hiya, the name's scout.
Hahaha. Nobody commented. -_-
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I've had stuff like this happen to me, but not recently/memorably.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
"Just as planned."
One dumb one I heard.
"Give us this, our daily Fred..."
And yes, they were reciting the Lord's Prayer - I actually asked them who Fred was.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
hiya, the name's scout.
Our Daily Fred... 
SPACE
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"And there is something about that daily peen..."
I didn't have the heart to tell dad what peen really meant.
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
hiya, the name's scout.
Hahaha oh my gosh. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
Setting: high school. My friends and I are sitting at our usual table. Jadie is eating pizza. Nick says something innocuous, totally unrelated to:
Jadie: Did you just say "I want to fuck your pizza"?
This became a Running Gag among our group.
edited 28th Apr '14 9:38:18 AM by BrainSewage
How dare you disrupt the sanctity of my soliloquy?
Fly Air Madeline
I once misheard the lyrics of a Police song as "I can't stand music" instead of "I can't stand losing".
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
so i made a new avatar
I was studying and the news was on in the background.
What was said: "M&Ms opera..."
What I heard: "Eminem's opera..."
You can bet I did a double take.
edited 2nd May '14 5:26:08 AM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
"Just as planned."
"Oh, Pooh-Pooh the winner, why don't you?" ... Misheard as "Oh, Pooh the Winnie, why aren't you?"
... I'm not sure how I misheard that as such.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010
Well he is an iconic character.
Princess Aurora is underrated, pass it on.
3 microphones forever
I think I've talked somewhere here before about being surprised when I thought I heard a character in the 1960's horror film Peeping Tom mention sending "an email"... I figured out through context that they were talking about a memo and pronouncing it to rhyme with "chemo" rather than "demo"... I'm somewhat curious as to whether that's a legitimate alternate pronunciation (particularly in British English, since it's a British movie), or if it was just the actor's flub or something.
I used to know a Denise Miles note , and due to someone putting emphasis on the first syllable of her first name, I first thought she was Denny Smiles.
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
In the Pokemon theme:
"I will battle every day..." —-> "I will battle every gay..."
After listening to it several times, I'm convinced that's what the singer is saying. :L
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
hiya, the name's scout.
Umm... Nobody else mishears things?
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3 microphones forever
Not my personal mishearing, but a few days ago a conversation at work got completely derailed because one coworker was talking about Hawkeye and someone else thought she was saying Hot Guy. I like the idea of a crime-fighting hero named Hot Guy - his power is that Even the Guys Want Him, and he mainly defeats villains by showing some leg.
edited 15th Jun '14 6:56:43 PM by MikeK
Earth is the only planet inhabitable by Nicolas Cage.
Making Unicorns Cool Again Since 2010
"Where's Your Crown, King Nothing?" → "With Your Crown Came Nothing"
Which also sounds about right.
Princess Aurora is underrated, pass it on.
"One hour massage" —-> "One armed massage"
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
hiya, the name's scout.
Best massage there is!
"Just as planned."
"Are you the one who declared God is dead?" -> "Are you the one who declared Bob is fed?"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
hiya, the name's scout.
I'm the only one who recently hasn't misheard anything.
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hiya, the name's scout.
Nevermind...
"We believe in a resurrection, and it's coming back again." —-> "We believe in a bad erection, and it's coming back again."
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Gaza —> Gospel (several times)
Apparently the anchor isn't a very good enunciator.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Definitely Not A Swarm Of Bees
It's not that other people don't mishear things, it's that they're mostly in the other mishearing thread
Thought you might want to know.
If you are not very careful, your possessions will posses you
Just put something you have misheard. It can be from anywhere.
I thought that my mom said, "I'm a potato." I also heard my Bible teacher say, "You should be laid back and seduced." Settled is what he actually said.
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