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Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#76: Feb 26th 2013 at 3:50:34 PM

Oh, I forgot Alaska makes up almost a fourth of the country just by itself, so add Russia to that list.

What we got from Britain is mostly on the east side of the Mississippi River.

QuarterDollar Since: Aug, 2012 Relationship Status: Don't hug me; I'm scared
#77: Feb 26th 2013 at 3:52:09 PM

Thank you for the compliment of the streets. As a person who goes into DC daily and lives about three minutes from the Mall, I can agree that the streets are really friggin' nice.

phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#78: Feb 26th 2013 at 3:54:01 PM

Oh yeah right Alaska used to belong to Russia.

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#79: Feb 26th 2013 at 9:32:02 PM

California is so stinkin' big because they had all this gold and strategic coastline and the US Government fell all over themselves letting them in because they figured they needed California more than California needed the US.

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SeventySeven A number from Somewhere in the US Since: Oct, 2010
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#80: Feb 26th 2013 at 10:06:57 PM

Interesting that everyone here seems to think that DC is so friendly. I'd agree that we're a polite city and friendly enough in the tourist areas (isn't every city?), but not so much in the areas where the locals hang out and live. Everyone seems to think that their time is the most valuable, and heaven forbid you actually have to drive... Now as I said, I do agree that we are polite even in our rudeness (because we're supposedly so much better then New York or Boston), so a lot of the time it's not immediately obvious when someone's being a dick. All those New Yorkers and Philadelphians are just more upfront about it.

I'm working on it.
0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#81: Feb 27th 2013 at 12:10:38 AM

[up][up]Well, California is a great big nation...

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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#82: Feb 28th 2013 at 1:19:07 PM

Oh, I also bought a tiny American flag. I like to labour this point as much as I can. (and a tiny EU flag too)

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#83: Feb 28th 2013 at 1:27:51 PM

If it was a lapel pin, you'd be qualified to run for federal office.

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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#84: Feb 28th 2013 at 1:30:00 PM

Sorry, nope. Just a tiny American flag that I can WAVE.

Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#85: Feb 28th 2013 at 1:32:56 PM

Perfect for those occasions when the president is visiting the UK!

phantom1 Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Chocolate!
#86: Feb 28th 2013 at 1:52:51 PM

@Hopey You can wave oh clearly advantageous waii

wuggles Since: Jul, 2009
#87: Feb 28th 2013 at 4:14:46 PM

An actual flag! I'm American and I don't own an American flag. I am contemplating buying a bunch of Canadian flag pins for when I go to Europe. That way people will think I'm Canadian and like me. I'll make sure to say "Aboat" too. grin

TuefelHundenIV Night Clerk of the Apacalypse. from Doomsday Facility Corner Store. Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#88: Feb 28th 2013 at 4:22:32 PM

Hopey: Sounds like you had a good time. Sorry you had to put up with the McCarthiast security theatre screenings.

edited 28th Feb '13 4:22:47 PM by TuefelHundenIV

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Parable Since: Aug, 2009
#89: Feb 28th 2013 at 4:23:33 PM

If polite Americans wear Canadian flags instead of their own abroad, aren't you just contributing to the stereotype that their aren't any polite Americans?

0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#90: Feb 28th 2013 at 5:15:56 PM

@wuggles: A-ha! I was right! It is "aboat", not "aboot"!

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Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#91: Mar 1st 2013 at 11:52:28 AM

Well, nobody here likes Americans (y'know, Blair-Bush, Iraq War, American imperialism, etc). But Canadians? You're our favourite former colony! Saying you're Canadian also gets you laid.

/fun facts

TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#92: Mar 1st 2013 at 12:00:25 PM

If I said I aspire to be a Canadian, could I get some groping?

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#94: Mar 1st 2013 at 1:45:04 PM

I don't know what bizarre part of the country Hopeling lives in but I've never known people to get laid simply due to their status as a Canadian.

Gimme yer lunch money, dweeb.
FurikoMaru Reverse the Curse from The Arrogant Wasteland Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: He makes me feel like I have a heart
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#95: Mar 1st 2013 at 3:51:14 PM

But Canadians? You're our favourite former colony! Saying you're Canadian also gets you laid.

Sweet Christ! O.o I thought that was an urban myth!

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0dd1 Just awesome like that from Nowhere Land Since: Sep, 2009
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#96: Mar 1st 2013 at 4:01:03 PM

I'm as polite as a Canadian, and Canada was my favorite country as a child. That count?

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