Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
This looks like one of those amusing but short lived time waster games.
Who watches the watchmen?
Uniocular
*sigh* Guess I'll be seeing this all over Youtube for a few months.
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."
Main Character
Great gag gift, I guess.
It'd be fun to goof around in.
Too much adorableness
^^ Well the reason why it's actually coming out is because it WAS all over Youtube (and other places) already (originally this thing is only dev's experimentation with Unreal engine...which they posted it on Youtube)
Here's the original alpha footage (I remember going WTF when someone linked this from nowhere in Reddit)
edited 11th Feb '14 6:27:31 PM by onyhow
Give me cute or give me...something?
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
I still think it looks like it would be entertaining as a time waster.
Who watches the watchmen?
Eclipse the Moon
It's apparently a test demo rather than the next game project.
I'm having to learn to pay the price
Always 3:00am in the Filth
Can I be one of Joseph Stalin's "escape goats"?
"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984
Too much adorableness
^^ It's actual game now! REJOICE!!!!
Give me cute or give me...something?
@the first video: That is the goatliest music I've ever heard. I wonder where they got it from.
That said, I don't see myself shelling out any money for this game. As a free download, maybe.
edited 12th Feb '14 12:18:52 AM by Meklar
Join my forum game!
Rational Wiki is going to have a field day with this.
Also, when do I get my cat simulator?
Direct all enquiries to Jamie B Good
This is gonna be GOTY
Or I guess you could say
GOATY
And then there was silence
That pun was utterly terrible and you should be completely proud of it ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
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The only question I have is... does it have Afghan farmers attempting to have sexual intercourse with the goat? Your answer may very well influence whether I order the GOTY edition or the normal edition!
Its times like this I am proud to live in the age of the internet and indie devs. Sure, this is a joke..but sometimes jokes are more deserving of my cash than real games. This is such a time.
edited 13th Feb '14 8:41:21 AM by midgetsnowman
Too much adorableness
Launch Trailer!
Tell me if this feels familiar...
Give me cute or give me...something?
The Crimson Ape
I'm torn, I dont know how long I'd play it...but I must play it.
Radda radda.
I am now a shiny stone~
We must have a Work page for this.
The three finest things in life are to splat your enemies, drive them from their turf, and hear their lamentations as their rank falls!
http://www.twitch.tv/ellohime/c/3974431
This game is glorious. (The video's pretty long, I'd just watch the first two minutes and then skip to 8:15 and 11:30 for the best parts.)
edited 30th Mar '14 3:14:05 PM by Nintendork64
Wide Eyed Wonderman
Why is this game so fun
i just wasted 2 hrs playing it
David Bowie 1947-2016
There are reviews of this all over the net. Outlets ranging from the Daily Telegraph to the Huffington Post are getting in on the fun - and giving it some fairly good ratings that take the game for what it is.
And it's sounding more and more intriguing.
How detailed is the level editor? If people can make their own environments and then share them on the Steam Workshop, it could add a lot of replay value.
The Telegraph and other outlets mentioned in their reviews that the Steam Workshop is open for business as far as modding in lots of extra stuff goes. So if you buy the game, you can fill yer boots, folks.
From the creators of Sanctum...they bring you...GOAT SIMULATOR!
Yeah, seriously...preorder is also up.
Give me cute or give me...something?