Push the button?

Nope.

You get transported into TF 2.

BUT

You're the pyro

Not at all.

You will find your true love...

But...

You must be the one to court them and do the work in having the two of you be together.

That's not love, then.

You can fly.

But.

You can't walk.

Nah. I'd like to stop flying at some point.

You become a super hero or super villain.

But.

You give up any thread of a social life you have left.

Push.

You become a master of time and space.

But...

You lose the will to be kind to others.

Done!

You will reach your full potential in everything.

BUT

You will always be busy working.

Nah.

You become the most skilled ever

But

You must always remain hiding and on the run

No.

You can see the future.

But.

You can't see the present (you're blind).

Technically we don't see the present anyways, and I figure I could look a second into the future to cope with the blindness, so I'd press it.

You are given all the abilities of a bee.

But...

If you sting someone you die.

I don't want a recap of Bee movie.

Bugs no longer sting you.

BUT

You attract other animals instead, even dangerous ones.

My Precious Puppy is clingy enough, I don't want to risk having other pets in my house, so I'd rather keep the bugs away myself.

You have the chance to sign your dream contract!

BUT

It automatically becomes Kyubey's contract. /人◕‿‿◕人\.

I don't dream of Contracts... But I CAN think of a few things I'd make a Puella Magi contract for, if Kyubey waived that whole "young girls only" clause...

You get a shit ton of money, enough to live on more than comfortably for the rest of your life...

but...

...you will never hold a job again.

edited 13th Jul '14 11:34:51 PM by MicoolTNT

Ehhhh if I never need to worry about money, why do I need a job? Wait...does that include writing? Fuck it, I'll push it.

You become the sovereign monarch of a moderately advanced people.

BUT

The United States finds out that your kingdom holds delicious, delicious resources.

I'd push it, love to see them try to take my resources.

Your ideal partner suddenly arrives at your doorstep.

but...

They're there to kill you.

Forget it.

Mother 3 finally gets an official localization and is released in the West

BUT

The localization is absolutely terrible. The worst since Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal.

Press the button?

edited 17th Jul '14 8:54:50 PM by PhysicalStamina

Press it. I want to see the memes spawned from the translation

A bad webcomic is about to be cancelled.

BUT unfortunately,

One of your favorite webcomics has to be put on a very, very long hiatus.

Push the button?

edited 13th Jul '14 11:49:03 PM by josh6243

Mutually destructive? Hell no!

You can get respawns in real life...

...but...

...your respawn point is a septic tank.

Repeatedly drowning in urine sounds unfun, skip.

You get two extra arms

But

you lose a leg.

edited 14th Jul '14 1:28:45 AM by mynameis:

Fuck. That.

You become immune to poisons...

...but...

...that includes alcohol, coffee, and all recreational substances.

Ehhhhhhhhh I guess I'd just stop drinking sweet tea. I drink lemonade more often, anyway. Push it!

You create the world's most perfect sandwich.

BUT

Finish the sandwich, and you will never know joy again. The world will seem a horrible, bleak, flavorless place. It's all downhill after this sandwich.

Pushed! You never said I had to eat this sandwich myself, and it would make a very satisfying Last Request on someone's death bed.

Your eyes always have perfect vision.

BUT

They must remain open at all times, and they can still be irritated (allergies, dust, sand, etc). Yes, you must sleep that way too.

edited 14th Jul '14 2:03:33 AM by aNinjaWithAIDS

Great minds think alike :p. I proceed to push the button, and give the sandwich to a dying old person. Never was a food person anyway.

Screw it, sure.

Each time you push, you lose a year of your life, but get $100, 000.

Without truly knowing how long I have left I couldn't press it. If it were more of a generalization like "total years you can live (barring any unforeseeable accident)" I'd press it because, honestly, I don't think I'd miss much in my old age apart from a few rounds of virtual canasta and a ton of diabetes drugs.

You are given all the abilities of a Time Lord (including a working tardis)

but...

you have no regenerations remaining.

Then I just won't die. Besides, I'll also use that "Two me's at the same time theory"

You can contact the dead

BUT

Your life becomes Ghost Whisperer.

Oh dear Lincoln, no!

You can become Batman.

But.

You lose an Epic Rap Battles Of History with Sherlock Holmes.