothing bad happening as a consequence.

BUT

Another, unrelated, matter that appears completely benign will become a problem on par with the one you had solved in a worst case scenario within 5 years.

I'll make sure it's just a minor problem, then. Push.

You can travel back to the past and do anything you want there without fear of rewriting history

BUT

You will age twice as quickly.

Then I'll only travel back once. <push>

You can become a Pokemon gym leader/Pokemon master

BUT

You must first expose the core evil of Team Rocket's evil employer.