ITT: Bad Translation Game!

"The stars, or the stars, or part of the system, not less than twenty years, we are today. "

---

I love crazy bus, everyday I come home it will play this song for ten hour straight. Every night I dream if I was on the crazy bus an god, it's the best dreams I could ever have. How much fun I could have on the crazy bus would be absolutely orgasmic for me.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

"For example, dried fruits and nuts, every day, what time do you come home ten o'clock, and besides, I've dreamt every night, and I'm not kidding, My car, my God, that's not a good evening for me. a lot of fun, if you want to hire me, if it's not a bad thing is very interesting."

There's a milkman, waiting in the sky, he likes to deliver dairy so long as its homogenized, there's a milkman, waiting in the sky, he drives a rundown milk-float and his milks been pasteurized

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!

"Love is in the air, stennija Vladimir, milk, culture, hope, road, air and hard work........ Hard to kill."

What is this I don't even.

I just hope adults enjoy adultery as much as I've enjoyed my infancy.

"I hope you can have more children than adults, even only in the heart."

It's not that hard, there's only 2 adults in the family if we can help it

---

"Everybody has their own opinion, holding it back hurts so bad..."

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

"Everyone deserves to have an opinion. I am very happy."

Pretty much a total 180 in meaning there.

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You've been out riding fences for so long now.

I love that song!

"Despair, because they are weak? I was in sales for a long time, you can learn from."

.....

---

All this crying does you no good! Can't you hear the cheering from the crowd? All that you ever wanted and more in front of you now, so stand up, be proud!

edited 2nd Aug '15 3:27:38 AM by Murataku

The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.

"All the people who are at risk. I think this model? All this and more, what I want is something to be proud of."

---

Full fathom five thy father lies, of his bones are coral made; those are pearls that were his eyes. Nothing of him that doth fade, but doth suffer a sea-change into something rich and strange.

"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."

"The age, understanding, Aquarium, coral, pearl, father depends on the eyes of the people here. But that all changed, does not mean that the rich and unknown."

That's... actually still kinda poetic.

Before you die, there is something you should know about us. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

"Before his death, however, there are some things that you should know about us, you see,father, brother, cousin, grandson, and the son of his former partner."

---

I like this family tree theme

She's our second cousin-in-law, once removed. She's Grandpa Max's brother's son's mother's sister's daughter.

"When a cousin of his father. . . max's father,children, sister or brother or a friend."

---

Let's stick with the theme.

now you're triangulated
By default, you're each others in-laws.
Which makes me my own brother-in-law.
It also means that Chris is now my brother-in-law, and my cousin-in-law.
And Greg and Peter are both my dad-in-laws

-Hopey 2015

edited 3rd Aug '15 6:14:46 PM by GhostElm

"I'm as free as the dust in the solar wind."

"If you're looking for If now. Deficiencies in the law. This leads me sister-in-law This is Chris, my brother-in-law. Greg and Peter, Father-in-law, "

---

I truly hope it works out for the three of you! You are all such nice people! Should any try to stand in your way I shall gladly rend them with the Tendrils of the Outermost Stars.

edited 3rd Aug '15 6:06:41 PM by Laithelryn

"I hope this is the end. What a great guy. We will do everything we can to get everything possible, first I'm the star."

—

And even in the future, you seem to need my help in solving [mysteries]. Your constancy can be quite a comfort in these uncertain times, my boy.

Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!

"In the future,I think that it will be useful to solve the puzzles. Almost all of the time, I am sure that my son has the right to use the resources. "

Surprisingly coherent.

Oh, the ghost is here and it's always a fake. The ghost is here, there's no reason to shake. The ghost is here, oh, give us a break, it's fake.

"The spirit is not good, because God is the spirit of the word) that will give us the opportunity to eat, this is a trap. "

((Yes, the bracket in the middle of the sentence is part of the translation.))

"I don't know how she rises up on her feet to cover the distance between our heights, and I don't know how she does it so quickly, but before I know it I can feel her lips land on mine, softly, gently. It is not passionate, but I realize it is more out of affection than shyness. She parts and goes down on her heels before I have an opportunity to recover my wits and return the kiss. Her mouth curls up into a small smile."

"..."

Quote was too long, had to go with just the first sentence.

"I don't know what the experts of the group of most developed countries to cover the distance between us in a hurry, I don't know what to do, but I know that the lips of my country, full of passion, of love."

OK, somewhere along the line, "land" became "country", but still. This one got weird.

I must admit your parlor tricks are amusing. I bet you've got a bunny under your hat. Now here's your chance to get the best of me, hope your hand is hot. Come on, clown, let's see what you've got!

"(I)games and entertainment. Rabbit hat, now you have to be the best and I hope that the weather is so hot, I'm sure we'll be right down!"

yes, the I was in there when I copied it

"They live in a sideways house with slanted doors and halls. They live in a sideways house and it drives them up the walls."

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!

Is anyone else having trouble with the translator? It's not working on my work computer, which didn't really faze me because my work computer is shit, but it's also not working on my phone. The site comes up, but every translation line just spits nothing out.

Just tried it, and I'm having the same problem. Yandex gives blank lines, and the other two options don't even get that much — they freeze as soon as it tries to do the first translation.

This makes me profoundly sad. I just discovered this game and now the universe is conspiring to destroy it. :(

Guys, it's working again.

"House, destroyed the door to the hallway. I live in the same house as the walls, but I know how you feel."

---

When did video games become so violent and scary?

Yaaaaay!

If the game difficult, if it's bad?

---

I went down to Saint James Infirmary, saw my baby there. She was stretched out on a long, white table, so cold, so sweet, so sweet, so fair.

Saint-Jacques Hospital, white, winter, boys, very good, good, good, I see that I go.

---

Looooove, love will tear us apaaaart again...

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.

"Eyes in the dark, tears apaaaart love..."

---

Rules of nature! And they run when the sun comes up, with their lives on the line!

edited 27th Aug '15 3:26:40 PM by NervousShark

Fangs of the relentless thousand

The law of nature.!!!!! And the sun's shining and life!

---

The nice thing about a holding pattern is you know what to expect.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"

Bump to let people know that the website still works.

"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"