Destroy The Godmodder

i am sorry i am dumb and with bad memory

I LEAP onto the battlefield with Teostra in tow, as Jotaro Time-stops there as well, scanning out any possible enemy entities.

The respite from the agony inflicted by the Divine Dragon, Rayquaza, was but brief. Rayquaza was hot on the trio's tails once more after escaping the Chrono-Lock, and Tartar doubted that another such attack would work again.

Quickly Rayquaza started regaining the ground it had lost, and it approached the trio rapidly. Suddenly, out of nowhere... DEUS EX MACHINA! A huge tear spanning dimensions opens up above Rayquaza. Out of it leaps Giratina who slashes the unaware Rayquaza in the back with Dragon Claw for super-effective damage. It seems that Giratina too had realized what was at stake here, and chose to put aside its previous quarrels with its siblings for the greater good of the Pantheon.

Capitalizing on the sudden opening Giratina had made, Dialga and Palkia attack too using Spacial Rend and Roar of Time respectively. These two attacks, besides being super-effective, also warped space and time all around Dialga, this was no mere Chrono-Lock. This was a full fledged space-time fluctuation which surrounded Rayquaza. This along with the still open portal to the Distortion World made the area around Rayquaza into a scientists worst nightmare, nothing made sense, time, space or any other physical phenomena became irregular. This series of attacks and the aftermath they left on the area around Rayquaza should give Tartar and the now three dragons enough time to reach the mansion.

With Giratina joining them, the trio became a quartet. Off the four went towards the mansion.

I finish the magic infusion and smile to myself, readying for battle.

Hey, everyone who wants to claim a god, since you're all on the ground at a big landmark, now is a good opportunity to just have your chosen god just show up.

Q&A: @laitome: depends on what you have backing up that action. Also, a moot point. @jindra: True. Random things happen a ton. This is pretty unusual, but as I said, not unheard of. Well, unheard of when you take into account that the godmodder hasn't even ascended yet... Also, why they are all fighting is because its the main house. The treasury can be directly accessed from here, and its sort of the center of the pantheon. whoever controls it has an advantage. A huge advantage. They wouldn't knowingly charge into this fight, true. But all of them thought it was free because of various circumstances and spying happening between groups, and the GUAD just saw it as an opportunity to kill everyone at once. @paraidse: Okay, recap: You guys basically have control of your gods, as long as you avoid meta gaming and try to stay in-character to the best of your abilities. @amp: You did not go with it, it was in a different area.

@paradise: No, that's a prefectly legitimate way to assemble some of the Pikmin. @trip: You're fine, was worried you'd left though. @augmentor: No more charging dude. Any and all charges not already held are nonexistent. @amp: Also, had you actually been there, your response would have naturally been; “What a freaking waste of time.”

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Pillow puts water in one of the holes. And there is in fact a large hole in the ground. Lots of them in fact. Actually, just to tell you how much of a hole there is, the entrance to the Main House is supposed to be an island. Smaug pulls out ahead of Bahamut and engie, emerging in the massive ring of destruction around the front of the Main House, and fly around to meet up with the Laittlecruiser. Godzilla begins smashing up the smaller enemies trying to take potshots at the Lattilecruiser, and spino joins in, pretty much wiping out everything trying to attack.

Engie’s blaring message confuses Bahamut just long enough for engie to set off the turbo boosting, leaving Bahamut behind. Herobrine grabs the two and dives underground with them, traveling through tunnels underneath the earth to get past. Suddenly, as they’re going along, they come out in a massive crater. They look upwards… Oh crap, you’re in the middle of an orbital bombardment. Going underground won’t protect you from projectiles that powerful.

Tabbune attempts to go up to Cosmos, but much like jondanger, he is jerked back by Shulk and the Engineer to keep him from getting smashed by the absolutely enormous forces at play here! And besides, Cosmos is not in a position to accept applicants for the GUAG right now! Coolstar continues buffing random people. Laitome sends a heavy lobster into the fr- yeah, it didn’t even make it to the actual fight.

Shiny and Sora charge into battle. Having an unusually powerful greater god by his side is fortunately enough to keep Shiny alive, but as it turns out, it still isn’t enough. Sora’s only a greater god, and although his aid is appreciated by the other Good gods, it isn’t enough to tip the scales either way. Paradise recruits the Pikmin. trip brings in Jotaro, but once again, the group is stopped by Shulk before the massive powers in play can murder them all. Giratina suddenly arrives, allowing tartar, Palkia and Dialga to get away and to the Main House, and zbse just smiles to himself.

The fight isn’t calming down. Shiny almost gets annihilated, but having a greater god by your side can greatly boost one’s longetivity. Things are getting more and more hectic as smaller fights further out are won and lost, sending their combatants closer to the center, and the overdeities are beginning to exhaust themselves against each other’s power. Where are the great ones of the pantheon? Illuvitar, Haruhi and Dream should be doing something to intervene…

And then the doors to the Main House resound with a great sound. Angelic choruses trump the sounding of the messiah of the pantheon, here to put everything to rest, to settle the fight. The great champion of the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, the greatest known fighter in the pantheon, standing in the doorway as the great gates open, in the gaze of everyone looking out, the forces of good heaving sighs of relief, those of evil, quaking in their boots. It is the great Fred RogINSTA KILL!!!!

The golden streak lands on the ground behind the now headless overdeity, glowing with a golden aura that soon subsides. The godmodder puts something into his pocket, and turns to face the dumbstruck crowd. Well? What did you expect? I couldn’t very well let him activate his godly powers! That would ruin everything. Continued silence. Oh? Surprised a mere mortal could kill the great Mr. Rogers? You could learn a thing or two about humility, especially considering how often people ascend by performing ‘impossible’ stunts.

Cosmos, being the first to realize the full implications of what has just happened, charges up to try and take out the godmodder. The godmodder jumps backwards into the hallway, the doors having been opened, they no longer bar entry to everyone else. As he moves backwards, a massive form begins to coalesce behind him, and a massive mech solidifies as he flies into it. The Incarnate, the great bane of existence from DTG2, his single greatest weapon.

With a single massive blast from the superlaser in the chest, Cosmos is smacked down to the floor, more from surprise than the actual attack, true, but powerful enough in its own right. The rest of the gods immediately begin pursuit, including Cap and Superman. But before Sora rushes after them, Shiny pulls him back and points to a small hallway off to the side. The godmodder isn’t in the Incarnate. He went a different way.

Shiny and Sora rush in to confront him and find a rather unwelcome sight. Oh hello there. This is me. Me from tvtropia that is. This guy is essentially the version of me from my war on Genericraft. Don’t push it, I’m helping you because you’re me, but if you make this too unpleasant I might just leave. And that serves your purposes… how? The second godmodder, easily distinguishable from the other because he isn’t holding the blacklister, but has been given the banhammer by the main godmodder, grumbles a bit, and then falls silent.

Anyways, I have important things to do. Irons in the fire and all that. You’ve got me on the ropes, and that freaking trek through the battlefield got me another hit point lopped off by that bloody Old Man Henderson. But I’m not going to tell you my entire evil plan, I’ll leave you to figure it out yourselves. Later noobs! He then dashes off down the hall. Sora attempts to jump after him, but the other godmodder grabs the keyblade and swings him around into the wall! Not so fast kid.

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The Pantheon

In Transit: Wario Bike 1 round to Main House

orbital bombardment: obstacle

Wario, Waluigi [N]

herobrine [P]

In Transit: missile boat 1 round to Main House

Imperial Missile Boat [N]

engie [P]

The Main House

The Godmodder: Hp: 2/100

Side hall

The godmodder: Hp: 100/100

Sora [AG]

shiny [P]

Outside

The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 975000/2000000. Energy:490/750. Nuke: 0/10. Supply: 43/300. Nuke x2.

Nu-13, Godzilla, Shulk, The Engineer, Smaug, Jotaro, 7th ODST [N]

The Three Lost Vikings, Fix-It-Felix, Latios and Latias, Yurnero, Cecil, Pikmin, Palkia, Dialga, Giratina [AG]

Wraiths x37 [AG] Hp: 5000/5000

heavy lobsters x2 [AG] Hp: 15000/15000

Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 30000/33000

Teostra [AG]: Hp: 19000/20000

jondanger, spino, amp, tabbune, math, fury, coolstar, pillow, wyld, hyena, trip, sacred, solar, fseftr, tartar [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

Laitome [P]: Hardlight Armor [A]

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claimed gods:
armoredfury: Yamato
earl: dethklok, Eddie Riggs
pillow: Bruce (Jaws), The Kraken
engie: Glass Joe
math: Tiamat

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Dun dun dun! Does this mean that you have to go through all 100 hit points again!?!?!? STAY TUNED!!!

By which I mean, get to work. Might as well get started, this is obviously going to take a while. Right?

edited 29th Jun '15 8:08:19 PM by pionoplayer

WHAT IN THE NAME OF GORRILA JUST HAPPENED?!?! Did Roger get beaten? I... Need to get moving. The gravity of the situation hitting me triggers a spike in my powers from sheer adrenaline to allow me to haul my "navy" here from across the pantheon. I now know how to prevent friendly fire by using my telekinesis to dampen the momentum of any unwanted attacks to negligible levels.

If anyone wants to get into the main house they will have to get through the worlds most dangerous moat. And flying won't keep them safe since I can lift old Bruce by his barnacles and throw him at them.

edited 29th Jun '15 8:52:23 PM by pillowmantis

@Piono The Laittlecrusier should have 610 energy. Need some more time for this.

Three lobsters this turn

There's TWO godmodders!?

As much as I hate to say it: yes, the scans don't lie.

That's it there's no time for this. Tell Felix he'said done, give him his pay and safeguard document, go with the "held against his will" excuse, should make sure he doesn't get in trouble. I also need a list of what this ship doesn't need to return to the hanger.

Meanwhile in the main house

EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY JUST FOLLOW THE REAL GODMODDER, I'LL STALL THIS ONE!

Rushing in I attempt to ram the new godmodder with a crude ball made up of what used to be all the wraiths and hardlight. My armor seems to have changed as well, pieces of the heavy lobsters now cover my destructor casing and my armor is also overloaded with the all power from the Laittlecrusier battery. When the godmodder inevitably hits or gets hit by the ball the nuke inside detonates.

Using the nuclear blast as a distraction, I begin to pummel the godmodder into a wall and pin him against it with six-armed rapid-fire fisticuffs until at least some players and entities pass by. If he gets out to engage anyone else I follow him persistently and slow him down with hardlight walls and obstacles whilst avoiding bamhammer throws and strikes.

When I finally close the distance, I trap myself with him in a hardlight box as I give him a nice six-armed bear hug.

edited 30th Jun '15 8:37:02 PM by Laitome

I cast a spell to improve Sora's enthusiasm.

Sora desummons then resummona his keyblade to get free from the Godmodder. He then starts to cast a spell at the Godmodder.

Sora, wait! Direct attacks don't work on this guy. He'll just block and counter them.

Got it.

Sora launches Blizzaga at the banhammer.

edited 30th Jun '15 5:52:58 AM by ShinyCottonCandy

Is it just me, or does Wyld's post rate look just as sparse as mine?

@pionoYeah...I can't tell which Godmodder is saying what.

I try to run into the side hall as well. Smaug attacks anything or anyone that tries to attack the Laittlecruiser.

edited 30th Jun '15 8:32:21 AM by fseftr

null post: Tremendously tired. Can't think creatively. Gonna miss today's turn. sorry.

Hmm...

Anyone looking at the Imperial Missile Boat shall see it quickly fill up with metal tendrils. A few seconds later, I rock up to the main house, riding on the back of the Imperial Missile Boat, which I'm controlling through other means than normal.

Where could the Godmodder be hiding...

Alright, let's move into the Main House. Shouldn't we plan fi- No. Alright, let's go! We head into the main house, and almost begin to confront the DTG 2 Godmodder when we hear something behind us.

HELP

We spin around and see the Critic Burnt, my current avatar.

How did that get in here? I don't know. What even is that thing? I don't know.

The Critic-Burnt walks towards the DTG 2 Godmodder.

HELP

The DTG 2 Godmodder then insta-kills the Critic-Burnt. I stand there, mouth wide open.

Wha-!? Why would you do that? It was a helpless innocent! And you just killed it! I grab the Monado from Shulk and dash towards the DTG 2 Godmodder. DIE! I then stab the Godmodder around a hundred times.

I cut myself a little bit and mold my blood into a protective armor as the new book floats around me.

"..."

I point up in the air and fire a glob of blood for later.

Hey, Cecil. Nice sneakers.

Er... thanks? I do like your shirt.

Really, though. That pair of shoes is quite fashionable.

Ah. Yes, I too would say that most of us here are looking "spared by the orb".

Indeed. Although... I don't really think being a massive tool is in this year. Not with all the recent progress, really.

Cecil turns towards the second Godmodder and raises an eyebrow. I'd have to say you're right.

Exactly on cue, a massive hovering orb phases through the wall on one side and begins to judge.

Thing: 32

Oh dear... been slack for a while.

Also can't think of much else to roleplay the gods I have.

Anyways... Dethklok will do one of their concerts (I believe you can YouTube the effects of any of the concerts), and Eddie, befitting of his role as a roadie, will serve to assist in buffing the allies.

Yikes, a second one... We better send this guy back to where he came from, fast. Because using another 8000 turns defeating another of these guys isn't going to be an option. On a sidenote, I'm going away on holiday tomorrow. So I won't have much time to post, I'll have a computeer avalable, but post will probably be shorter than normal.

As the trio approached the Main House, Giratina slipped back into the Distortion World, it was probably scheming something. Meanwhile the rest of the group headed into the Main House through the newly opened doors, and there they find... "Oh by the great Ilúvatar, not another one. The sight of another godmodder (without the capital G this time though...)) terrified the Temporal Warrior. This one completely refreshed and ready to battle for several thousands of rounds.

Tartar pondered how the guy had even arrived here in the first place, perhaps if they knew the summoning mechanism they could send the guy back. "Palkia, Dialga. Cover me, you have free reign to fight as you please. The two dragons assembled in a defensive formation around Tartar, trying as best as possible not to provoke the Godmodder into attacking Tartar, and if he did, trying to distract him as best as possible away from Tartar.

Meanwhile Tartar initiated a Chrono Vision ritual, which granted him the ability to see into the past. He thus searching for the moment this new godmodder had arrived in their plane of existence. From those events Tartar tried to deduce the summoning mechanism.

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22 charges of meringue batter.

edited 30th Jun '15 2:46:18 PM by Tartar

> I go and claim the god Cloud Strife.

> Seeing as there is another entity named "the Godmodder", I set up the curse of anti-duplicates, causing any copies of existing entities to be removed. This cannot be dispelled.

edited 30th Jun '15 5:27:34 PM by Augmentor-5L1

[[spoiler: kind of in a busy phase at the moment, I may not be able to post for most of the finale. I'll try and come back before things are finished though.

woops, got to go and investigate that shiny thing, later pod monkey!

"Did that cat girl just call me a pod monkey?"

just have the odst do... whatever i guess, I wont be ordering them about.

edited 30th Jun '15 4:33:37 PM by Wyld

I launch a Fireball at the Godmodder's face to distract him.

Erik uses his slingshot at the banhammer(, or is it the blacklister?).

Baleog and Olaf leads the team to the next area.

I run towards the Side Hall, hearing about a second Godmodder. I have just accepted that reality is no longer in control. Godzilla remains outside to fight off any potential threats towards bothering the cruiser and the House.

While my squad continues to wait defensively by the main house, i leave to do stuff.

I charge at The godmodder, and using fake mes and teleporting, i do a trippy lung-from-the-sky-and-everywhere swirly-attack

Remaining in Cartoon-Squad: Bazookas:13 Ninjas:9 Wizards:4 Vultures:5 Drill Aircrafts:3 Heavy Armed Robots:2

Q&A: @laitome: d'oh, you're right. Fixed in this update. @sacred: More actually. Wyld, you doin' okay? @fseftr: Technically, you're not there, so you don't know what either of them are saying. @paradise: Okay, thanks for the warning. @earl: That's okay, just try to post as you can. @tartar: You're okay. That's answering both questions. @wyld: I'll take the ODST off if you can't order them around. Good luck with whatever you're busy with. @augmentor: You’ll need to link to the page in the pantheon where Cloud is, okay?

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Pillow creates a moat around the main house. Which doesn’t do too much good since most of the people trying to get in have already done so. The battle outside the house grows silent as word travels outwards. Most of you realize something though… most of the gods you saw here were major deities or unascended warriors. Seems like it was just the heads out here fighting with most of the destruction just being mooks and red shirts. Although that brings up an entire slew of other questions…

With nothing trying to kill the Laittlecruiser anymore (except for an accidental lobbing of Bruce at it before pillow gets told off by his team mates about friendly fire) Fix-It-Felix is able to continue repairing the parts that are still around to be repaired. Unfortunately it seems that the extensive damage took huge chunks of the Laittlecruiser out, leaving them empty shells even once repaired. max health has been lowered, and Fix-It-Felix sent on his merry way.

Sora casts blizzaga at the banhammer. The godmodder laughs, watching the storm incoming, fully expecting it to fail to harm him in any way… and begins cursing when the banhammer becomes to cold to hold on to. He drops it and blows on his frozen hand. 1 damage! It seems that the OP scale and various other abstract constructs that normally protect the godmodder aren’t protecting this one since it isn’t the real deal! He’s still got a good amount of the rest of his powers, so he won’t be easy to take down fast, but this will go a lot quicker than it looked like at first.

Fseftr charges into the side hall, engie discovers that the OP scale is still in effect, and he can’t take over the lesser god with his tendrils! Wait, the ship itself…? Never mind. He arrives to discover that the large crater around the main house is devoid of action. All that’s left are people trying to pick up after the destruction, the major fighters being involved in trying to chase down the godmodder.

The godmodder insta-kills the critic-burnt, believing it to be another attack, and then jondanger charges straight at him. The godmodder just sticks out his fist and smashes it into jondanger’s face, grabs the Monado, and stabs jondanger a bunch of times with it before retrieving the banhammer. The orb that appears floats around the godmodder. He looks at it with irritation, and takes 2 damage from being ‘judged’ before he yelps and smashes it into the wall.

Dethklok does one of their well-known concerts… and every single victim of gruesome death happens to be the godmodder, who takes 3 damage. Tartar attempts to deduce the summoning method… and discovers that the godmodder had just snuck in during the fight when Terry Pratchett left the Main House to try and stop the fighting. and then his chrono-vision ends when the godmodder punches him in the face, regardless of the two giant pokemon in the way.

Augmentor tries to set up the curse of anti-duplicates, but he’s not a godmodder! And besides that, godmodders don’t hold as much sway in tvtropes as they do in their home realms, attempting to pull off something so monumental would be beyond all but an Omega, Omega Plus or Psi godmodder! Tabbune uses a fireball, which the godmodder deflects, but the slingshot makes him drop the banhammer. He grumbles in disgust, and then launches TNT at the group trying to get past him, launching them back the way they came. Spino joins the fight, and coolstar pulls of a really trippy attack that deals 2 damage to the disarmed and confused godmodder!

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The Pantheon

''In Transit: Wario Bike' 1 round to Main House

orbital bombardment: obstacle

Wario, Waluigi [N]

herobrine [P]

The Main House

The Godmodder: Hp: 2/100

Side hall

The godmodder: Hp: 92/100

Sora, Shulk, The Engineer, Cecil, Dethklok, Eddie Riggs, The Three Lost Vikings [AG]

shiny, fseftr, jondanger, solar, earl, augmentor, tabbune, coolstar, spino [P]

Outside

The Laittlecruiser [AG]: Hp: 1000000/1000000. Energy:730/750. Nuke: 1/10. Supply: 52/300. Nuke x2.

Nu-13, Godzilla, Smaug, Jotaro [N]

Latios and Latias, Yurnero, Pikmin, Palkia, Dialga, Giratina, imperial missile boat [AG]

Wraiths x37 [AG] Hp: 5000/5000

heavy lobsters x5 [AG] Hp: 15000/15000

Cartoon Wars Army [AG]: Hp: 30000/33000

Teostra [AG]: Hp: 19000/20000

amp, math, fury, pillow, wyld, hyena, trip, sacred, tartar, engie [P]

paradise, zbse [P] golden orb

Laitome [P]: Hardlight Armor [A]

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claimed gods:
armoredfury: Yamato
pillow: Bruce (Jaws), The Kraken
engie: Glass Joe
math: Tiamat

edited 30th Jun '15 8:31:56 PM by pionoplayer

I got ninja'd, damnit.....

Oh well.

Seeing the orbital bombarment, I press a purple button on the bike.

Dragonfire shoots out of the end of the bike underground. I surface briefly, fire a blue portal in front of the bike, then fire an orange portal at the Main House.

If we get through the portal, I throw down a blast shield and briefly empower both of the gods with caffine.

I then supply Waluigi with a tennis racket. An indestructible tennis racket.

Copy and paste because most of my previous action was too late.

Three lobsters this turn

There's TWO godmodders!?

As much as I hate to say it: yes, the scans don't lie.

That's it there's no time for this. Tell Felix he'said done, give him his pay and safeguard document, go with the "held against his will" excuse, should make sure he doesn't get in trouble. I also need a list of what this ship doesn't need to return to the hanger.

Meanwhile in the main house

EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY JUST FOLLOW THE REAL GODMODDER, I'LL STALL THIS ONE!

Rushing in I attempt to ram the new godmodder with a crude ball made up of what used to be all the wraiths and hardlight. My armor seems to have changed as well, pieces of the heavy lobsters now cover my destructor casing and my armor is also overloaded with the all power from the Laittlecrusier battery. When the godmodder inevitably hits or gets hit by the ball the nuke inside detonates.

Using the nuclear blast as a distraction, I begin to pummel the godmodder into a wall and pin him against it with six-armed rapid-fire fisticuffs until at least some players and entities pass by. If he gets out to engage anyone else I follow him persistently and slow him down with hardlight walls and obstacles whilst avoiding bamhammer throws and strikes.

When I finally close the distance, I trap myself with him in a hardlight box as I give him a nice six-armed bear hug.

Hardlight Armor status: overloaded, commencing self destruct singularity. Would you like to detonate the nuke?

Synchronize them please.

With the godmother in my grasp, my armor implodes as the nuke inside (the second nuke on the Laittlecrusier) explodes. This improbable series of events causes opens a small rift in reality that acts as a localized black hole, trapping the godmodder.

Farewell everyone, you can count on me to be back for dtg: tvt 2. Also if the game isn't over by the time I come back the Laittlecrusier will return.

some RP

Meanwhile at an Omnversal Inc. Hanger.

Yes, that's what happened, the ship logs back it up. The prototype was a success, it managed to hold it's own, I recommend restoring the prototype and beginning mass production for the operation.

Yes, we don't know where Laitome is, but its safe to presume he's dead. Yes, we'll begin the selection process for a replacement soon.

Meanwhile in improbability

Huh, why am I here? Where the **** is my arm!

Why HELLO there sir! Why are you here?

I turn to the source of the voice, a bright green skinned clown wearing a steel plate and holding a stop sign.

Hm, how fitting.

edited 1st Jul '15 4:58:35 PM by Laitome

I casually proceed to shoot the godmodder to hell with a heavy bolter firing Hellfire acid rounds until I not only run out of ammo drums but ruin the weapon with overheating and sustained fire.