All Purpose Frozen Fanfiction Thread

I was just making a joke about how Disney censored the painting.

Oh, right, the Peeping Tom (if that's the right term) and Cupid probably would make Moral Guardians scream if they appeared. I wonder if the version of The Swing that the sisters receive is supposed to be the original version and not a copy of it.

edited 9th Jun '15 10:51:26 PM by dmcreif

I guess it isn't necessary to point out the Cupid statue since that's kinda off to the edge and not as noticeable as the pervert that the uncensored version of the painting has (I think "pervert" is the right word, given Anna says, "What m-Is he looking up her dress?").

edited 9th Jun '15 11:00:23 PM by dmcreif

The fun thing with this painting is that (according to Wikipedia) it was a commission from a nobleman, who asked to be represented as the "peeping tom" while the woman on the swing was his mistress. The original French title meant The happy accidents of the swing.

I do wonder if the painting appearing in the movie counts as Bowdlerisation or Getting Crap Past the Radar.

edited 10th Jun '15 2:05:54 AM by C105

Double-posting to plug my latest fic. This time I've committed a Doctor Who crossover.

I regret nothing

I finally, FINALLY got around to writing the first chapter of the Fritz spin-off fic. I had a lot of fun with this one. I think I did a good job making it feel "Frozeney" without actually having any Frozen characters in this chapter besides Oaken. It's pretty cool to explore the plot of the movie from the point of view of a totally normal citizen like Fritz.

Also if you haven't noticed, I love writing song parodies. Don't worry, there won't be a Let It Go parody in here. I swear.

edited 16th Jun '15 9:32:24 PM by spashthebandragon

What, you couldn't find some way to spoof "Let It Go?" Gasp! You got the Paganians to sing it in Latin! :(

edited 17th Jun '15 7:03:32 PM by dmcreif

It's not that I couldn't make a Let It Go parody if I wanted to. It's just that they're really, really, really overdone at this point. Really, "Beware the Frozen Heart" was in much greater need of a parody.

I agree. People parody "Let It Go," "Love is an Open Door," "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" and "For the First Time in Forever" to the point that it's hard to find parodies of "Frozen Heart", "In Summer" and "Fixer Upper" (to be fair "Fixer Upper" might be hard to parody because it's a crowd song with at least six or seven parts in it). Honestly, I think there was a line in Screen Junkies' Honest Trailer for Frozen that described "Frozen Heart" as "the one you can skip" or something.

'In Summer' is already played for laughs, so a parody is mostly redundant.

On an unrelated note, the font used in the Frozen title is a font called "Ice Kingdom", appropriately.

Though, to be fair, I wish your "Frozen Heart" parody, AKA "Reindeer Heart"(?) could be sent to someone who has a recording studio or something.

Oh I'm so sorry for you, Fritz. I now understand totally why Elsa took pity on you. I assume, Fritz, your impression of Queen Elsa was based on how the Snow Queen of the original tales Frozen was loosely inspired by was depicted?

Really? Frozen Heart as the one that you can skip? What is wrong with those people?

It's seriously like the BEST workout song for that last set.

I proudly present my latest and final comickergirl commission. She really did a good job giving Mary some character in her face, if that makes any sense. She looks a lot more girlish than I was expecting.

...Kinda looks like Sadness from Inside Out.

I think the fact that Fritz keeps getting the Disney Princesses' singing parts says something about his voice...

Also, it's really hard for me to hear his song in this chapter being sung by anyone other than Rapunzel.

edited 24th Jun '15 2:59:47 PM by spashthebandragon

You mean, you can only hear the voice of Mandy Moore singing those lines?

Yep.

At this rate, I'm pretty sure my fanfic's gonna end up with about three or four times more musical numbers than actual musicals typically have...

Okay, I was a little on the fence about branching off into parodying non-Disney musicals, but it was totally worth it.

Apparently, Joe Pereira has made a crossover parody of Frozen and The Witcher. Check them out. WARNING: Some NSFW and arguably Canon Defilement.

edited 14th Jul '15 6:29:35 AM by RBomber

"Arguably?"

Well, this is probably the least musical chapter of my musical fanfiction so far, but, eh, I felt like this one didn't really need to parody the whole song.

Let's be fair, banging Geralt is like banging Gambit, it's gonna happen eventually, to everyone, no matter your orientation.

There are just some people everyone wants to bone. Even the asexuals.

I think you're kinda missing the point of asexuality.

I'm joking, dude.

But seriously, I'm straight and I'd totally make out with Channing Tatum.

x6 No matter how OOC Elsa behaves in this comic (she would not need to remove her dress since she could magic it away), an ice sword would be really cool (no pun intended). There are not enough frost attacks in The Witcher.

edited 20th Jul '15 7:02:41 AM by C105