Honest Trailers

Shaq has done a lot of weird things over the years, which is strange, because he seems like an otherwise normal guy.

x3 I only remember that remake thanks to the trailer's remix of "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)". Unfortunately, I'll always associate that song with Quicksilver's scene in X-Men: Apocalypse.

x2 (*Sees that the game was madepublished by Electronic Arts*)

"Well, there's your problem."

Also, is this because the Surprisingly Improved Sequel (?) for that game is coming out?

edited 5th Jun '18 10:01:31 PM by IncognitoNinja

edited 12th Jun '18 12:21:21 PM by Ghilz

- The Incredibles:

Eyyy! The one good Fantastic Four movie! Also just remembered Incredibles 2 opens today, so hopefully there's now TWO good Fantastic Four movies.

"Dicksilver, Nick Flurry"

- Detroit: Become Human:

And here I thought there would be mention of the nasty things that went down over at Quantic Dream. (Like: sexual harassment, violation of a "no-nudity" clause in the contract of one of the actresses who agreed to do mo-cap work for that videogame, toxic work environment in general...)

edited 13th Jun '18 4:34:01 AM by IncognitoNinja

Alan!

edited 19th Jun '18 11:05:07 AM by Ghilz

Meanwhile, on the Game side, holy Goldblum cameo, Batman.

True story: one of the Red Shirts in JP3 also played Mr. Noodle on Sesame Street. It was weird to realize this while I first watched the movie.

edited 19th Jun '18 5:06:12 PM by Tuckerscreator

Jeff Goldblum quoting the Pokémon theme and Spongebob is...amazing.

Anybody feel,like chocolate covered wheat misses the point ?

Double feature episode.

And Mario sport games.

So, randomly saw the Kong Skull Island Honest Trailer.

... jesus, that was terrible. Like, I enjoyed Skull Island. A lot. It was a perfect "shut your brain off and enjoy the action and visuals" movie. But holy hell, seeing the director screech like that was rough. Especially when he went into "I'm my own worst critic" bit and left out... like a lot of the nonsense in the movie.

Honest Trailer: The Purge Trilogy

The Purge movies always never make senses since rather than the Purge help the country, it just makes the economy worse (deaths of able bodied people and the destruction of cars, buildings, etc).

If that's the only way that they don't make sense to you, so much the better.

Economically, The Purge suffers from a terrible abuse of the Broken Window Fallacy. That is obviously not its only flaw, but it is a fatal one to the underlying premise, rendering everything else absurd.

That said, the movies do try to establish that the economic motive is BS and the true reason is to kill off the nasty poor people to Make America Great Again.

Honest Game Trailers: The Crew

I like how the trailer pointed out that if the government really wanted to kill the poor, it would just need to make healthcare, housing, etc unaffordable.

So much harder to notice and deadlier.

Pretty sure that is a dig at a certain administration.

Well, duh, that's the hip thing to do.

You mean the appropriate thing to do, making a political reference for a very political film is hardly anything other than apropos.

I didn't say it wasn't appropriate.

Political philosophy (or rather its proponents) seems more likely than administration.

And? I'm saying that it is an extremely oppressive policy for the lower class.

When will this madness end?