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FergardStratoavis Delicious in the Moomin Valley from And Locations (Not-So-Newbie) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Delicious in the Moomin Valley
#951: Jun 18th 2015 at 2:01:30 AM

Hammer & Firearms > Headgear.

TKS Tankette.

Big Grah
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
The Absolute Madman
#952: Jun 18th 2015 at 6:23:20 AM

-Vam shoots it with lightning so the metal melts inside-

Donkey Kong and his crew.

"We be we baby!"
Avenuewriter Destroyer of worlds. from On my way out of this universe Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#953: Jun 18th 2015 at 2:42:19 PM

The Chief vs a bunch of monkeys? I think we all know who would win.

The audience...

...A tyrant.

edited 18th Jun '15 2:42:49 PM by Avenuewriter

Is not impressed.
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#954: Jun 18th 2015 at 6:33:08 PM

Taken down with relative ease.

Supermang.

edited 18th Jun '15 6:39:35 PM by PastryPerson

ArmoredFury $420 one meter tall plush goth battleship from a frontline choked in dust and gunsmoke, again (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
$420 one meter tall plush goth battleship
#955: Jun 23rd 2015 at 4:22:07 AM

Supes snatch them out of the sea and takes 'em out. Non-lethally, of course.

The Grand Old Lady.

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Ghostninja109 from there, not here. Since: Aug, 2011
#956: Jun 23rd 2015 at 9:27:58 AM

Agunimon would need to use one of his more powerful forms, but he could probably sink it if he attacked while moving.

The four Elemental Lords

Alucart23 Okay, I'll try it your way for once from The Metaphorical Equivalent of Bir Tawil Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
#957: Jun 23rd 2015 at 10:33:58 AM

absorb their power

a swarm of japanese giant hornets.

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Avenuewriter Destroyer of worlds. from On my way out of this universe Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#958: Jun 23rd 2015 at 12:53:03 PM

Chief's armor is more than enough protection to keep these unholy productions of a cruel, twisted, and ultimately evil god at bay.

...The Collectors.

Is not impressed.
ArmoredFury $420 one meter tall plush goth battleship from a frontline choked in dust and gunsmoke, again (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
$420 one meter tall plush goth battleship
#959: Jun 26th 2015 at 5:50:04 AM

That depends on how much Collectors are in the fight. They can handle a squad or two, but a whole Collector Cruiser will force them to retreat. Assuming they aren't paralyzed by the Seeker Swarms, that is.

A big tank.

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
Weirdguy149 The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher from A cabin in the woods Since: Jul, 2014 Relationship Status: I'd jump in front of a train for ya!
The Camp Crystal Lake Slasher
#960: Jun 26th 2015 at 6:26:00 AM

One ki blast would do the job.

An army of walkers.

Jason has come back to kill for Mommy.
IchigoMontoya (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
#961: Jun 26th 2015 at 6:29:13 AM

The ones Revan doesn't hack to pieces with his lightsaber end up being blasted by the Force.

Kai Leng.

DingoWalley1 Asgore Adopts Noelle Since: Feb, 2014 Relationship Status: Can't buy me love
Asgore Adopts Noelle
#962: Jun 26th 2015 at 9:08:25 AM

Don't know who that is, just eats him anyways.

Khalid ibn Walid and his Army.

Avenuewriter Destroyer of worlds. from On my way out of this universe Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#963: Jun 26th 2015 at 5:52:18 PM

Chief would probably break a sweat fighting them.

...SCP-682

Is not impressed.
Alucart23 Okay, I'll try it your way for once from The Metaphorical Equivalent of Bir Tawil Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
#964: Jun 26th 2015 at 8:44:23 PM

burn it to a crisp, throw it into space, and tail whip it into the sun, or a black hole, whichever is closer.

a giant ball of sentient plasma

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
billybobfred Cosine! from renamed to wingedcatgirl Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
#965: Jun 26th 2015 at 11:44:42 PM

Transformation! Sine! Cosine! Tangent! Integral! Permutation! -victory chime- Perfect score! (I can't believe popping rainbow jellies solved everything again.)

An unending storm of Nuisance Puyo.

she her hers hOI!!! i'm tempe
ArmoredFury $420 one meter tall plush goth battleship from a frontline choked in dust and gunsmoke, again (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded) Relationship Status: Plastic Love
$420 one meter tall plush goth battleship
#966: Jun 27th 2015 at 9:38:14 AM

Akashi has rapid-fire guns that are pretty good at shooting down lots of weak targets, but her skill at using them is utter crap. She would have to pull back and call for help eventually.

A Skyrim bear.

Pick up your weapon, even if you hesitate, you cannot give up. Hold on to your ideals, even if you struggle, you cannot waver.
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#967: Jun 27th 2015 at 9:39:38 AM

He takes this easily.

The Grim Reaper.

Avenuewriter Destroyer of worlds. from On my way out of this universe Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#968: Jun 27th 2015 at 10:34:31 AM

Chief loses then promptly respawns.

... a dalek.

Is not impressed.
Alucart23 Okay, I'll try it your way for once from The Metaphorical Equivalent of Bir Tawil Since: Jun, 2015 Relationship Status: Owner of a lonely heart
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
#969: Jun 29th 2015 at 9:03:31 AM

crush it like a tin can.

50 killer platypuses! male ones! cause they have venom!

Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
PadurKaril Bile Connoisseur from San José, CA Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
#970: Jun 29th 2015 at 10:44:47 AM

Jon dies trying to pet them

Hong Xiuquan and his Taiping army.

I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
PadurKaril Bile Connoisseur from San José, CA Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
#972: Jun 29th 2015 at 12:32:28 PM

Thousand heartless? I have several million crazed Hakka zealots.

I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.
PastryPerson Since: Sep, 2014
#973: Jun 29th 2015 at 12:37:50 PM

Have fun trying to defeat them with weapons that will only result in them coming back to life eventually.

A puppy.

engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#974: Jun 29th 2015 at 2:15:54 PM

...*NOM*... Eh, apparently eating those things is common enough in the... eastern? countries.

...Ultron and his army of shitty doppelgangers.

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
PadurKaril Bile Connoisseur from San José, CA Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Cigarettes and Valentines
#975: Jun 29th 2015 at 2:16:50 PM

False Gods!!! ATTTTTAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Cthulhu

I'd rather the world betray me, but I won't betray the world.

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