Get Out of My Store

Name a business.

Then name something silly (And physically possible, which means no laser eye rampages or anything like that.) to do to get yourself thrown out.

• Gather up all the ketchup packets in Burger King and do a piledriver on them.
• Juggle the glass ornaments in Hobby Lobby. You're skilled enough, don't worry!
• Just sit there in Wal Mart and balance a bag of dog food on your head, staring blankly.

(Note: Please don't ACTUALLY DO any of these, kids. Getting actually thrown out of somewhere isn't fun and you'll regret it for years to come.)

edited 21st May '14 6:19:46 AM by BaffleBlend

Dance like a chicken and act like Pac-Man running through the halls AND remove my pants as well as my underwear.

And this will all be in some fancy restaurant. Any one will do.

edited 21st May '14 6:21:39 AM by I-Block

At the Grocery Outlet, bring several power outlets with you and throw them at the Muppets.

• At a fancy restaurant, yell "Food Fight" loudly and throw someone else's food at random customers and waiters.
• Find a toy store and ask for permission to test some noisy toy. If the answer is no, ask again and again with different toys until you get a yes or are out of toys. Then turn on all the noisy toys you can find.
• Go to a store and find a model car. Try to pay for it with (literal) Monopoly money. When they tell you that it's not real money, explain that "it's not a real car either". Keep reasoning with Insane Troll Logic if necessary.
• Bring a green marker to a fancy restaurant. Order some food and draw some green dots and lines in your face when you've received the food. Take a tiny bit and wait a couple of seconds before you spit it out and yell "I'VE BEEN POISONED". Cough loudly. Writhe and scream in pain while rolling down on the floor. Act really badly. Repeat that you've been poisoned and claim that the green dots in your face prove it. Swear that you'll use your afterlife to make the chef's life a living hell.
• Go to Pizza Hut. Instead of specifying what you want on your pizza, specify what you do not want on it. Preferably, the list should include things that are usually considered items that don't belong on a pizza. Bonus points for inedible things or particularly nasty things.
• Go to a grocery store and find some mushrooms. Eat some of them and yell "1-Up!" for every mushroom you eat. Also say "yahoo" and "let's-a-go" at random times.
• Go to a fancy restaurant. Ask for a Big Mac pizza with chicken, fries, and lots of ketchup. When it's explained that you can't have it, ask for the same thing again, but change one minor detail. Repeat.
• Go to any book store. Pick up a brand new book, sit down, and start reading. When you're told to stop, ask to borrow the book.
• Go to Burger King. Complain about the food being "poorly cooked, generic, and unhealthy". A lot. When the employees get tired of it, say "I should send Gordon Ramsay to you so he can teach you a lesson".
• Go to any book store. Try to build a fort out of books.

• Find a store that sells plungers. Stick the plungers to the walls.
• Attach a magnet to a spray paint bottle. Hide the magnet with your hand. Tell the stockboy at the Home Depot "Excuse me sir, this spray paint bottle has no marble in it"
• Call two pizza places and let them talk to each other.
• Bring mirror, shaving cream, razor to a restaurant, any restaurant. Shave.
• Acquire ball at Toys R Us. Attempt impromptu games of catch with anybody you see, especially if they're not looking at you. Really test their reflexes. "Think fast!"
• Go to a sit-down restaurant. Order everything on the menu. While they're cooking it, leave.

edited 21st May '14 9:34:51 AM by Jinxmenow

At the local game store, ask to play a popular-yet-overrated video game there. The one I had in mind was Reaper, which is in Denton, TX.

Go to any restaurant. Ask what the chef recommends as his best meal and order it. Take one bite. Spit it in the waiter's face. Tell him that it's inedible horseshit, demand a refund, and aggressively interrogate the chef about how he could be such a brainless hack to recommend shit he's too inept to cook properly.

I so want to do these things.

edited 1st Sep '14 10:50:06 AM by Everzwijn

Dress in typical 70's fashion, then enter any store (preferably a small one). Ask them what year it is, then after they reply, run around, then do whatever dance was popular in the 70's while shouting, "It worked!"

At the Supermarket, smash everyone you see's face in with a bag of frozen peas.

In a hardware store, take a hammer off the rack and start hitting the linoleum as hard as you can.

Tying up and knocking out the clerk, taking their clothes, and replacing them. Then, repying "No" to any customer request.

Going into Hot Topic and loudly screaming about how much heavy metal sucks.

Attempting to use a gift voucher for iTunes at an HMV.