Yeah, exactly. We got complaints that this dish was lacking in minerals. Hope you have strong teeth.
Waiter, there's a remote control in my soup!
and then they fricked in the bootyYou're supposed to flip through the flavors using the remote until you find one you like. Hope you don't flip too much.
Waiter, there's a phone charger in my soup!
Plug it into the wall. Can't you see the soup's almost out of battery?
Waiter! There's a miniature bowl of soup in my soup!
and then they fricked in the bootyWe need to go deeper then.
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup~
And then there was silenceThat's our special, Soylent Waiter.
Waiter, there's a lame joke in my soup!
I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.Did you order the Souper Bowl Special?
Waiter! There's a troupe of Lilliputian dancers in my soup!
edited 20th Jun '13 8:49:18 AM by MikuruFan
Huh?! Well shoot, I specifically told the chef that they were to do their routine in the salad.
Waiter! There's a gate to a parallel world in my soup!
and then they fricked in the bootyI hope you like soups that are out of this world!
Waiter, there is a alligator in my soup!
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......Pfft, I know that. I put him in there to catch the mouse.
Waiter! There's a bunch of noodles and vegetables and stuff in my soup!
and then they fricked in the bootyThat's what's supposed to be there. You ordered the Noodles and Vegetables and Stuff? Wait, the soup part's not supposed to be there. Just a moment.
Waiter! There's a scale model of an Airbus A330 in my soup!
edited 20th Jun '13 9:12:41 AM by MikuruFan
You like it? It took me about a week to put it together. Painted it myself, too! :D
Waiter! There's a cassette tape in my soup!
and then they fricked in the bootyTake it home and clean it. You can hear kitchen sounds.
Waiter, there's a double post in my soup!
That explains why we put twice the ammount of ingredients in that soup...
Waiter! There's a Wartune ad in my soup!
MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOUWe needed the advertising space. Fanservicy RPGs were the only ones willing to advertise. See that clam chowder over there? Has a ROSE Online ad.
Waiter! There's a bus stop in my soup!
There's a teleport to a hidden bus depot down in that soup. It's full of chunky engines!
Waiter! There's a nostalgic critic in my soup!
MY EYES ARE SO CUTE THEY WILL KILL YOUCover your ears until he becomes quiet enough to eat.
Waiter! There's a disco ball in my soup!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."Take it home with you; it really helps if you have a Saturday Night Fever.
Waiter! The Vlogbrothers are in my soup!
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!Be careful, eating them may make you turn Green!
Water, there's an airplane in my soup!
edited 23rd Jun '13 10:43:45 PM by ironcommando
...ehehThought a scale model was too unsatisfying, so here's the real thing.
Waiter! There's fanservice in my soup!
That's odd, I thought we didn't hire fans.
Waiter! There's a tsundere in my soup!
edited 23rd Jun '13 11:41:39 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."Make sure you soup cools down first before drinking it, because it's got a hot temper!
Waiter, there's a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot in my soup!
...ehehNow your soup has 4 flavors all at once.
Waiter! There's a Big Bird suit in my soup!
edited 23rd Jun '13 11:48:17 PM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."You ordered a large helping of chicken soup, right? We couldn't find a big chicken, so we got the next best thing...
Waiter, there's a (fishing) fly in my soup!
edited 23rd Jun '13 11:51:12 PM by ironcommando
...ehehPhil! I told you, you can't just fish in people's soup like that! Get!
Waiter! There's a MacGuffin in my soup!
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
The way this game works is that, we pretend we are in a restaurant setting. Someone in a restaurant orders soup, and tells the waiter (the poster below) there is something in it. The waiter, recommends a way to fix it.
For example:
First Poster:Waiter! There is a bottle of water in my soup!
Second Poster:Just rinse it off, dry it, and it's yours.
I will start first.
Waiter! There is a rock in my soup!
edited 19th Jun '13 9:16:00 PM by Mu5icl0v3r