Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Cool! Grabs the gem, googles whatever I'm supposed to do to use the thing, and transforms.
I'm so gone from this dead-end job!
Waiter, there's a microsingularity in my soup.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
Not Sherlock Holmes
Dannit, I'm a butler, not an atomic scientist!
Butler! There appears to be Undyne in my soup. Don't ask me how she could fit. Cause I'm not an atomic scientist.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Braids From S286 Not Included
Blame it on Alphys. Also, UNDERTALE SOUP IS REAL, RIGHT?!?!
Waiter, there's a platypus in my soup!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
my current job
(is too intimidated to tell her "stop that")
Serve-o! There's a Crow, a Gypsy, and a Camera in my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Perry dons his hat, as Heinz Doofenshmirtz, in waiter garb, gasps.
Waiter, there's capitalism in my soup!
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Guess it's a MYSTERY how they got in there!
That was horrible! Make it stop!
edited 29th May '17 6:40:52 PM by RandomWriter413
Not Sherlock Holmes
Yes sir. I am not a butler, but Uncle Pennybags.
Butler! There's rat poison in my souEEEARRRRRGHHHHH
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Tell me something happy
Wait, but I ground the pepper into that ... OKAY, WHO'S THE PRANKSTER?
Waiter! My hopes and dreams are drowning in my soup!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
Miss, those things are not tangible.
Waiter, there's a butler in my soup!
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
The Traveling Hat Merchant
So that's where he went... Sorry for the inconvenience we will get you a new soup!
Waiter, there's a BOOM in my soup!
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
Tell me something happy
Well, you said you wanted it to be hot and spicy.
Waiter! There are animal crackers in my soup!
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
It wasn't a rock
What? You're not having fun swallowing them at all?
Waiter! There's rohypnol i-i-n m-y-y-y-y-y s- *collapses on the table, asleep*
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
So, who forgot to put their stuff in the locker again and confused that for a condiment?
Fly, there's a soup in my waiter!
The Superstar of the Supernatural World! (debatable)
Currently inactive
Ask him to vomit it out, then ask him to eat it again like flies do.
Waiter, there's porn in my soup!
↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Rule 34 states that there is porn of it; no exceptions, and if there is no porn, it will be made. Yes, even your bowl of soup.
Waiter, there's an evil talkin' flower in my soup!
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Don't mind it, just eat it and show'em who's the fittest! (grins menacingly)
Waiter! There is an eldritch cacodaemoniac thing that should not be in my soup!
edited 30th May '17 7:43:52 AM by Almohad
Could you not
(SCREAMING)
Waiter, there's a photograph in my soup!
Oy!
Purrloin Jani by shrubBird
[cannot repsond, is already dead]
Waiter, there's Jarate in my soup. In fact, it may be just Jarate and vegetables, judging by the smell.
Current WHABP alts: Jani (Sarah) the Purrloin, Hudson the Togetic. Tilly/Lilly (Digletts) are being Put on a Bus.
It wasn't a rock
I shall replace this right away, monsieur!
(Memo: This is the fifth such complaint I've received with Mr. Mundy as sous-chef. Management will hear of this!)
Waiter! That freaking soup is a spy!
edited 30th May '17 10:33:50 AM by GrafVonTirol
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
The Traveling Hat Merchant
Oh hohohonhonhon -Backstabs you-
I never really was on your side.
Waiter! My soup is rice!
Want a hat? Here ya go! Throws entire arsenal of hats which is a billion hats
my current job
Oh, that's just for the music number Hit it, Rosie!
Waiter! There are alligators all around my soup!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
It wasn't a rock
Ah tell ya, tha's the real Cajun way of enjoyin' the soup!
Waiter! There is soup in my bowl!
edited 31st May '17 2:39:31 PM by GrafVonTirol
1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die (all editions) progress: 426/1089 (39.12%)
That's the way it's supposed to be, halfwit!
Waiter, there's a daddy in my soup!
Damnit, that's the third time this week!
Waiter! There is a Nazi boygirl cat thing in my soup!
Cornelius, but do not waste in useless pity the few moments left in which to escape from the hands of the enemy.
I'll get you a new one, it'll be dirty.
Waiter, there's a weird glowing gemstone in my soup.
I'm feeling nice, so here's a nice, not meme related, rendition of The Final Countdown