Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
I'll be havin' sex with the interns! -laughs evilly-
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Anyone find my papers?
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
-hands Miky a stack of papers-
I may have gotten 'Intern juice' on them.
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Des stahp
Or I'll inject ye with my new serum.
And then there was silence
That's just... -Face Palm-
edited 8th Jul '13 7:07:26 PM by MikuruFan
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
-whispers in Trip's ear-
Not before I inject you with my serum :3
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
shine on
i know i put my notes somewhere... ah! here they are! if anyone needs me, i'll be in my lab. and please ignore any strange smells or lights that might come from there for the next few hours.
edited 8th Jul '13 8:13:32 PM by crimsonstorm15
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
SCIENCE! SCIENCE AGAIN! I SAID SCIENCE AGAIN!
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
SECURITY!
And then there was silence
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
-blinks then halls out a syringe-
This injection. I've been testin' a new muscle relaxant. You gotta try it...
-sticks it in himself and goes bug eyed-
It's euphoric...
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Pah.
-Resumes my very careful procedure of extracting genetic materials from an Anomalocaris fossil-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-aside glance-
...Mongrels.
-resumes carefully testing the effects of near-Absolute Zero-temperature ice on lasers-
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
EUREKA!
-peeks head out of office-
Get back to work or I'm firing you all.
Your Honor...
You're subordinate to most of us. Shut up and have that report on your own incompetence on my desk by 5 PM.
-Resumes work-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
EUREKA!
-mutters-
Secretary (over the intercom): The Mantis Men have escaped from containment. Stay calm while we bomb the other half of the lab.
Your Honor...
Second time this week...
-Adjusts my work to account for the tremors and screams of the Mantis Men-
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
Whelp there goes all the interns that were takin' care of the Mantis Men. Oh well at least we'll be gettin' a new shipment next week.
-goes back to looking at cool things under a microscope-
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
-puts data in a computer from testing, and goes over to the Magnetic Accelerator Cannon-
Lets see...
Depleted uranium? Check. Katana? Check. Soul Edge? Check.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
EUREKA!
-mixes two chemicals together-
-smoke comes out of bottle-
Oops...
Your Honor...
-becomes a mutant-
Son of a...
And then there was silence
shine on
-exits laboratory in a cloud of smoke, skin turned completely blue-
well... that was time-consuming. -coughs- i'll have to take this down in my report...
edited 9th Jul '13 6:07:38 PM by crimsonstorm15
All things are lawful for me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but all things edify not.
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
(dies, shits his pants)
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Biohazard in lab 38!
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
-Puts on a gas mask without even flinching or looking behind me at the billowing smoke-
Your fumes are interfereing with my research.
edited 9th Jul '13 7:08:40 PM by Anomalocaris20
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
I will be in my study, mixing chemicals together!
Your Honor...