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Looking for some stories?Well fuck it, they might as well just make "Meme: The Movie" at this point. I mean, I can see how they can make a movie about the Slender Man, seeing as it has something of a story built around him, but Grumpy Cat?
I can't have you close, so I become a ghost and I watch you, I watch you.Safety Not Guaranteed was apparently pretty good, and that was based off a meme. Still, they better work really hard for a good Grumpy Cat film.
You know this is just the premise for a future Grumpy Cat macro.
I MADE A MOVIE ONCE.
IT WAS TERRIBLE.
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeablewut
And let us pray that come it may (As come it will for a' that)Safety Not Guaranteed is a complete waste of time because it was just some indie hipster-appealing comedy instead of the awesome action movie people probably wanted from those awesome YTMND pages narrated by Don La Fontaine.
edited 2nd Jun '13 8:52:20 PM by FigmentJedi
There's a meme called Grumpy Cat?
Jesus, get some new material.
my drawing blog ya'll UPDATES 10 TIMES A MONTH WOW, THIS IS STRAIGHT UP MUH SOGGY KNEEI will, my child. But first, the Grumpy Cat must be cast forth.
edited 3rd Jun '13 12:40:49 PM by DAStudent
I'd say I'm being refined Into the web I descend Killing those I've left behind I have been EndarkenedThis is going to be the worst American movie ever made by human hands.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.As opposed to Canadian movies made by monkeys?
^ Well, if enough of them can eventually write Shakespeare...
edited 5th Jun '13 10:41:19 AM by Nohbody
All your safe space are belong to TrumpSo, uh... it's here. And Grumpy Cat is voiced by Aubrey Plaza.
Aubrey is my only reason for watching the film.
It kinda has this weird... Homeward Bound vibe. Maybe because of the whole "Animal character voiced with no CGI lip-sync."
"It's so hard to be humble, knowing how great I am."I have no problem with the premise of the movie.
From the look of the traier, though, I have my doubts...simply because Tardar Sauce doesn't sound deadpan enough.
Personally? If only he wasn't too expensive to cast, Robert Downey Jr would have made a better Grumpy.
.....Or, if this was R-rated, Quentin Tarantino.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.Watches the trailer in its near entirety
This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard of. Hollywood has finally lost their shit.
Sees that it's actually a holiday lifetime special, NOT a movie
This is the greatest Lifetime xmas special I have seen.
Really what it boils down to is I have very low expectations for Lifetime in general, so this can only go up from here. If only the Angry Birds Movie could turn out to be actually a Nickelodeon special too.
edited 2nd Nov '14 5:52:29 PM by Mattonymy
You are displaying abnormally high compulsions to over-analyze works of fiction and media. Diagnosis: TV Tropes Addiction.Wow, this is a thing. It's really gonna happen.
Also, Grumpy using that "machine gun"...
My only complaint is probably about the Christmas' vibe. Surely the cat would hate that.
Suddenly, I'm thikning of something like Reservoir Cats, starring various memetic cats.
edited 3rd Nov '14 3:11:40 AM by Quag15
...I think this movie is making jabs at it's own existence...
They do have medals for almost, and they're called silver!Honestly I think its better that its a low-budget Lifetime special instead of some ridiculous big-budget Hollywood "blockbuster". A funny little Christmas special is fine, we don't need an Internet Meme Movie that cost billions to make.
You there! Check out my Youtube Channel! The power of Ponies compel you!I see somewhat of a chance that it could turn out to be clever, but ultimately I'm expecting to have most of its wit used on one-liners while the plot itself is merely a Better than a Bare Bulb sort of deal.
Just when you think humanity couldn't sink any lower, here's an even worse meme movie: Sneezing Baby Panda
Saw the trailer for that. Looks like the dumbest, most pretentious piece of crap I ever saw.
Because trailers are perfect indicators of a movie's quality.
Back when I said that, though, I said "apparently" because I was assuming based on its 91% RT score. I have yet to see the film, but might get the chance to do so this month.
So, we remember that Slender Man movie talk, yeah?
Here walks the next meme to film:
http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/31/grumpy-cat-goes-from-meme-to-movie/
Grumpy Cat –the king of the internet cat meme – is breaking off from the computer screen and heading to the silver screen. Grumpy Cat’s agent has sold a one-picture deal for a Garfield-like feature film in which Grumpy Cat, whose real name is Tardar Sauce, will star and, yes, talk. Grumpy Cat is no stranger to the camera. The grouch’s official You Tube Channel has over 120,000 subscribers and over 20 million views.
While some may be surprised about the meme-to-movie path, Grumpy Cat is one of the most successful internet memes around. “This started off as a picture of a cat, but rare is an image that evokes that much comedy,” Todd Garner, one of the producers of the Grumpy Cat film told Deadline. “You read all of the memes and the comments, and one is funnier than the next. We think we can build a big family comedy around this character.”
Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/05/31/grumpy-cat-goes-from-meme-to-movie/#ixzz2Uwae81PB
Well, this will be just like Fred. But it's going theatrical.
edited 31st May '13 11:41:37 PM by GREGTHECAT
http://www.longcriercat.deviantart.com I'm thirsty. Got any ink? Resident Pen Ward antagonist.