"Just as planned."
For that, you are mercilessly tortured for hours.
I poke a dog accidently, causing it to pay attention to me.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
The dog bites your leg clean off.
Greg fantasises about owning a roomba.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
The roomba turns out to be a Decepticon, who kills him at the first given chance.
Johnny has just quoted one too many a Memetic Mutation.
"Just as planned."
He ends up being tortured, forced to repeat the same phrases over and over constantly, with occasional begs being allowed, all for nothing.
I very nearly hugged the wrong person.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
You get the Cupcakes treatment
Burp loudly in someone's ear
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter
You end up on the receiving end of an Offhand Backhand.
Joe said something snide to Bill.
Maid of Time
Bill responds by insulting his family in multiple creative ways and then beating him up until he passes out.
I accidentally stepped on a Cheerio! o:
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
"Just as planned."
You end up being sued by the various companies of the world that distribute them, and you also end up being arrested for the very specific crime of 'Destruction of a Senator's Favourite Snack', which involved many years in prison.
I ate the last of the pies.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
One just might
You are to make 1000 pies, using Victorian era equipments, while wearing Victorian era maid uniform.
I pick a flower in the public park.
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If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
The Other Flowers around your legs start pulling you underneath till only your head is above the earth, and then they stone you.
I jaywalked.
The guy at the other side of the street knocks you out with a Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
Jim attacks Bob from behind with a water balloon.
so i made a new avatar
He sprays him with a fire hose.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Maid of Time
You are promptly Avada Kedavra'd by the Wizard Police.
I took the wrong turn at the intersection!
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
You get lost for 2 hours.
I gave a somewhat realistic response.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
Tief girl with eartude
You're lynched for being boring.
I vocalise my indifference to a popular work.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
"Just as planned."
You end up being burned by those who either love or hate it.
I said 'Meh!' while reading a news story.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
A random person who takes the news seriously follows you around while lecturing you about how the news is Serious Business.
I cosplay as Spider-Man.
Your friendly neighborhood Cartoonist
Venom Eats you Alive!
I go to Comi-Con without Cosplaying anything.
A Loki cosplayer stabs you in the back.
I've got my suit and tie, and plan to leave it all on the floor tonight.
It gets infested with rats which bite your balls.
I accidentally kicked the back of someone's shoe.
And then there was silence
Then I will be taking your feet.
I stole a loaf of bread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg
The store owner blasts you with his shotgun.
You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself about.
Thanks to some time travel, your mother missed your due date too. Better luck next ti- oh, wait.
I forgot to tip the waiter.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Just as the title says.
I stole a little boy's candy.
If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.