Open Mic Night

That's hilarious, and I want to know what kind of robot the disguise is to be so unsexy.

Is the guy lying or not? I'll let you guess.

He actually is not.

It's a very deadpan humor. I like it.

Why thank you.

Got another one, a mild dose of general dickery:

edited 3rd Sep '14 5:03:03 PM by dRoy

Nice, if a bit predictable. I imagine some elaborate narration to portray the punch will makd it funnier.

Yeah, it's a bit predictable, isn't it?

edited 5th Sep '14 5:57:52 AM by dRoy

I really loved that.

One of my asshole protagonist to his enemy.

edited 5th Sep '14 6:37:48 AM by DarkbloodCarnagefang

By fuck, you mean literally?

Because that's what I thought, and I laughed like crazy. I wonder if this makes me an awful person.

Yes, I do mean intercourse. Don't worry, I'm sure that you're a good person, but it is funny to laugh at assholes being assholes, I'm sure everyone does that.

Ahahaha, goddamn it, it keeps making me laugh.

Good! It's meant to do that

I hope it continues like this:

*looks at the "I will fuck you and everyone you know and love" line again.*

Phahahahahaha!!!!1

edited 5th Sep '14 7:56:07 AM by dRoy

I do not approve of such acts, but that does sound like an interesting line to add

Or alternatively:

edited 5th Sep '14 9:06:00 AM by dRoy

Now that's a horrible thing to say! Still, might appeal to some people.

Also, another line from the same story.

The response felt a bit clichéd at first, but then the resetting the counter bit made it funny again.

You know what, I think I like your taste of humor.

Yeah, the counter does add new life, and while "fuck everyone you know and love" could be really creepy, delivery helps make sure it Crosses the Line Twice.

The bone carving. Not laugh-our-loud, but adds a bit of dark humor to a grim threat. Could be a Moment Killer or just right depending on the work's tone.

edited 5th Sep '14 10:10:44 AM by KillerClowns

& Thank you Unfortunately, this is the only kind of humor that I can only bring about once in a good while. Might have to think about ways of sticking to the style.

I really liked the bone carving one; reminds me of Good Omens.

"Alright, I've found a solution to this so-called prisoner's dilemma. If we can convince the warden that we've been dead this whole time, he'll open the cell door to take our bodies out. Now, when he next comes by the cell, Larry's gonna be sprawled out across the bed and I'll be in the corner with my neck in a shape to make it appear broken."

"What am I gonna do?"

"Glad you asked. What you should do is stare at the wall and ignore all incoming noises until I give you further instructions."

That's not how prisoner's dilemma works. I honestly can't tell if the character saying that kind of thing is a part of joke or you really have no idea how that concept works.

And that, is a sign of a bad joke.

Part of the joke is how the solution doesn't make any sense.

And the whole prisoner's dilemma provides the background of the joke.

No architecture is going to work with a shaky foundation.

How about instead of "A solution to the prisoner's dilemma." The first sentence was "A plan for how we can escape."