Little Laguz
> You opened the fridge
> You found the new beginnings of a civilization forming out of an old piece of ham you left on the top shelf
> The leader of said civilization welcomed you to their new and growing world, saying that you are welcome any time to check on their progress
> You were very hungry and regret nothing
The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
>You open the fridge.
>You see the salad dressing.
>You quickly close the fridge, blushing.
and then they fricked in the booty
Open fridge.
See Guchuko.
*Shoopdawhoop'd.*
> You open the fridge.
> You see a Large Ham.
> You sit back and enjoy the camp.
edited 20th Jun '13 6:30:25 PM by MikuruFan
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
>>You open the fridge.
>>Lucien Lachance pops out!
>>Lachance stabs you with the !!BLADE OF WOE!!
>>While you bleed out on the floor, he takes every single one of your beverages... except the disgusting stuff.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
OH YES!!
> You open the fridge.
> You see that notebook from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.
> You close the fridge and agree to never be creative again.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
Moonshine Wizard
> You open the fridge
> It's full of bees
> You quickly and quietly take some of their honey and leave
"I drank the blood of angels from a bottle, just to see if I could call the lightning down."
The thing with the red gold crown.
> You opened the Fridge
> You discover your own well preserved corpse covered with plastic
> You close the fridge and try to erase the memory from your mind
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
>>You close the fridge. You' don't want to see what's in there.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
OH YES!!
>> You open the fridge.
>> Shinji is in there.
>> That is not the robot, Shinji. Get in the robot.
((I don't even watch NGE.))
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
> You open the fridge.
> Kyon's sister is hiding inside. She shushes at you.
> Cue "loli in a fridge" jokes.
Little Laguz
> You open the fridge
> Inside is your long lost uncle, Robert
> You both make continued eye contact as he slowly closes the fridge
The only reason why I like waking up is because I like falling asleep.
> You open the fridge.
> It opens up a swirling vortex,that leads to another Galaxy.
> You quickly,and clumsily,close the fridge.
edited 22nd Jun '13 10:39:03 PM by Mu5icl0v3r
i seee youuuu
>You open the fridge.
>You see a hovering sphere which contains time itself.
>Screw that, you're thristy.
>You grab a bottle of water.
>You accidentally bump it.
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YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Moonshine Wizard
> You open the fridge
> Smoke billows out
> You turn on a fan
> The smoke clears
> You see a group of pygmies sitting around a fire
> You close the fridge
"I drank the blood of angels from a bottle, just to see if I could call the lightning down."
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
>>You open the fridge.
>>Monty Python And The Holy Grail is playing.
>>"THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!"
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
>>You open the fridge
>>*Fight Woosh*
>>Wild Fridgid (Ice/Steel) appeared!
>>*Uses Flamethrower*
>>It's super effective!
>>Fridge closes itself.
...eheh
OH YES!!
>>You open the fridge.
>>There is a tree stump inside.
>>You hop onto the stump.
>>It's a Minish Portal!
>>You shrink to 2" tall.
>>The fridge closes itself because you're not holding it open.
>>You slowly die of hypothermia.
(Agender. They/Them pronouns.)
The thing with the red gold crown.
> You open the fridge
> You see your reflection eating the last bit of cake
> You close the fridge and eat out
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
You open the fridge.
Wait, what is th-
Oh no...
ZALGO
edited 17th Jul '13 1:40:49 AM by Alceister
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Opens fridge, freezer compartment.
Sees Yellow Frogs in Ice Cubes.
DAMN YOU IMAGESHACK!
...eheh
>You open the fridge.
>ZUUL, MOTHERFUCKER, ZUUUUUUL!!!
>You die from a heart attack.
edited 17th Jul '13 3:12:52 AM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.<You Open the fr...>
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Sorry about that.
...eheh
> You open the fridge.
> There seems to be a pile of something brown with a revolting smell,.
> ... You walk away from the fridge.
> Opens fridge.
> Finds the severed costume of an Oogieloves character.
> Closes fridge.
edited 19th Jun '13 11:29:00 PM by MikuruFan