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Mu5icl0v3r from Nowhere Since: Jun, 2013
#1: Jun 19th 2013 at 8:55:43 PM

The way this game works is that, we pretend we are in a restaurant setting. Someone in a restaurant orders soup, and tells the waiter (the poster below) there is something in it. The waiter, recommends a way to fix it.

For example:

First Poster:Waiter! There is a bottle of water in my soup!

Second Poster:Just rinse it off, dry it, and it's yours.

I will start first.

Waiter! There is a rock in my soup!

edited 19th Jun '13 9:16:00 PM by Mu5icl0v3r

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#2: Jun 20th 2013 at 8:24:18 AM

Yeah, exactly. We got complaints that this dish was lacking in minerals. Hope you have strong teeth.

Waiter, there's a remote control in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
MikuruFan from Away Since: Nov, 2012
#3: Jun 20th 2013 at 8:30:15 AM

You're supposed to flip through the flavors using the remote until you find one you like. Hope you don't flip too much.

Waiter, there's a phone charger in my soup!

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#4: Jun 20th 2013 at 8:42:08 AM

Plug it into the wall. Can't you see the soup's almost out of battery?

Waiter! There's a miniature bowl of soup in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#5: Jun 20th 2013 at 8:43:19 AM

We need to go deeper then.

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup~

And then there was silence
PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia) Since: Feb, 2012
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
#6: Jun 20th 2013 at 8:47:30 AM

That's our special, Soylent Waiter.

Waiter, there's a lame joke in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
MikuruFan from Away Since: Nov, 2012
#7: Jun 20th 2013 at 8:48:05 AM

Did you order the Souper Bowl Special?

Waiter! There's a troupe of Lilliputian dancers in my soup!

edited 20th Jun '13 8:49:18 AM by MikuruFan

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#8: Jun 20th 2013 at 9:04:00 AM

Huh?! Well shoot, I specifically told the chef that they were to do their routine in the salad.

Waiter! There's a gate to a parallel world in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
⋆ ⋆ ⋆
#9: Jun 20th 2013 at 9:06:19 AM

I hope you like soups that are out of this world!

Waiter, there is a alligator in my soup!

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#10: Jun 20th 2013 at 9:09:55 AM

Pfft, I know that. I put him in there to catch the mouse.

Waiter! There's a bunch of noodles and vegetables and stuff in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
MikuruFan from Away Since: Nov, 2012
#11: Jun 20th 2013 at 9:12:27 AM

That's what's supposed to be there. You ordered the Noodles and Vegetables and Stuff? Wait, the soup part's not supposed to be there. Just a moment.

Waiter! There's a scale model of an Airbus A330 in my soup!

edited 20th Jun '13 9:12:41 AM by MikuruFan

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#12: Jun 20th 2013 at 9:40:44 AM

You like it? It took me about a week to put it together. Painted it myself, too! :D

Waiter! There's a cassette tape in my soup!

and then they fricked in the booty
MikuruFan from Away Since: Nov, 2012
#13: Jun 20th 2013 at 6:27:12 PM

Take it home and clean it. You can hear kitchen sounds.

Waiter, there's a double post in my soup!

Hitman THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM from CHAMBER OF SECRETS Since: Jun, 2013
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
#14: Jun 20th 2013 at 7:54:18 PM

That explains why we put twice the ammount of ingredients in that soup...

Waiter! There's a Wartune ad in my soup!

MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
MikuruFan from Away Since: Nov, 2012
#15: Jun 20th 2013 at 7:59:11 PM

We needed the advertising space. Fanservicy RPGs were the only ones willing to advertise. See that clam chowder over there? Has a ROSE Online ad.

Waiter! There's a bus stop in my soup!

Hitman THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM from CHAMBER OF SECRETS Since: Jun, 2013
THE BASILISK OF DOOOOM
#16: Jun 20th 2013 at 8:02:14 PM

There's a teleport to a hidden bus depot down in that soup. It's full of chunky engines!

Waiter! There's a nostalgic critic in my soup!

MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOU
PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
#17: Jun 20th 2013 at 10:10:50 PM

Cover your ears until he becomes quiet enough to eat.

Waiter! There's a disco ball in my soup!

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere Since: Jan, 2012
i seee youuuu
#18: Jun 23rd 2013 at 10:42:06 PM

Take it home with you; it really helps if you have a Saturday Night Fever.

Waiter! The Vlogbrothers are in my soup!

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#19: Jun 23rd 2013 at 10:43:11 PM

Be careful, eating them may make you turn Green!

Water, there's an airplane in my soup!

edited 23rd Jun '13 10:43:45 PM by ironcommando

...eheh
MikuruFan from Away Since: Nov, 2012
#20: Jun 23rd 2013 at 10:49:51 PM

Thought a scale model was too unsatisfying, so here's the real thing.

Waiter! There's fanservice in my soup!

PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
#21: Jun 23rd 2013 at 11:41:14 PM

That's odd, I thought we didn't hire fans.

Waiter! There's a tsundere in my soup!

edited 23rd Jun '13 11:41:39 PM by PhysicalStamina

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#22: Jun 23rd 2013 at 11:44:48 PM

Make sure you soup cools down first before drinking it, because it's got a hot temper!

Waiter, there's a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot in my soup!

...eheh
PhysicalStamina so i made a new avatar from Who's askin'? Since: Apr, 2012 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
#23: Jun 23rd 2013 at 11:48:12 PM

Now your soup has 4 flavors all at once.

Waiter! There's a Big Bird suit in my soup!

edited 23rd Jun '13 11:48:17 PM by PhysicalStamina

To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
ironcommando smol aberration from Somewhere in space Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Abstaining
#24: Jun 23rd 2013 at 11:50:36 PM

You ordered a large helping of chicken soup, right? We couldn't find a big chicken, so we got the next best thing...

Waiter, there's a (fishing) fly in my soup!

edited 23rd Jun '13 11:51:12 PM by ironcommando

...eheh
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#25: Jun 24th 2013 at 7:44:29 AM

Phil! I told you, you can't just fish in people's soup like that! Get!

Waiter! There's a MacGuffin in my soup!

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani

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