Tell me something happy
You got your ass kicked by Kuriboh one time! KURIBOH!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Blitzy....
You know, that Gaston dude is so hot. Why aren't you banging him?
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Your hair is too short!
Tell me something happy
Nobody knows what you are, and it is NOT beautiful.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
hey
I am a cat person and I say that with confidence!
hey
The Flame's Salvation
Boy, I sure do love murdering children.
HYYYPE!!!
Jer gets all the girls
Going by the picture I found when I reverse image searched...
DEATH STARS ARE AWESOME!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
PINNACLE OF MAN
You're so tiny, Ace, a tardigrade would feel bigger.
And you, you, Doc, your jokes are not funny.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
see you, space cowboy.
You're not fluffy.
imsosorry
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
hey
You look like a Star Trek character! And if that doesn't offend you because you actually are a Star Trek Character, then I don't care much for Star Trek!
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hey
Jer gets all the girls
What a lovely day for murdering children!
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
Wears bomb-proof armour
Hi, Dorothy!
Tell me something happy
Your beard looks STUPID. And your puppets too.
My poor, poor childhood...
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Hey! You're fat, and an orphan!
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Your five minutes of fame are over, my friend; and you were only famous in the first place for being monumentally terrible!
Also, that eyeliner is sooooooo 2014.
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
The Best Worst Psychonaut
Bumpity-bump
"If you think like a child, you will do a child's work."
Jer gets all the girls
Awww, lookit the cute baby fox!! C'mere, darling! Let's get you a lovely frilly coat, huh?
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
The Traveling Hat Merchant
I HATE Disco!
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
How's your life in your Pokeball?
Professional Professionalist
What a cute little kitty!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
PINNACLE OF MAN
Oh yeah? How about a magic Russian film producer? If you give him money, he'll give you horrors that shouldn't be!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Jer gets all the girls
Maaaan, you really should respect your King more. He busts his arse doing King stuff and dancing and whatnot, and you just roll your eyes and don't appreciate any of it? Jerk.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
(tricks people into signing deals with kyubey.)
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.