My mom seems chill, though she looks a little young...
Don't step on the flowers.
Well, if she's so well-endowed, THEN WHY AREN'T I!?
Not that I mind, anyway. Having big boobs sounds like a pain.
"YOU SHALL FEEL THE FLOWER'S WRATH"
I'm part-Pokemon now? Let's see if I can use any Pokemon moves...
Later on the 11'o clock news:
Injured Witness: "I don't know how but a hurricane of leaves appeared and suddenly half the neighborhood was gone."
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He's not a robot...
edited 15th Feb '17 4:15:12 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
Currently inactive
Jer gets all the girls
Well, I mean...It's nowhere near as bad as it could be?
Compared to other avatars this is fine.
Everybody's all "Jerry's old and feeble" till they see him run down a skyscraper and hijack a helicopter mid-flight.
...How is something that tiny my mother!?
edited 16th Feb '17 12:11:55 AM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
My dad is actually an eldritch abomination with a horrid personality who used to be Caliborn.
Well, hopefully, I'll join his servants.
Are the Handmaiden and HIC- no, they're your girls, sorry, please don't kill me.
At the heart of the world...
So I was spawned from a sociopathic, monolithic computer?
The cliched response would be to say "that explains so much", but it honestly doesn't.
Blitzy....
Mom, please put on more clothes. I'm very uncomfortable.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
It's very troubling how young and, well...dead she is.
She/Her | inactive for now
I have... how many parents!?
They seem like cool parents, so I'm cool with that.
The League of Heroes
Currently inactive
Self-Replicating Mechanism of War
Force fed shitty food every day from a crazy bitch? I'd rather kill myself.
''Annihilate everything.''
This makes me a demigod, right? Uh-oh. That means I'm probably going to have to go on some adventure.
someone
This raises so many questions.
[TOP SECRET]
Blitzy....
But she's a kid...
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Well, this is a lot to process.
Wait, What the—
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
someone
Both of them? Aren't they brothers?
On the other hand, awesome demon powers.
[TOP SECRET]
My dad has a Healing Factor.
Awesome.
edited 27th Jan '17 11:29:18 AM by powerpuffbats
You know, I have to wonder why Pit is obsessed with this site. It’s gonna ruin his life!