so i made a new avatar
"How can I, a Chest freezer in her"
Well...
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"WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!"
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
What's eatin' you, chief?
"Landing on the moon."
Well okay, that's a bit boring.
PROTIP: Post outlandish things that likely won't be translated well into another language.
Come on man! Is this takes that much time, uh?! I don't think so i get back here to drink a goddamn beer!
Yeah, it's already in mangled English. Mangle it some more.
edited 20th Mar '14 9:07:05 AM by Prometheus136
War is God.
so i made a new avatar
"Think about it until the time comes to the hole."
I sure will, Bad Translator. I sure will.
The Lizard King getting crunk wit' a skunk in da trunk in a bunk.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
"Hill hotel in Marrakech to mention the Skunk care 2."
Sounds like good advice for learning the art of keeping a skunk. Off to Morocco I go!
Snooping as usual, I see? I hate that hedgehog!
edited 20th Mar '14 2:15:32 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
hiya, the name's scout.
"Take care of yourself. I hate the Spurs."
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Every time I breathe, I think of potatoes
edited 20th Mar '14 2:20:14 PM by DaftPunch
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"Just as planned."
"I think that the whole of the respiratory tract. Potato"
"In the midway of this our mortal life, I found me in a gloomy wood, astray"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
hiya, the name's scout.
"Dark is the way of life for the entire world."
"Screw the rules! I've got money!"
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"In other words, make sure that you have the money."
Makes sense.
Rosebud Frozen Peas, full of country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, this is terrible. I quit!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Just as planned."
"Or beans, beans are more than enough to seriously Puluosibad CD 30 minutes. Liz"
Therefore, if brevity is the soul of wit, and tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"He said, one day contribute to the formation of short hair."
General advice to aspiring barbers.
I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 Custom-2 cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Heavy weapons arms race 150 kg explosives $ 5000 in the year 2200 100 400 000 Sable seconds."
"I see", said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
edited 20th Mar '14 3:52:46 PM by Nintendork64
"Just as planned."
"It is difficult, and tirés."
So a family walks into a talent agent to show their new act
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"The wizard, the new look."
What do you think when I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
"Just as planned."
"Treatment?"
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song, I will try not to sing out of key
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"? What is the cure."
Since the above poster provided nothing for me to work with.
"Nothing" becomes ". Is not available."
Anyways, that's how I lost my medical license...
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Classic
"In some cases, the doctor will be lost."
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"It's Morphin Time!"
edited 22nd Mar '14 10:06:50 AM by TheHailStormer
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
What's eatin' you, chief?
...
wut
How often have I lain beneath rain on a strange roof, thinking of home.
War is God.
so i made a new avatar
"Gangi House."
These subgenres are getting weird.
—-
East Coast KILLA! West Coast KILLA!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
"West Coast Killa Killa"
Look, rhinos! RHINOS! Our enemies hide in metal boxes, the cowards! THE FOOLS! We... we should take away their metal boxes!
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
hiya, the name's scout.
"I mean, you are the man last Rhinoceros square will, but at least we know that the rest of the tank."
Well...
"Raised in a noodle shop, never seeking glory or fame! He climbed a mountain top and earned the dragon warrior name! Hoo! Hah! Gyah! Kung Fu Panda!"
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"Just as planned."
"" ... Seriously.
Time in its irresistible and ceaseless flow carries along on its flood all created things, and drowns them in the depths of obscurity, no matter if they be quite unworthy of mention, or most noteworthy and important, and thus, as the tragedian says
"Did you expect somebody else?"
so i made a new avatar
""
It just couldn't be bothered.
All... the world... needs love... sweet love... all...
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
So, here's a game I made up. You must use this site.
Set it to 35 translations and put it in "random language order".
Here's what to do in the game: First person posts something the next poster has to translate. The poster who translates what the previous poster said has to put the badly translated result, no matter how it is. Then, the same poster puts something for the next poster to translate, and so on. It goes like this.
1st person: "*phrase, sentence, or word*"
2nd person: "*badly translated version*
3rd: "badly translated version*
... And so on.
I'll go first. TNP must badly translate, "What's up, fellow Tropers?"
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