i seee youuuu
Hell, I'm up for another go. Have we tried putting it in SCP-087 yet? -Doctor K█████
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Bro, bro, we already have entire threads districts for those tests, which typically break reality itself. Let's keep original.
That being said, who wants to pit lions against 173? Dr. Strange
And then there was silence
i seee youuuu
While that does sound a lot more interesting, let's be honest, we all know 173 is going to kill them all within seconds. But, I just had a nifty little idea- what if we tried using SCP-513 on it? I know it sounds like an awful idea, but hey, carpe diem, am I right? -Doctor K█████
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
I wanna kill 682. What HAVEN'T we tried yet?
What's eatin' you, chief?
Hey can one of you guys let me know when my Lean Cuisine lunch is finished in the microwave? Thanks.
War is God.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
This is not a good sign. Can someone send a clean-up team into storage depot 55-I-19? We have a rogue anomaly that thinks it's a level out of SSB Brawl. -Dr. O'Malley
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Oh hey, this statue looks a bit weird. SCP-173, hu-
OOOOO, BUTTEFL-
-CRUNCH-
And then there was silence
"Let's expose SCP-113 to Nagihiko Fujisaki in revenge for the shock I recieved from his father being a crossdressing boy when I thought he was a girl! I fainted in the female body I was inhabiting because of that!!!" - Dr. Bright
edited 25th Feb '14 11:43:00 PM by MickeyFrogeater
No, better yet, give SCP-113 to SCP-682. - Dr. Anomalocaris
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Jack of all trades, Master of puns
GUYS, we have a breach! I repeat, we have a breach! SCP-006-J
has somehow gotten out! I don't know what to do!? - Dr H.
edited 26th Feb '14 6:04:12 PM by GravityNonsense
If I know what I'm doing, then I'll do it amazingly. If I don't know what I'm doing, I'll fail spectacularly.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
OH DEAR GOD KILL IT! EJECT, EJECT E— -Dr. O'Malley
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
"Dr. Anomalocaris I should inform you that SCP-682 despite it's changes resulting from SCP-113 is still unrecognizable as any gender.
What's more despite your objections I am going to personally exact my revenge on the Fujisaki for that horrible shock I recieved concerning their head of the household's crossdressing in the past! I shall personally expose SCP-113 to his son Nagihiko and make him the girl he says he is! I shall also show pictures of the transformation to Dr. Clef as payback for showing his photos of Mr. Fujisaki's crossdressing younger self! My female host body fainted onto a spike causing another one of my deaths Clef!!!" - Dr. Jack Bright
edited 26th Feb '14 5:08:55 PM by MickeyFrogeater
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Dr. Bright, I believe that you are no longer allowed to use female host bodies. Can someone please verify that? - Dr. O'Malley
ADDENDUM: Someone who isn't Dr. Bright.
edited 26th Feb '14 5:12:39 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Then let's give SCP-963 to SCP-682 instead and see what happens. - Dr. Anomalocaris
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Jack of all trades, Master of puns
@Dr O'Malley, I think this covers it.
9.SCP-963 is not to be used for recreational or procreational purposes.
@ Dr Anom, They tried that, and it didn't end well - Dr H.
edited 26th Feb '14 5:55:43 PM by GravityNonsense
If I know what I'm doing, then I'll do it amazingly. If I don't know what I'm doing, I'll fail spectacularly.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Oy. I suddenly have much more respect for Jack's... particular brand of insanity. Also, I believe that we may have encountered a small-scale breach of procedure concerning that storage of the "Un-SCP's" — I noticed a couple of them missing from storage last week. Could someone please check SCP-914 before we fire it up? Somethings tell me the objects are there. -Dr. O'Malley
edited 26th Feb '14 7:49:36 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
my current job
...what are you people doing in the toilet?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
- sudden shouting comes over everyone's radio -
"I NEED HELP! I'M STUCK IN THE PLACE WHERE SCP-2559-J IS CONTAINED!"
my current job
$#!+. That's one of the classified ones. *into radio* How did you get in?!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"I don't know! I was looking for a normal vending machine and I ended up here!"
my current job
Okay, where in the room are you?
At this point, I'd hope you'd come up with a description, and write it down, since SCP-2559 isn't released to the public yet.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Well, it's SCP-2559-J, and to answer your question it's just a whole bunch of kittens.
"Um... at the top..."
my current job
Good enough.
Okay, look around the room. Tell me what you see.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
"Kittens, kittens and more kittens."
Simply put, we're all doctors in the SCP Foundation.
Who wants to go try to kill 682 again? ~ Dr. Sparks
Your Honor...