If you're familiar with Contextualize/Whamise This Line, then you may know how this will work. However, instead of a line, you must write a plot/synopsis based off a title from a work in a "Poster above you" format. For example...
Troper A: Soul Surfer
Troper B: Soul Surfer is a cyberpunk action film about a man who has the unique ability to go into the bodies of other people, and must do this to clear his name for a crime he hasn't committed.
Something like that. I'm just hoping I'm being concise enough. Alright, let's begin.
edited 5th Feb '13 10:14:18 AM by Psyga315
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A diamond appears in the sky, and starts blasting Sonic Youth out of loud speakers in an attempt to disturb the normals. The world becomes better as a result.
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An 100-year old man realizes that he hasn't gotten lung cancer despite having smoked for 90 of those years. He then theorizes that his purpose for existence is to give up his body FOR SCIENCE, so that humanity might find another way to combat cancer.
He then starts pestering the researchers next door about it.
Adventure Found Me
Heresiarch Command
A down on his luck jobless man during early 1900's America is press-ganged
into serving aboard an American naval ship. However what initially seems like it may be a dreary, dismal job turns into a bizarre Indiana Jones style adventure taking the increasingly confused protagonist all across the globe.
Organic Abyss
Only Death Is Real
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An interesting book intended for those studying to become gynecologists.
Clitoris Chaos: Electric Boogaloo
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Southern Style Scribe
Diary of a Death's Head.
A horrible mystery or a mysterios horror tale about a witch who hunts anthropomorphic personifications of death to collect their heads. The Driving Question is why she is doing this.
GIRLS IN TRUCKS.
Level 3 Social Justice Necromancer. Chaotic Good.
Exactly What It Says on the Tin. They do combat Twisted Metal-style.
One for the Morning Glory
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A bicurious teenage girl awakens one morning to find they've mysteriously turned into a boy over night.
I'm Being Leo
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Leo and Sam were identical twins. Leo was extremely successful. Sam was in and out of jail. Leo and Sam are in a car accident together. Leo dies. First responders misidentified Sam as Leo because he had his brother's ID on him. He decided to go with it.
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A starship is approaching the end of it's five year mission when it receives an urgent message from earth requesting assistance. By the time the crew return to earth and provide whatever assistance is needed their mission will be over, meaning this is their return home. However, the very thing that the inhabitants of earth required assistance with does all it can to try and stop their return; and when they have passed these trials there's still an epic final action packed battle left to finish the movie!
The History of Studio Ghibli
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The autobiography of a boy who's parents gave him a very weird name.
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The story of a hapless Waiter who fails to get any tips for more than a year, resulting in her losing all her money, having her property repossessed, and breaking up with her boyfriend for not entirely unrelated reasons. In this idealistic new novella we follow her story as she climbs her way back up the ladder of society and eventually becomes the president of France.
British Touring Car Championship
edited 11th Apr '13 6:43:30 PM by porschelemans
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A song which on the surface appears to be about an auto race but is actually a thinly veiled indictment of Parliament.
i seee youuuu
A comedy about a Satanist, Daniel Webster, who summons The Devil himself... only to find out the Father of Lies is sort of a pussy. He finds that the Prince of Darkness is actually a very shy and reserved man, who, while having infinite powers, doesn't actually know how to use them, and lives in constant fear that the Archangel Michael is going to kick his ass again. After the Lord of the Flies possesses a human body, Daniel teaches him how to be more assertive, and gives him pointers on how to live up to the name "Evil Incarnate".
The Sound of the Life of the Mind.
edited 13th Apr '13 6:36:12 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
A sequel to The Sound of Music, where Maria, longing for the old days in Austria, becomes reclusive and retreats into a false life in her head. Can the Von Trapp family's music pull her out of her fantasy and make her love her real life again?
edited 13th Apr '13 11:43:38 PM by Tuckerscreator
The expansion pack to the Halo Combat fighting game, where you play as angels and demons and fight during the Revelation. However, the expansion was merely just DLC that was already on the disk, pissing off fanboys to almost apocalyptic levels.
Street Fighter X Tekken
edited 14th Apr '13 9:18:01 AM by Psyga315
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A sweet and touching romance novel about how a charming young lady named Tekken helps straighten out the notorious "Street Fighter" Tony Tan, following through events from their first meeting up until the day of their wedding.
As Cold As Can Be In An English Sea
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The autobiography of the iceberg that hit the Titanic. We learn of his childhood as a raindrop and snow, watch him grow into a mighty glacier, then his breaking away from home on an incredible journey across the Atlantic, at least his terrible accident that shocked a nation.
ThirtyHs. (Be glad I didn't make you try "HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH".)
edited 14th Apr '13 3:25:37 PM by Tuckerscreator
In a distopian future children are analyzed and classified at the age of 9 and given a letter. A's are talented with engineering. B's are talented with the arts, Z's are profoundly retarded. H's have extream criminal tendencies. The H's are sent to an experimental boarding schools far outside town where teachers attempt to "make them into something useful". This is the story of one class of H's.
edited 14th Apr '13 6:00:37 PM by HistoryMaker
A talented assassin, Huo, wields the fabled sword Blood Diamond, whose blade is made of said precious stones and thus is so sharp it can cut through any object. But now he's seen enough of combat and wants to retire. Unfortunately, many enemies remain that hunger for revenge, and for his blade. Huo decides to train an heir in the art of wielding the Blood Diamond, that they may become the next greatest assassin in his stead. He will take that heir through many duels against his enemies, and his final test will be to duel with Huo himself.
E-Who-Must-Not-Be-Gendered
The Bureau of Underwear Inspection and Enforcement is the highest law enforcement agency in the country, with its agents treated akin to celebrities and superheroes. But even among the Undies, there are those who go beyond the call of duty and prove themselves legendary vessels of making sure people wear proper underwear. This is the tale of Captain Underpants.
Snake Eyes.
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The touching story of how an elderly nun of deteriorating health tries to help a gambling addict kick their habit as one last good deed before she passes away.
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The tale of how the life of an elderly woman gets turned on its head when her new neighbor, a young male who calls himself Totoro, moves in. Totoro does a lot of questionably weird things and the elderly woman suspects he is either crazy or a criminal.
Screaming Lessons
First Loyalty: Yourself
The Sam Kinison story.
Embroiled in slave rebellion, I escaped crucifixion simply by declaring 'I am Vito', everyone else apparently being called 'Spartacus'.
A bombastic musical about a the familial dynasty that owns America's largest fast food chain as the fatherless "head of the family/CEO" struggles to find a heir.
Paragon of Dissonance
edited 31st Mar '13 10:57:52 PM by StillbirthMachine
Only Death Is Real